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La Piñata Bandida
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I find funny what your 3rd grader finds funny...
Old School Chicano
Teacher & Site Rep for my #CFT/#AFT union local
Cal Bears ’83 #calgorithm #gobears #bearterritory
#Orioles #birdland
#U2, Dad of a 🏳️‍⚧️ kid, Bostie owner
I hang near the LA/OC Borderlands
Pinned
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams
MLB: #Orioles #Birdland #whynOt
NFL: Stopped when the Colts left Baltimore—but I love Jared Goff of the #Lions
College: Cal Bears #gobears #calgorithm
NBA: None since the Bullets changed their name!
NHL: none
Soccer: Hey, I love Mbappe!
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Stephen Smith is a dumbass.
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
How to end Thanksgiving Day arguments…

Happy Turkey Day!
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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He’s out of his depth there too.
November 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Stephen A is out of his depth on this one. He should stick to sports.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m bummed. My teaching career might have been far more successful had I read Lee Child’s Teacher series…
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Trump put the shooter on the street.
Trump put the National Guard on the street.
They should be home with their families.
Now they're the Nazi goon squad that terrorizes people, all for a racist pedophile pervert they adore. 70% of them voted for this.
"Trump Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum' This attack was all Trump- from granting asylum to the shooter to putting West Virginia National Guard troops on streets of DC in harms way. Trump should RESIGN! www.thedailybeast.com/donald-trump...
Trump Approved National Guard Shooting Suspect’s Asylum
Law enforcement sources say the suspect in an ambush near White House was granted asylum in April.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Daily Walkoff
Orioles #454
"Mound Masters"

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dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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A couple of turkeys. Please share laloalcaraz cartoons and get your own 2026 Lalo Alcaraz Cartoon Calendar at laloalcaraz.com, do it now and support my cornucopia of cartoons!
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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What the hell ??
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
While the football Bears stumbled over the weekend, the Hoop Bears continue an upward arc to their season.

Plus #uclol!
Cal pulls off upset at Chase Center, stuns former Pac-12 foe UCLA
The Cal Bears knocked off the No. 18-ranked Bruins in an 80-72 win at Chase Center in a clash between former rivals. If Cal can beat UCLA, what else is possible this college basketball season?
www.sfchronicle.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Daily Walkoff
Orioles #453

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dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Daily Walkoff
Orioles #452

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dailywalkoff.com
Daily Walkoff - A daily MLB trivia game
A new kind of MLB trivia game with 30 new puzzles each day, one for every MLB team. Can you solve them all?
dailywalkoff.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Law and Order: SUV?

This is a #NewYorkMagazine typo that’s especially heinous…
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Fuck ICE. Fuck them straight into the fucking sun.
1/ THREAD: This year ICE has sent a record 600 immigrant kids into federal shelters, more than in the previous four years combined. Data suggests some are being separated from their families.

For one 15-year-old, it began with a cracked windshield 👇
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.

Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Carrie Fisher was the blueprint.
Protect your people. Call out the predators.
#RESIST
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Why does Greene, or, for that matter, any of the GOP congress critters seeking to cross Trump, actually think that ManBaby has the energy to spend it on campaigning againt them?

Seriously? Sleepy Don?
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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To be honest, I haven’t stepped foot in a Target since Jan. They don’t support my friends & community? They don’t need my $ Plus Amazon bankrolls this administration. Home Depot lets ICE terrorize workers on their lots.
My money stays with small shops and people-first businesses. #WeAintBuyingIt
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Cal fires Justin Wilcox: What’s next for GM Ron Rivera as the Bears wade into a frenzied hiring market with no room for mistakes trib.al/kTBMLSB
Cal fires Justin Wilcox: What’s next for GM Ron Rivera as the Bears wade into a frenzied hiring market with no room for mistakes
Keeping freshman quarterback Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele is GM Ron Rivera’s priority. Does that mean hiring a head coach with offensive expertise?
trib.al
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Second Orioles Mullins in center play in the top 100 plays of 2025, which means there will be as least 3 since this also isn’t the one from my header shot, which will likely be a lot closer to the top of the list.
I feel like there was also another diving catch even better than the one at 76?
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Top Plays of 2025: No. 64

Cedric Mullins scales the wall and brings it back!
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
U2
Talking Heads
REM
X
Los Lobos
Midnight Oil
The Beatles
Nicholas Britell
Define your music taste in eight artists

Nirvana
Bob Dylan
Beastie Boys
Wu Tang
Erykah Badu
Tedeschi Trucks
Joe Strummer
PJ Harvey
Grant Green
Leonard Cohen

Not easy narrowing it to eight (don’t count them ok 🤣)
Define your music taste in eight artists

The Cramps
Joy Division/New Order
Devo
The Replacements
Beastie Boys
Eddie Cochran
Lucinda Williams
The Clash

Not easy narrowing it to eight
November 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Will the press please ask Donald Trump why he intervened in a criminal investigation on the behalf of the Tate brothers?
November 24, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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I heard there was a Cohen song,

And all the Christians got it wrong,

But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?

‘Cause you see its about getting laid,

It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,

But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
hey guys i made a seasonal meme
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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monty python is great . a guy saying "ni!" at dinner for the 300th time is not funny
November 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM