Adam Gayord ☃️🎄🎅🏈🏒🥧
@authorgaylord.bsky.social
Writing, politics, & parenting. Please note the Oxford comma. Star Trek & Star Wars both rock. Sexism and racism both suck. Married. Dad. Biologist. He/Him.
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2025 is the year I activated.
I joined the Colorado Chapter of The Wildlife Society's Conservation Affairs Committee.
I joined the board of Friends of Loveland Public Library.
I coordinated with scientists and legislators to propose legislation that has a real chance of seeing a vote in 2027.
I joined the Colorado Chapter of The Wildlife Society's Conservation Affairs Committee.
I joined the board of Friends of Loveland Public Library.
I coordinated with scientists and legislators to propose legislation that has a real chance of seeing a vote in 2027.
Me, meeting my new cell mate:
Turns out I'm the powerhouse of the cell.
December 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Me, meeting my new cell mate:
This is ugly football.
December 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
This is ugly football.
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I'm feeling a little behind, but that's only because I'm extremely behind.
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm feeling a little behind, but that's only because I'm extremely behind.
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I've become a bit of a handyman solely because I'm cheap and I don't want to interact with contractors.
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I've become a bit of a handyman solely because I'm cheap and I don't want to interact with contractors.
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I’m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
December 8, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I’m running for the U.S. Senate so the people who built Colorado can take back control of our healthcare, our homes, and our futures.
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
Working people built Colorado, we deserve a government that finally works for us.
Join our campaign: julieforcolorado.com
I'm smoking ribs and the dogs are sitting staring at the smoker like they're waiting for Jesus.
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I'm smoking ribs and the dogs are sitting staring at the smoker like they're waiting for Jesus.
How did we respond to a global pandemic?
By completely dismantling our ability to fight pandemics, of course!
By completely dismantling our ability to fight pandemics, of course!
December 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How did we respond to a global pandemic?
By completely dismantling our ability to fight pandemics, of course!
By completely dismantling our ability to fight pandemics, of course!
So majestic.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
So majestic.
I've spent the better part of 2025 learning how surprisingly true this is.
I really can't emphasize enough that if you care about local politics, all you gotta do is show up. Just a regular schmegular person showing up. Literally just show up consistently in person and within a remarkably short amount of time, you will have a shocking amount of influence.
December 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I've spent the better part of 2025 learning how surprisingly true this is.
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The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The most realistic scene in DS9 is when Gul Dukat whined about how the Bajorans never erected a statue in his honor. A prophetic text.
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Watched Oceans 11 with the teen last night and decided that the answer to the male loneliness epidemic is more heists.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Watched Oceans 11 with the teen last night and decided that the answer to the male loneliness epidemic is more heists.
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Or eating things with faces.
"I prefer my donut holes sentient!"
"I prefer my donut holes sentient!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Or eating things with faces.
"I prefer my donut holes sentient!"
"I prefer my donut holes sentient!"
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EU highest court has a 54 seat setup, even if only 53 are currently occupied. There's a term limit of 6 years that can be renewed. This is similar in function as U.S supreme court. Not identical, but close.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_o...
Court of Justice of the European Union - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
EU highest court has a 54 seat setup, even if only 53 are currently occupied. There's a term limit of 6 years that can be renewed. This is similar in function as U.S supreme court. Not identical, but close.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_o...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_o...
God: Cereal, you're a breakfast food. Green beans, you're dinner. Lunch meat, for lunch, obviously.
*crowd chuckles*
God: And cake-
(flips through notes)
God: Ya know what? Fuck it. Cake can be for any meal as long as you put a qualifier like "pan" or "coffee" in front of it.
*crowd erupts*
*crowd chuckles*
God: And cake-
(flips through notes)
God: Ya know what? Fuck it. Cake can be for any meal as long as you put a qualifier like "pan" or "coffee" in front of it.
*crowd erupts*
December 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
God: Cereal, you're a breakfast food. Green beans, you're dinner. Lunch meat, for lunch, obviously.
*crowd chuckles*
God: And cake-
(flips through notes)
God: Ya know what? Fuck it. Cake can be for any meal as long as you put a qualifier like "pan" or "coffee" in front of it.
*crowd erupts*
*crowd chuckles*
God: And cake-
(flips through notes)
God: Ya know what? Fuck it. Cake can be for any meal as long as you put a qualifier like "pan" or "coffee" in front of it.
*crowd erupts*
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“you better watch out…”
way ahead of you, it’s called hypervigilance
“you better not cry”
got some bad news
way ahead of you, it’s called hypervigilance
“you better not cry”
got some bad news
December 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
“you better watch out…”
way ahead of you, it’s called hypervigilance
“you better not cry”
got some bad news
way ahead of you, it’s called hypervigilance
“you better not cry”
got some bad news
Sugar cookies, as far as the eye can see...
December 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Sugar cookies, as far as the eye can see...
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we are approaching him giving himself a month on the calendar, right?
Trump has removed MLK Day and Juneteenth as national holidays for visitors to get free admission to national parks and replaced them with his own birthday.
Trump admin removes MLK Day, Juneteenth from National Parks fee-free days
In place of these days, the Trump administration has opted to celebrate more former presidents' birthdays and Trump's birthday.
www.newsweek.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
we are approaching him giving himself a month on the calendar, right?
Where's the puppy?
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Where's the puppy?
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity:
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity:
There are six men in safety vests standing around an open manhole in the street directly in front of my house looking concerned so I'm going to go ahead and assume absolutely nothing is wrong at all.
December 5, 2025 at 9:26 PM
There are six men in safety vests standing around an open manhole in the street directly in front of my house looking concerned so I'm going to go ahead and assume absolutely nothing is wrong at all.
I'm feeling a little behind, but that's only because I'm extremely behind.
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I'm feeling a little behind, but that's only because I'm extremely behind.
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good morning, beloveds 🖤
would you like to read some of our deathly beautiful issue 40?
well, here it is!
fully rolled-out and yours to read 💀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
would you like to read some of our deathly beautiful issue 40?
well, here it is!
fully rolled-out and yours to read 💀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
The Deadlands - Issue 40 | Psychopomp
Guest edited by Vajra Chandrasekera, including the work of: Malena Salazar Maciá, Belle Biscotti, Testimony Odey, Shana Ross, Erin Ulm, Matthew Wollin, Laila Amado, Jason Pearce, R.B. Lemberg, Kat Sed...
psychopomp.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
good morning, beloveds 🖤
would you like to read some of our deathly beautiful issue 40?
well, here it is!
fully rolled-out and yours to read 💀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
would you like to read some of our deathly beautiful issue 40?
well, here it is!
fully rolled-out and yours to read 💀
psychopomp.com/deadlands/is...
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Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
December 4, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Historian of eugenics here. I don't normally like to retweet bad arguments, but this is such a fundamental misunderstanding of eugenics, I think it's important to point out. I don't have time to debunk all of the ways this is inaccurate, but I'll highlight a few things and then recommend some books🧵
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If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
December 4, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If only there had been signs that a group of below average men who espouse misogynist views and are led by an adjudicated rapist would treat their female colleagues poorly.
The Republicans are revolting!
They've always been revolting.
They've always been revolting.
House Speaker Mike Johnson is staring down an internal revolt, with anger spilling out from conservative hardliners, to regular members and senior GOP leaders alike.
Mike Johnson faces widespread Republican revolt
One member called Johnson a "political novice."
www.axios.com
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 AM
The Republicans are revolting!
They've always been revolting.
They've always been revolting.