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My kung-fu is the best. Only speaks when spoken to. You're not the number one guy in this group.
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mikebarthelauthor.com
Turned on SNL and genuinely thought the Role Model performance was a skit at first.
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kenwhite.bsky.social
“WHOAH! Be careful not to step in that pile of shit there!” exclaimed the man pulling his pants back up.
theserfstv.bsky.social
Fascinated how the guy who made superstars of Matt Walsh, Candace Owens, Jordan Peterson, and Michael Knowles thought that unfettered racism and every phobia in existence wouldn't eventually include anti-semitism
Ben Shapiro warns that conspiratorial right is taking over social media
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kenwhite.bsky.social
New York Times Executive Editor Joseph Kahn either does kidnap and molest preschoolers or he doesn’t. Does he or does he not? Is there troubling evidence or isn’t there? Have preschoolers shrieked in pain and terror in his office or haven’t they? All of this plus the Brooklyn Book Festival!ghv
aunderscorek.bsky.social
Hey kids? Kids? Who the fuck is "Role Model" and why the fuck did anyone think he deserved an SNL slot?

I can't remember being so actively angry at how bad a performer and their songs are, Jesus. This kid looks like he got a book of cheap tattoos slapped on yesterday and sings flat, Christ.
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atrupar.com
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.

VANCE: No, George, I sai--

STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
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forgottenpoets.bsky.social
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From 'Conflict Resolution for Holy Beings' (2015)
—Joy Harjo

#poetry #poem #booksky
Fall Song

It is a dark fall day.
The earth is slightly damp with rain.
I hear a jay.
The cry is blue.
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atrupar.com
Pritzker: "If the Constitution means anything -- and I guess we all are questioning that right now -- the Insurrection Act cannot be invoked ... they just want troops on the ground because they want to militarize especially blue cities in blue states."
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Every time someone makes me read something Peter Thiel said it’s like “Scrooge McDuck is Jesus Christ and Huey, Dewey, and Louie are Gabriel, Raphael, and Uriel and Daisy is Mary Magdalene and that’s why women voting has lowered American sperm count.”
aunderscorek.bsky.social
And has deffo never seen one piece
aunderscorek.bsky.social
Two trap words today. Nice try, life.

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aunderscorek.bsky.social
Big old trap. Dont mind telling you that I looked through the archive to see which words were used before for this one.

Payback & Associates! Tonight! World famous Tower Bar!

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kenwhite.bsky.social
Also: if you work for ICE, even if you’re not one of the ones arresting citizens or tackling 15-year-olds or zip-tying kids together and segregating them by race, you’re part of the mechanism making it happen, and you should suffer long-term social and post-regime-change consequences.
aricohn.com
Some weirdo on Twitter has been absolutely melting down for like 36 straight hours because I posted:

When this is over, do not forget what ICE did, and what ICE is. And do not make room for them in society. Make sure they know that they are, and will continue to be, reviled and beneath contempt.
aunderscorek.bsky.social
Cool integrity, but none for me, thanks, I keep cashing those Soros checks every week, our band is writing a new song about him, absolute commission piece, a real Medici
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reverendjesus.com
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"
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kenwhite.bsky.social
Trader Joe's Exec1: we'll sell lots of really good stuff at good prices

Exec2: that doesn't sound at all evil. We're a big company, we're supposed to be evil

Founder1: we are going to have the most inadequate, cramped, badly designed parking lots in the fucking world

Founder2: ok that works
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joncooper-us.bsky.social
Stand strong and stay safe, Portland. 💙🐸
#FuckICE
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kateinkharkiv.bsky.social
In Kostyantynivka, a russian bomb killed a 4-year-old girl and the priest who tried to shield her inside the church.

Bastards. Murderers.
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primateyell.bsky.social
It's amazing that it needs to be said, but we should listen to autistic people about autism. (And autistic people, like any other group of people, also have a range of perspectives and experiences -- this is just one!) www.latimes.com/opinion/stor...
Contributor: Autism is not your enemy
It isn’t the misinformation that troubles autistic people the most. It’s the subtext that the world would be better off without us.
www.latimes.com
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The, after my eagle on Wordle... well... every rose has its thorn.

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