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Audens
@audens.bsky.social
· Oct 18
what if you were jacking off and a genie came out of the tip
sinners prequel about remmick
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
sinners prequel about remmick
I will enact violence on you
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I will enact violence on you
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i could do without pears
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
i could do without pears
rapist movie distributed by nazi and sycophant
‘RUSH HOUR 4’ has been greenlit at Paramount, after push from Donald Trump.
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
• Paramount is teaming up with Warner Bros. to distribute
• Brett Ratner, who coincidentally just made a documentary about Melania Trump, will return to direct.
(Source: Deadline)
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
rapist movie distributed by nazi and sycophant
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it is insanely funny to see the types of movies that the nazi right has glommed on to (American Psycho, Taxi Driver, Starship Troopers, etc) and meanwhile Donald Trump is phoning up Paramount to personally demand another fucking Rush Hour
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
it is insanely funny to see the types of movies that the nazi right has glommed on to (American Psycho, Taxi Driver, Starship Troopers, etc) and meanwhile Donald Trump is phoning up Paramount to personally demand another fucking Rush Hour
my name is Karlie Chaufman
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
my name is Karlie Chaufman
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
it is insanely funny to see the types of movies that the nazi right has glommed on to (American Psycho, Taxi Driver, Starship Troopers, etc) and meanwhile Donald Trump is phoning up Paramount to personally demand another fucking Rush Hour
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
it is insanely funny to see the types of movies that the nazi right has glommed on to (American Psycho, Taxi Driver, Starship Troopers, etc) and meanwhile Donald Trump is phoning up Paramount to personally demand another fucking Rush Hour
how are we expected to take this government seriously or coexist peacefully with republicans who support and enable it
Unreal: "The EPA is moving forward with approvals for pesticides containing 'forever chemicals' as an active ingredient... The agency also announced plans to relax a rule requiring companies to report products containing PFAS and has proposed weakening drinking water standards for the chemicals."
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
how are we expected to take this government seriously or coexist peacefully with republicans who support and enable it
my name is life ofchuck
November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
my name is life ofchuck
if you give me $500 I will provide you goods and services
November 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
if you give me $500 I will provide you goods and services
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In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high
November 22, 2025 at 11:28 PM
In a dangerous new trend, young Wizard of Oz fans are “Buddy Ebsening” - coating their bodies in toxic aluminum dust to get high
lmao
Watching the funeral of VP Dick Cheney and listening to his daughter, Congresswoman Liz Cheney, speak. One can only hope that this GOP will find its democratic compass again and reject all things fascist. I didn’t always agree with VP Cheney BUT he was antifa. He always put country over party.RIP🙏
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
lmao
white people when they see a guy "this reminds me of one battle after another"
November 21, 2025 at 4:45 PM
white people when they see a guy "this reminds me of one battle after another"
me at the nier convention "2B Fair"
"To be fair" is the prefix to some of the least funny replies you'll ever read on social media
November 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
me at the nier convention "2B Fair"
this is one of the oldest white nationalist twitter discourses lol these people are pathetic
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
this is one of the oldest white nationalist twitter discourses lol these people are pathetic
I'm something of a baka anjin
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm something of a baka anjin
nice try zach cregger
hot dogs could be a thanksgiving side
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
nice try zach cregger
I'm liberal. i love job iden
November 19, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I'm liberal. i love job iden
November 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM