Jeff Atkins
@atkinsjeff.bsky.social
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Research Professor @ Virginia Commonwealth University and displaced Forest Service scientist; ecosystem ecologist with a remote sensing problem; standard time apologist; lover of loud, noisy, weird music. Views and opinions my own.
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atkinsjeff.bsky.social
Judaculla Rock! Love this place and miss Cullowhee.
chriscooperwcu.bsky.social
Beautiful morning at Judaculla Rock near Cullowhee. Definitely worth a visit if you're visiting Jackson County, or if you (like me) live here

The rock has more than 1,500 petroglyphs--the most of any boulder East of the Mississippi.

A 6 post 🧵 that no one asked for ⤵️
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dangaristo.bsky.social
"Admittedly, research grant funding is not the most riveting topic to come before this Court. However, the Court has come to appreciate that, as Defendants readily admit, basic research is an 'essential' service that universities provide to the federal government and so to the American people."
This case is about “indirect costs,” an accounting term undoubtedly unfamiliar to most.
Defense Secretary Hegseth has seized on this knowledge gap to call them “waste” and
“bureaucratic fat.”3
 But that is entirely misleading. Indirect costs are the buildings within which
new materials for life-saving armor are developed. They are the supercomputers that find new
ways to defend our country against cyber-attacks. Yes, they are also the assistants who keep things
running and the custodians who come in at night. But these are not “waste.” Indeed, the
regulations treat them as both “necessary and reasonable.”4
Admittedly, research grant funding is not the most riveting topic to come before this Court.
However, the Court has come to appreciate that, as Defendants readily admit, basic research is an
“essential” service that universities provide to the federal government and so to the American
people. In exchange, universities submit themselves to a baroque and exacting regulatory system
that scrutinizes their costs and demands accountability. Yet, Defendants would unravel that
partnership with less than a nod toward Congress’s requirement that federal agencies make
reasonable choices and rationally explain them.
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lars-brudvig.bsky.social
Apply to become the next MSU EEB Presidential Postdoctoral Fellow!

These are two year positions with research stipend, working with 2+ MSU EEB faculty. Applications due 10 November 2025. More here:

eeb.msu.edu/initiatives/...
Postdoctoral Fellowship - Ecology, Evolution, and Behavior
eeb.msu.edu
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junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
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threnody.bsky.social
just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”
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timcurran.bsky.social
Great PhD opportunity with an excellent supervisor:

Quantify traits of tree species across the western US to determine how tree populations and forest communities will respond to drought and fire.

plant-traits.net/lab-openings/
Lab openings | Laughlin Research Lab
plant-traits.net
atkinsjeff.bsky.social
No.
scinews.bsky.social
Prizes must recognize machine contributions to discovery

The future of science will be written by humans and machines together. Awards should reflect that reality.

www.nature.com/articles/d41...
atkinsjeff.bsky.social
Actually love that play, but also...$1400?????
atkinsjeff.bsky.social
One of the good teams might win today, so that's something.
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Botetourt
merriam-webster.com
What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?
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loraxcate.bsky.social
📣 Opportunity for early career researchers from developing countries who work on climate change. IPCC is calling for chapter scientists for assessment round 7. Successful applicants will receive a stipend for 48 months. 🧪🌎
www.ictp.it/opportunity/...
IPCC AR7 Chapter Scientists | ICTP
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is in the process of preparing its Seventh Assessment report (AR7). The IPCC Working Groups are seeking highly motivated early-career researchers f...
www.ictp.it
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loraxcate.bsky.social
Applications for @ipcc.bsky.social AR7 Chapter Scientists close on 18th October. Great opportunity for emerging researchers from developing countries! 🧪🌎🌱
loraxcate.bsky.social
📣 Opportunity for early career researchers from developing countries who work on climate change. IPCC is calling for chapter scientists for assessment round 7. Successful applicants will receive a stipend for 48 months. 🧪🌎
www.ictp.it/opportunity/...
IPCC AR7 Chapter Scientists | ICTP
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) is in the process of preparing its Seventh Assessment report (AR7). The IPCC Working Groups are seeking highly motivated early-career researchers f...
www.ictp.it
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chriscooperwcu.bsky.social
One week until we begin reviewing applications ⬇️.

3:3 load w/ manageable class size. If you're a junior Americanist who is excited about teaching Congress, Intro American, and the Presidency, doing research in a collaborative environment & living in the mountains, please apply.

#polisky
chriscooperwcu.bsky.social
We (Western Carolina University) are hiring for an assistant professor in American politics (w/ focus on & willingness to teach the Presidency, & Congress). Review of applications begins Oct. 15.

jobs.wcu.edu/postings/31915

Good colleagues, good students, good views. Reach out w/ ?s.

#polisky
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rivconalliance.bsky.social
Hot off the presses 🙌 The 2025 Rivanna River Watershed Stream Health Report is here!

This annual report presents the latest data collected by RCA's long-running bacteria and biological monitoring programs. Read the full report on our website at www.rivannariver.org/monitoring-reports.
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jacquelyngill.bsky.social
The new Wiley journal review system is an absolute nightmare. Editorial assistants have been replaced by a clunky, AI-enabled website that makes it harder to find and invite reviewers. Associate editor workloads have increased. I'm not convinced the invitations to reviewers are even going through.
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andrew.heiss.phd
Just discovered the {gm} package, which lets you programmatically create sheet music (and audio!) with #rstats (with MuseScore as the backend) flujoo.github.io/gm/index.html
library(dplyr)
library(gm)

golden <- tribble(
  ~pitches,  ~duration,   ~lyric,
  "E4",      "q",         "I’m",
  "G4",      "q",         "done",
  "C5",      "q",         "hid-",
  "B4",      "q",         "-ing",
  "D4",      "q",         "now",
  "G4",      "q",         "I’m",
  "E5",      "q",         "shin-",
  "D5",      "q",         "-ing",
  "G4",      "q",         "like",
  "B4",      "q",         "I’m",
  "A5",      "q",         "born",
  "F#5",     "q/3*(q/8)", "to", 
  "G5",      "q/3",       "be._",
  "G5",      "h",         ""
)

music <- 
  Music() +
  Key(1) +
  Tempo(125) +
  Meter(2, 4) +
  Line(pitches = golden$pitches, durations = golden$duration) + 
  Tie(13) +
  Lyric(golden$lyric[1], 1) + Lyric(golden$lyric[2], 2) + 
  Lyric(golden$lyric[3], 3) + Lyric(golden$lyric[4], 4) + 
  Lyric(golden$lyric[5], 5) + Lyric(golden$lyric[6], 6) +
  Lyric(golden$lyric[7], 7) + Lyric(golden$lyric[8], 8) + 
  Lyric(golden$lyric[9], 9) + Lyric(golden$lyric[10], 10) + 
  Lyric(golden$lyric[11], 11) + Lyric(golden$lyric[12], 12) +
  Lyric(golden$lyric[13], 13)

show(music) The first part of the bridge from "Golden" from KPop Demon Hunters
atkinsjeff.bsky.social
You love to see it
lucasbrowneyes.bsky.social
Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10.

Windows 7 use is surging 5x now.

AI is product poison.
atkinsjeff.bsky.social
Hobbies. And going all in on them. Lifting, exercise, getting outdoors. And probably friends too, but I am a hermit and all my friends live 100s to 1000s of miles away so not sure how to address that for me or y'all.
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?
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forestsat.bsky.social
🌲Join the ForestSAT 2026 Pre-Conference Virtual Workshop Series!
Don’t miss our hands-on virtual workshops, starting in less than 3 weeks!
📅 Dates: October 2025 – April 2026
💻 Format: Online
🔗 Learn more & register: carlos-alberto-silva.github.io/silvalab/For...
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lovemussels.bsky.social
The Oklahoma Biological Survey at the University of Oklahoma is hiring a tenure-track freshwater ecologist. This is a great opportunity at a wonderful place to work. Please spread the word and encourage folks to apply: apply.interfolio.com/174472
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