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August Parker

@augustparker.bsky.social

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36 | He/Him 🏳️‍🌈 | Pretend Fox | NSFW 18+ Only. 🔞 Minors will be blocked. Geek. Gamer. Programmer. Writer. Infoxication Enthusiast. Leftist. BLM. 🎨: Edesk / BashBL-UX

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jul 18

the full ref sheet of my fursona August (SFW version). absolutely love this art! always makes me smile.

art by the wonderful edesk (https://linktr.ee/edeskfur / https://furaffinity.net/user/edesk)
they were wonderful to work with & i hope to do so again. highly recommend if you get the chance to!

A SFW reference sheet for August, a male fox. He has pink and cream fur, with light brown fur on his forearms & legs from the knee down. He has light brown hair with purple highlights and circular piercings on his left ear & left lower lip. His left eye is light purple & his right is light blue. He has circular piercings on each nipple. There are 2 outfits shown. His base outfit is a light purple bandana around his neck, a light purple & black jockstrap and the stars-and-moons anklet on his right ankle. He wears a black 3-point chest harness, armbands, and bondage cuffs around his wrists & left ankle. His main outfit includes base plus a white & light blue short mid-riff zip-up hoodie, light purple & white striped fingerless arm warmers, white short shorts with a tri-point harness belt with attached pouch, light purple & white striped thigh-high leg warmers, and a messenger bag. There are close-ups of his anklet & a cuff. There are 3 "emotion" headshots: flirtatious, excited, and shy.

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 8d

dogs are ridiculous creatures

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 8d

*watching the X-Files with my spouse when suddenly Mulder and Scully find a desiccated corpse*

spouse: aw man, i should’ve ordered jerky the other night!

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Hourly Foxes @foxes.hourly.media · 11d

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 11d

i like the third one, as it’s elegance suits her

i also can’t unsee how similar the original Vivian skin is to Yixuan’s, with the same general silhouette and shape, right down to the same lace fringe at the bottom. so changes like that to make it more different and personal to the character is nice

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 11d

sorry to anyone following who hates being exposed to dumb shit on their timeline, i try never to inflict that shit on y’all and promise it ain’t gonna be a regular thing

but i’m so fucking over this ceaseless caping for a bigot

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 11d

fuck a poster’s strike though, we’ll just antagonize you right the fuck back by calling out your inability to engage with any meaningful dialogue or feedback, and your absolute moral cowardice

until you’re capable of self-reflection, happy to just keep posting “eat shit you gormless fuckass loser”

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 11d

there are fucking amoeba with more backbone than this asshat

she got values as meaningless & shallow as her platitudes, and the moral convictions of a fucking weathervane

handwringing about inflammatory rhetoric while sneering condescendingly at her own users & going outta her way to antagonize em

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 11d

what kind of dumbfuck ceo not only antagonizes the users that are the product attracting vc funding but then has the audacity to whine about negativity on social media after going out of their way to antagonize people? some lameass coward crybully shit

keep posting through it tho, i hear that works

Jay 🦋 @jay.bsky.team · 12d

You could try a poster’s strike. I hear that works

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · 15d

One of the biggest people in my corner for my work has always been Rob, who did such work to try and make a space for lit in the furry community and offer connections to those around him It would really mean a lot to me if y'all could help them out. Spread the word, toss a fiver, whatever you can.

Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 16d

This has been the worst month of my life.
Short version: we need to raise money to make a housing payment, here is the link, if you cannot help directly please spread this to anyone who can: gofund.me/ee369fe61
For the long version, buckle up.

Donate to Help my family keep our home one more month, organized by Taylor Fox

My family and I have been without reliable income since I lost my job in 2024. … Taylor Fox needs your support for Help my family keep our home one more month

gofund.me

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Rob MacWolf, Werewolf Hitchhiker @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog · 16d

Donate to Help my family keep our home one more month, organized by Taylor Fox

My family and I have been without reliable income since I lost my job in 2024. … Taylor Fox needs your support for Help my family keep our home one more month

gofund.me

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🎃🎃 Red The 🦇 Vampiric 🦇 Vampire 🎃🎃 @redvampire.itch.io · Aug 11

I'm at the United Nations
I'm at the Shopping Mall
I'm at the combination United Nations and Shopping Mall

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 26d

too relateable…

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 26d

new york times, washington post, disney plus, paramount plus, hbo, peacock, among many other subscriptions i’ve dropped over the years from these companies’ abject moral cowardice. some i dropped long ago, like NYT and WaPo, i’ve never resubbed to. enjoy never getting more money you chucklefucks.

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · 26d

yup — pulled the trigger last night on canceling disney plus after being a sub-and-forget, and don’t see myself ever subscribing to it again.

it’s a complete own goal. all they had to do was have more of a backbone than a paramecium and they utterly failed by capitulating in advance.

fuck ‘em.

River_Tam @rivertam.bsky.social · 27d

The thing about streaming services is that their bread & butter are households that sub and forget - ppl who go months w/o actually using the product but enjoy having the option at their fingertips. They're the first to go in a boycott (it costs nothing to cancel) and they're the hardest to get back

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Sahoni, Official Re(a)d Wolf @sahoni.bsky.social · Sep 9

Hello folks! It's launch day and I'm a potential stretch goal writer! If you want a cool 2 player ttrpg game with lone wolf and cub dynamic between a jaded adult and supernatural child this is for you. Perfect for Logan, Stranger Things, and The Last Of Us vibes.

www.kickstarter.com/projects/psy...

Shadow / Giant 2e

A jaded guardian & magical child two-player episodic TTRPG

www.kickstarter.com

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Aug 29

hell yeah beaw!

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jul 27

“but unlike MINE, that OTHER kind of porn art is WEIRD and GROSS so it was OK to ban!!!”

oh damn you mean cheering on bans of whatever gets labelled weird and gross will inevitably blow up in your face when someone else expands that label to apply to what you like too? who could’ve seen it coming!!

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jul 27

'I never thought payment processors would ban MY porn,' sobs person who voted for the Payment Processors Banning Porn Party.

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jul 9

look at this handsome mans

MyLoveless @myloveless.bsky.social · Jul 8

Warm Up Commission

Done for @onyxpanther.bsky.social

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jul 7

hell yeah

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Iggy @iggydinosaur.bsky.social · Jun 26

I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE!
All the information is at iggyland.org

Iggy needs a kidney - Iggy's Up All Night

The TL;DR on how you can help (if you scroll down, the full story is below): In short I have a disease that requires a living kidney donor. There are no other viable options for me. I have only a few ...

iggyland.org

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August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jun 24

i’m sorry but if a person has to fucking die for someone to have a “teachable moment” about not contributing to harassment campaigns, i think that’s a pretty fucking profound moral failing

August Parker @augustparker.bsky.social · Jun 24

without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

A screencap from, I believe, a Mega Man cartoon of a robot dog holding its head in its paws with the caption “Shit man, I don’t know, I’m just a fucking dog.”