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John Johnston 🇨🇦
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Athlete, aesthete. This ain't the down, it's the upbeat.
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
All this Ozymandias discourse today is putting me in mind of my favourite ever Onion op-ed and the killer line...

"They should call Omar Khayyam “Ozymandias Khayyam,” because when I look on his works, I despair!"

theonion.com/i-could-writ...
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Innings 10-14: inbetween shifts watching on my buddy's phone on the bench
Inning 15: On the bluetooth speaker in the changing room
Inning 16: On the radio in my car driving home
Innings 17-18: Streaming (largely unsuccesfully) on my TV at home

To say this country is all in is a gross understament!
Tuesday night's epic #worldseries game and how I experienced it:

Innings 1-5: Streaming on my TV at home
Innings 6-7: On the radio in my car driving to play hockey
Innings 8-9: On the bluetooth speaker in the changing room
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Further study reveals that “Toronto Blue Jays” is an anagram for “joyous talent, bro.”
“Los Angeles Dodgers” is an anagram for “draggled looseness.”

Do with this information what you will.
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With all due respect, FUCK EM UP, TREY
Are Rogers going to admit to being proud owners of Sportsnet?
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This right here, people. It's vile. It's wrong. And it's brought to you by the UCP.

Any government that would ignore the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, the Alberta Bill of Rights, and the Alberta Human Rights Act does not have your best interest at heart.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #yyc #yeg
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Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
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We will fight them on the quiches
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People just now realizing what baseball is?
Good Lord this was a waste of all of our time, wasn’t it?
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Albertans, if we have a problem with what’s happening, we need to make our voices heard.
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When he says “hit it, Joe”, I don’t think first time viewers are going to be prepared for just how hard Joe hits it.
makes me weep to think of the gifts robbed from us because unaffordable housing has made it difficult for people to pursue their passions and hobbies
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As their biggest UK fans, we made this video to wish them luck and cheer them on. Let’s go Blue Jays!
#WANTITALL #cdnpoli
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A very offline cousin sent this to fam group chat. This story is breaking containment.
If Prince Andrew is looking for a job there are options here in Calgary