Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
30 • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, train fancier, duck enjoyer
📍 Leicester, UK
sportsposting: @sportsball.duckenjoyer.gay
📍 Leicester, UK
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Avery
@averyisonline.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Britain is exhausting
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
theonion.com
December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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If you’re going to quote this with some flavor of “UWU I’M TRYING BUT BWEAKING HABITS IS HAWD” then simply try harder and also get blocked
JJST DONT SAY SIR OR MAAM TO PEOPLE. JUST DONT. NOBODY THINKS ANYTHING OF IT IF YOU DONT, AND IF YOU GET IT WRONG THEN HEY GUESS WHAT THATS FUCKING WORSE
December 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If you’re going to quote this with some flavor of “UWU I’M TRYING BUT BWEAKING HABITS IS HAWD” then simply try harder and also get blocked
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Ebenezer Scrooge: Goes outside
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So obviously it's dire that NHS has been running a campaign for a couple years that goes "we're really underresourced please god talk to a pharmacy first" but also I do really need those of you that don't live here to see one of the ads for it
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
So obviously it's dire that NHS has been running a campaign for a couple years that goes "we're really underresourced please god talk to a pharmacy first" but also I do really need those of you that don't live here to see one of the ads for it
This is such a damning quote lmao. Like I had a great time with K-Pop Demon Hunters but none of Netflix’s stuff can beat some of the stuff in Warner’s library
December 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
This is such a damning quote lmao. Like I had a great time with K-Pop Demon Hunters but none of Netflix’s stuff can beat some of the stuff in Warner’s library
I’m not expecting the BBC to pull out given, y’know, [gestures at the last few decades], but they and the non-boycotting broadcasters are spineless cowards for letting this happen
“Ireland, Spain and The Netherlands will boycott next year's Eurovision Song Contest, after Israel was allowed to compete.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Several countries boycott Eurovision after Israel allowed to compete
There had been calls for Israel to be excluded over the conduct of the war in Gaza.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I’m not expecting the BBC to pull out given, y’know, [gestures at the last few decades], but they and the non-boycotting broadcasters are spineless cowards for letting this happen
Our long regional nightmare (EMR taking ages to get rid of the 222s and not really cleaning or maintaining them in the meantime) is (almost) over
Great to be on the first East Midlands Railway “Aurora” to enter passenger service this morning - 810010 working the 07.00 Sheffield-St Pancras as its first train. More on the 810s in the next TR UK
December 3, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Our long regional nightmare (EMR taking ages to get rid of the 222s and not really cleaning or maintaining them in the meantime) is (almost) over
Presenting: The Second Year of This Nonsense
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Presenting: The Second Year of This Nonsense
I have clearly been Too Busy for some time now, so naturally I’ve decided it’s super important to plan a wedding on top of all that
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I have clearly been Too Busy for some time now, so naturally I’ve decided it’s super important to plan a wedding on top of all that
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That is the most gangsta answer to this question I have heard so far 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That is the most gangsta answer to this question I have heard so far 😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
“Don’t be evil” my ass
this image was generated with google's latest nana banana pro tool. we have no idea how bad it is about to get.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“Don’t be evil” my ass
It's Church Budget season and I think it's safe to say I take my job extremely seriously
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's Church Budget season and I think it's safe to say I take my job extremely seriously
I adore the Persona games (well, Personas 3 4 and 5) but I have waited nearly a decade to finally come back to Persona 5 and I love this game dearly but oh my god it does not know when to shut the fuck up
November 22, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I adore the Persona games (well, Personas 3 4 and 5) but I have waited nearly a decade to finally come back to Persona 5 and I love this game dearly but oh my god it does not know when to shut the fuck up
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November 19, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Today is the 9th anniversary of the day Maggie stole an entire pecan pie and got drunk from all the sugar. Happy Purloined Pecan Pie Day from our family to yours!
Won a pub quiz and Valve won the console wars, so that’s a fun evening
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Won a pub quiz and Valve won the console wars, so that’s a fun evening
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The Verge exists so @seanhollister.bsky.social can go deep on the new Steam Machine, the culmination of over a decade of Valve investing in making Linux run Windows games better than Windows www.theverge.com/games/818622...
Valve enters the console wars
Steam Machines have returned.
www.theverge.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
The Verge exists so @seanhollister.bsky.social can go deep on the new Steam Machine, the culmination of over a decade of Valve investing in making Linux run Windows games better than Windows www.theverge.com/games/818622...
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£8.50 for all of this!!! (Not all of it is visible so the titles are in the alt text)
November 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
£8.50 for all of this!!! (Not all of it is visible so the titles are in the alt text)
Shout out to my neighbours who once got a noise complaint from us followed by an in-person “please shut the fuck up” from me who just got home, clearly shitfaced, and managed to keep all their drunken shenanigans to a whisper before they got to their flat
November 8, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Shout out to my neighbours who once got a noise complaint from us followed by an in-person “please shut the fuck up” from me who just got home, clearly shitfaced, and managed to keep all their drunken shenanigans to a whisper before they got to their flat
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These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
guy with no tools who doesn’t know how many cylinders his car has after ten minutes of ChatGPT: I can fix this
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
guy’s girlfriend after consulting her ChatGPT with memory mode enabled: This is exactly like when we went camping and there’s actually a term for this behavior
November 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
These dorks AI-generated a car with no engine and didn’t realize it
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is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
is it better for countries to invest in boring things like transport and energy infrastructure or should they invest all their money in useless chatbots that talk in reddit-voice on the vague and completely unsubstantiated hope that they'll be able to do something profitable one day
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time