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See you starside
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2XKO is a bad name for a video game
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross's ost for patriots day is low key good
November 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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just saw someone say "the SA of nanking" and my god you people need to get more comfortable saying the word rape
November 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The Marathon 1 level G4 Sunbathing is the only one in the entire game to use the limited oxygen mechanic. Especially funny since the oxygen meter on the HUD has equal prominence as the health bar so you'd think it would be used more than once in a 8-10 hour game.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago

so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
You should be allowed to go home from work if you "just aren't feeling it"
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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i hope jeff vogel is having a good day, as i do every day
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/tumblr_05b156271f2c8942cc69bb6c7f807293_c7a86904_640.jpg
November 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
PUT YOUR TURKEY IN THE MICROWAVE NOW!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The powers that be want me in prison or dead because of the hard hitting guerrilla journalism I'm doing on my paywalled substack with 100 subscribers.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I don't like cranberry sauce except the stuff from a can (must still be in the shape of the can too!!) but even then I only like that as a jello style side dish. I'd never eat it with a bite of turkey and stuffing
November 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Thought I might pop over to Planet Zemeckis with some of my other gunter pals and see if we can't find an easter egg or two, wanna come with? You can hitch a ride in my ecto-1
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm not enron
November 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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“Jews need to change our messaging to associate “Palestine” with terrorism.”
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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My goodness, Baldwin could had written this last week.
October 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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He stick the leggy out :) #polarBear #drawing
November 24, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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whatever it is I'm sure it's gonna start with a shockingly honest portrayal of some historical injustice but will ultimately fold it into the National Narrative in a way that minimizes or white washes said crime in infuriating ways
I figure Ken Burns has one, maybe two big documentary series in him before he fully retires. What do you think they should be? My votes include Football, Hip-Hop, World War 1, Reconstruction (though Skip Gates did this one well), Iraq/Afghanistan, 19th Century Expansionism.
November 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Do you think theres a lot of tension between Tom Hanks and Tim Allen in the toy story 6 recording booth
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Anything you can do I can do worse
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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GET COZY!! SO COZY! Blueberry wolves are BACK! and PINK! and come in TEES AND HOODIES.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I'd go back and delete star wars from history if only just to get rid of "this is the way" and baby yoda
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"what's the most useless video game trivia you know" -- one of the sci-fi alien screen textures in half-life 2 just uses a screenshot from a (surprisingly OK) Star Trek 4x game called Birth of the Federation... the Combine Advisor is playing as the Romulans, on turn 363
November 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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The location ID on twitter revealing that 99% of the horrible shit on that website is just posted by people in India honestly soothed me a lot. Its literally all just fake.
November 24, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Your older relatives think this man is a genius
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM