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Fuzzy Slippers
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I can't believe they let a guy on snl with the name Tear And Kill Them.

doom slayer ass moniker
January 29, 2026 at 11:07 PM
hobo johnson was all of the cringe of twenty one pilots meets all of the immaturity of early the front bottoms, without any of the redeeming qualities of either
January 29, 2026 at 7:47 PM
i dreamt i was on @cbbworld.bsky.social as “Bubbla Waters,” Land Correspondent for SNN (short for *Sea* NN) but Scott wouldn’t let me plug anything cause i wasn’t funny enough & also i broke one of his drinking glasses & bled all over his studio & he had to drive me to the hospital to get stitches
January 28, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Ya know, I live on the top end of an incline from my partner's house, what are the odds that I can snowboard to her place tomorrow after the storm?
January 24, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Democrats can and must make it clear there will be trials and anyone even somewhat associated with ICE will face them. Maybe give a quit-your-job deadline on appeasement and give people 72 hours. I don't know. But currently the plan is to let them murder us in the street and get away with it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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i do genuinely think we need to jail every single person currently working for ICE
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Manayunk is Philly's Sicily
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Really fucked up that squirrels don't know how much I love them. What kind of god would do this to me
January 23, 2026 at 7:11 PM
When did hot bisexual femmes get so into line dancing
January 20, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Studying psychology is crazy because they'll teach you about men who were wrong about everything but for some reason get credit for trying.
January 20, 2026 at 8:30 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
genuinely what am i supposed to do if i hate adobe but i hate gimp more than photoshop and i only know how to use photoshop but photoshop has gotten harder and harder to pirate with each passing year
January 20, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Hey I was serious about the "everybody is hot now" epidemic we need to solve this and go back to the "everybody is pretty okay looking" days of yore.
January 19, 2026 at 10:43 PM
you drink diet soda because you don't mind the taste of aspertame. I do not dring diet soda because I don't care for the taste of aspertame. We are not the same 😤
January 19, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I do not support abolishing cancer. Instead I believe we should reform cancer to better cooperate with our bodies. To accomplish this I will give cancer some cameras and a million dollars.
January 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Not to be bi or anything but when did everybody get so attractive? Can we all chill out? I need the world to be average again this is overwhelming
January 17, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Not to be a millenial or anything but Anna Sun is a good song i think
January 16, 2026 at 7:16 PM
no offense but is everybody mad at me
January 16, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Not to be vegan or anything but leather is creepy and weird. Like what do you mean you're sitting on a couch made of skin? Ed Gein ass loveseat over here.
January 15, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I can admit when I'm wrong, and I was wrong about Sleeping With Sirens. If You Can't Hang is a fucking banger.
January 14, 2026 at 5:58 AM
I picked a hell of a month to take a tolerance break jesus christ
January 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
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This isn't just a casual observation. Fascism scholars have long made this point. It's why calling them "weird" was a more effective strategy than talking about the prices of eggs. Fascism is an aesthetic political movement - you need to make people feel embarassed and horrified by it.
one of the most effective weapons we have against fascism is mockery, especially when its really funny
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:17 PM
i’ve had cars almost hit me in a crosswalk cause a light turned green, but it was pretty easy to get out of the way cause i wasn’t focused on trying to kill them
January 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM