Average Jane
@averagejane.bsky.social
I mostly talk about pets, board games, gardening, coffee and recipes. I only speak for myself. Yes, I will go to brunch with you. | She/her
Took a long walk this morning that began before the sun came up.
November 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Took a long walk this morning that began before the sun came up.
This is a great time for erstwhile Starbucks customers to check out the independent coffee shops near them. You’ll avoid crossing picket lines and get your caffeine while supporting the little shops that form the social backbone of every community.
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This is a great time for erstwhile Starbucks customers to check out the independent coffee shops near them. You’ll avoid crossing picket lines and get your caffeine while supporting the little shops that form the social backbone of every community.
Those round eos lip balms are great until a cat gets ahold of them and then they become A Toy, which you can never have back.
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Those round eos lip balms are great until a cat gets ahold of them and then they become A Toy, which you can never have back.
Nothing gets you sprinting out of bed like a loud crash with the sound of breaking glass.
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Nothing gets you sprinting out of bed like a loud crash with the sound of breaking glass.
My grandmother used to end some of her recipes, “Eat with gusto.”
Love when prepared foods have a last instruction like “Serve” or “Enjoy.“ tysm I think I’ve got it from here
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
My grandmother used to end some of her recipes, “Eat with gusto.”
I volunteer at the kitchen sometimes. Definitely a worthwhile place to donate time and/or money.
In a time of hunger, this unique social enterprise in Kansas City is based on respecting the people its helps through body, mind and soul. From Yvette Walker:
Handout to hand up: The Prospect KC feeds, trains and motivates community | Opinion
In a time of hunger, this unique social enterprise in Kansas City is based on respecting the people its helps through body, mind and soul. From Yvette Walker:
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November 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I volunteer at the kitchen sometimes. Definitely a worthwhile place to donate time and/or money.
I don’t have plans until 2pm and I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t considered staying in bed until then.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I don’t have plans until 2pm and I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t considered staying in bed until then.
My Honda Fit confronted a deer on the highway and lost. (Spouse was driving and is fine - yay for modern safety features!) For a car that was discontinued five years ago, the used ones are PRICEY. But I’m still getting another one.
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My Honda Fit confronted a deer on the highway and lost. (Spouse was driving and is fine - yay for modern safety features!) For a car that was discontinued five years ago, the used ones are PRICEY. But I’m still getting another one.
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
My body has been back from vacation for a week and a half but my brain still wants to be here.
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 PM
My body has been back from vacation for a week and a half but my brain still wants to be here.
I have probably hugged my mayor. She fostered my dog.
I do not want to hug my mayor but I would like to hug yours.
November 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I have probably hugged my mayor. She fostered my dog.
Up at the crack of dawn to work the election. Trying to decide whether to go out of my way to get my crew donuts.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Up at the crack of dawn to work the election. Trying to decide whether to go out of my way to get my crew donuts.
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Do you have a favorite #art #museum? November 9 is “Go to an Art Museum” Day! I’m celebrating all week with a favorite every day! Today the spotlight goes to one of our great #KansasCity #ArtMuseums, the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art! Admission is free! What are you waiting for?
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Do you have a favorite #art #museum? November 9 is “Go to an Art Museum” Day! I’m celebrating all week with a favorite every day! Today the spotlight goes to one of our great #KansasCity #ArtMuseums, the Nelson-Atkins Museum of Art! Admission is free! What are you waiting for?
I feel like this is my chance to start working 7:30 to 4 so I can have longer evenings. We’ll see how that goes.
November 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I feel like this is my chance to start working 7:30 to 4 so I can have longer evenings. We’ll see how that goes.
Goal today is to set up the used Kindle a friend gave me to replace the one I left on an airplane last week. I was halfway through The Martian. If you’re flying while sleepy, put your devices in your carryon!
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Goal today is to set up the used Kindle a friend gave me to replace the one I left on an airplane last week. I was halfway through The Martian. If you’re flying while sleepy, put your devices in your carryon!
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It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them
October 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It's remarkable how straightforward and solvable most societal problems seem as long as you don't know shit about them
Voted on my way home from work because I’m working the election on Tuesday.
October 29, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Voted on my way home from work because I’m working the election on Tuesday.
Where are we getting affordable cars these days, KC folks?
October 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Where are we getting affordable cars these days, KC folks?
Back home after six days on Sint Maarten and although it’s chilly here, I have a warm little chihuahua under the blankets to keep me warm. ❤️
October 28, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Back home after six days on Sint Maarten and although it’s chilly here, I have a warm little chihuahua under the blankets to keep me warm. ❤️
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we can’t give them that much power
October 26, 2025 at 12:49 PM
we can’t give them that much power
Just read it and I co-sign all of this!
Highly recommend To Shape A Dragon’s Breath by Moniquill Blackgoose! Finished this last night and can’t wait for the upcoming sequel #booksky
October 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Just read it and I co-sign all of this!
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
Happy 16th birthday to Dr. Jones! He’s my favorite cat (don’t tell the rest).
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy 16th birthday to Dr. Jones! He’s my favorite cat (don’t tell the rest).
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if i wake up in pain i wasn't in when i went to sleep, i just assume i fought the monster under the bed. clearly i won, because it's gone
October 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if i wake up in pain i wasn't in when i went to sleep, i just assume i fought the monster under the bed. clearly i won, because it's gone