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August And Everything Armbar

@augustarmbar.bsky.social

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English teacher for Weyland-Yutani by day (and night). Grey is my favourite colour. Drawing puzzleslop these days. https://augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · May 25

Me pulling the six star gacha girl I really wanted.

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 8h

I told you she'd be impossible to stop!

augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io/busymorrison

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 18h

Stevie Turner has left WWE. I'll miss the Prime Minister of NXT, but the Stevie I loved best was the four-dimensional (two levels above and two steps ahead) cyberpunk wrestler from the future, so maybe we'll get to see her again somewhere soon.

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 19h

A page from Busy Morrison vs Iris The Virus. Here we see Iris has escaped the Centre for Counter Cyber Crime Control and is jumping through the digital screens in this underpass, moments away from reaching the city where she will be impossible to stop. Can you find the match?

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 1d

Last week I shared some little trailers for the Steamy Morrison lava maze puzzle book, this time here's one for the Busy Morrison find-the-match puzzle book. Morrisons are kind of like Jojos, but not really. Moros.

augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io/busymorrison

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 2d

In my newest illustrated puzzle book Coolantsport (all-time awful name, very happy with it), the opponent's mech is drawn over a maze, and the correct path through the maze is the line where your sword cuts them to pieces, Metal Gear Rising style.

augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io/coolantsport

Pre-fight banter on the left, mech maze on the right. This mech has a wrecking ball.

Pre-fight banter on the left, mech maze on the right. This mech has a flamethrower.

Pre-fight banter on the left, mech maze on the right. This mech is a big bug.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 2d

ok more seriously this time, please someone for the love of god play this game, i need more people to talk to about the gorgeous visual direction, unusual jrpg party and mechanics, and one of Akira Yamaoka's best soundtracks ever.

like look at this shit. you want to fight this thing i know you dooo

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 3d

Happy Birthday!

a happy birthday card with a cartoon character and the words " happy birthday dont let anyone throw off your groove "

ALT: a happy birthday card with a cartoon character and the words " happy birthday dont let anyone throw off your groove "

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 3d

I played the Motorslice demo, man cute girls really do elevate everything, she's terrific.

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 3d

More treadmill, in Portugal with the great Tommy Rivz. Running with Rivz is like working out with a Metal Gear Solid codec support team member, he always has interesting facts about the flora, fauna and history of wherever we're running, like these dead jellyfish. But how do they taste, says Snake.

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🎃 goodshipskypirate (aka Neo Yi) 💀 @goodshipskypirate.bsky.social · 5d

It's time for a new update! Do you feel young and beautiful? (www.youtube.com/watch?v=Te11...)

⭐READ HERE (for latest page): dandyrobotcomic.com
🤖BEGINNERS, START HERE: dandyrobotcomic.com/index.html?p...

🍂 | #webcomics | #spiderforest | 🍂

Promo for my webcomic, "Prince Marine: The Dandy Robot."

Text reads, "Update! Ch. 7, pg 53."

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 4d

Hell yeah! Soggy is the word.

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 4d

This movie ROCKS! These dvd covers are way better though.

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 4d

My bluesky dream is to post clips and screenshots from my treadmill workouts like my heroes post clips and screenshots of old video games. Here is the wonderful Aria Song taking me on a run to an awesome looking aircraft carrier in San Diego while talking about ROMS and emulators.

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 5d

After loving the shitterhead out of Slitterhead I wanted more possessionslop, so I played Messiah last month. I really liked it, he's just a little guy, flapping his tiny wings, running under people's legs and possessing them between the shoulder blades. And the setting is pretty Judge Dredd.

台羽正 @tadashidaiba.bsky.social · 5d

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 6d

This time thanks to Jeff Buckley.

augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io/steamymorrison

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 7d

Here's a little trailer for the puzzle book I've been sharing. Lava inventions, pipe mazes, volcano puns. And you may just find out what Steamy Morrison is really erupt to, if you don't end up falling in lava with her. Thanks to Phil Collins and Phillip Bailey for the banger.

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 7d

My favourite volcano pun in the whole Steamy Morrison book might just be this one. It's not the greatest stand-alone gag because there's no volcano on the page, but I lava it, and it's one of the first hints that our mad lava scientist may be out to manipulate the good UN inspector.

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 7d

I put on a Bonanza Bros longplay during my treadmill run today, and the guy wasn't even being stealthy, just bursting through every door guns blazing, I had to turn it off in disgust.

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 8d

Just when you think they've run out of ideas... The new horse girl is a MAGICIAN

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 8d

This game pass page is pretty much the same joke as the music CD yesterday, but if I was shy about volcano puns I would never have made this book, it's got 45 pages (and 47 mazes!) of tremor-ndous quaking quips.

augustandeverythingarmbar.itch.io/steamymorrison

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jouste @jouste.bsky.social · 9d

The Bloodbathogen!
This terrifying triple threat has been stapled together to be three times as scary! It doesn't matter what bites you, you'll be sure to turn into something awful or maybe even a combination of these bonded brothers of bedlam! Be it bark, blood or brains!
#0617

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 8d

Hell yeah Anita

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 8d

If you see this, post a goth (or punk) girl 🖤

..anita counts, right..?? what's more punk than a sex worker using a giant mascara brush made of her own blood to fight brainsucking monsters

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August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 9d

If you see this, post a goth (or punk) girl 🖤

Shiori Novella on purple paper, eating with scissors.

August And Everything Armbar @augustarmbar.bsky.social · 9d

Today I tried running on the treadmill while doing a Hishi Amazon career run on my phone at the same time. Going into an interval while the horse girls are hitting the final stretch is quite the experience, it's like the Seinfeld where George starts eating sandwiches during sex and gets hooked.