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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · Jul 28

on every level including physical I am the nerd from boyfriends webcomic

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 2h

at this point all zack polanski would have to do to secure the doll vote would be to start doing the boob hypnosis thing again

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 3h

oh my fuuucking god ik it's the bare minimum but the fucking leap my heart did hearing a british politician finally just say "yes" to this stupid fucking question 😩

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 6h

cheese implies the existence of a singular choose

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 8h

speaking as both a professional cleaner and occasional fisting enjoyer, I think we should, as standard, have sinks deep enough to wash up to your elbows in

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 16h

absolutely fucking nightmarish. Free Ciara Watkin

UnicornsRockUK @unicornsrockuk.bsky.social · 1d

She's been jailed - to be raped every night.

She's in a male jail. Despite living as female since she was 13.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news...

Trans woman jailed after hiding male genitalia during sex with man

Ciara Watkin, 21, concealed she had male genitalia and performed sex acts on a man she had been on a date with - before later texting him 'I'm trans, I'm sorry I didn't tell you'

www.mirror.co.uk

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 2d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 1d

hard to understate the mental health benefits of a big fluffy pink bathrobe

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 1d

we're so back 🩷

Auburn with some wet, freshly repinked hair

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 1d

"friends" in the "I charged all my vibrators when you said you're coming round" kinda sense

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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 3d

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 2d

oh I just call her Mel

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 3d

you can tell how bad the footholds are by how much I glitch out on them

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 3d

get you a twink with glutes this strong 😩 (6c)

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 3d

this is the reason I only smoke on nights out 😌

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 4d

it's a beautiful world we live in 😌

goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 4d

is there a german equivalent to the kebab shop guy calling you boss man?

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goreburn screams 🏳️‍⚧️🦌 @auburnleaves.bsky.social · 4d

I've been seeing these around and istfg their only purpose is to fuck with people like me who've cultivated an immediate 'destroy all england flag stickers on sight' instinct