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30 • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ • 💖 @marble.bsky.social • professional thing-doer, green socialist, queer anglican, train fancier, duck enjoyer

📍 Leicester, UK
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Britain is exhausting
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Post a banger that's not in English.
February 10, 2026 at 8:29 AM
Happy to help poke around with it a bit if you’d like!
February 10, 2026 at 9:29 AM
I know this isn’t the point but have you had a fiddle about in the performance settings? Your spec should be up to it on the lower settings
February 10, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Starmer saying that he’s won every fight he’s gotten into is very funny bc famously, the last Prime Minister to talk about how they were good at fighting resigned the next day and is now a byword for their party’s contemptuous incompetence
February 9, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“45 minutes for a touchdown” buddy. Three hours for a touchdown
February 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Deeply funny that the usual suspects got really mad about this bc it’s so full of joy in a way that feels so unlike basically anything in that wretched country right now
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
HOLY SHIT LMAO
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Singing toilets at this time of night does make me wonder if I’m hallucinating
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Obviously I’m not an AI acolyte but I do think Claude’s ad agency really nailed the sensation of talking to one of those chatbots
February 9, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Y’all have the same betting advert problem we have, I see
February 8, 2026 at 11:39 PM
We’re watching the NBC feed of the Super Bowl (thank you DAZN I guess) and I’m not sure which is funnier to me: the ads or the making everything bigger than it needs to be

like “UP NEXT: COIN TOSS”
February 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
[Markus doing an Emanuel Macron voice] For Sure
February 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Markus is with me watching the Super Bowl but he has a headache so he’s wearing sunglasses and it’s like I have my very own Emanuel Macron
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Second time in 3 days I’m posting this Vonnegut quote wrt AI.
February 8, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Britain is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the Conservatives win.
Japan is a typical, developed democracy. Elections take place in an environment where the general public have a range of political parties to choose from, operating in a pluralistic media landscape, with totally free, secret ballots, after which the LDP win.
February 8, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My brain: you’ve been sleepy since you finished working at like 6:30pm. We should really rest. We probably should have started sleeping three hours ago

Also my brain: we’re not gonna do that until Markus gets home :) he is precious cargo :) we have to sign for him :)
February 8, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Package brain, but for your future spouse
February 8, 2026 at 1:49 AM
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BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.

He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein

We have published it in full.

www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
(also I almost forgot to pick up something by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard. Hugely problematic of me)
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Happy Bandcamp Friday! I tend to recommend buying stuff on CD because physical media is great and you can turn it into things your phone/iPod/smart toilet can play but I've found some stuff I've streamed hard to get that way. Support your fav artists!
February 6, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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I'm going to get so much usage out of this meme.
February 4, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Sat as the only customer in my beloved’s place of work (a restaurant) and feeling like one of the diners in a weird 21st-century version of Nighthawks
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
A very, very good initiative in the wake of the horrid news out of my city today. Proud to be a supporter of the Gazette (and please give to this drive if you can!)
Make live saving bleed kits available in Leicester
Leicester Gazette launches fundraiser for bleed control kits
<div class="kg-card kg-cta-card kg-cta-bg-none kg-cta-minimal kg-cta-has-img "> <div class="kg-cta-content"> <div class="kg-cta-image-container"> <a href="#/portal/signup/free"><img src="https://www.leicester.news/content/images/2025/08/Emblem-3.png" alt="CTA Image" /></a> </div> <div class="kg-cta-content-inner"> <div class="kg-cta-text"> <p><span style="white-space:pre-wrap">This story was published by </span><b><strong style="white-space:pre-wrap">the Leicester Gazette</strong></b><span style="white-space:pre-wrap">: a local, independent newspaper about Leicestershire. 1,000 people have already joined our mailing list. Just use that button below to </span><b><strong style="white-space:pre-wrap">sign up for free.</strong></b><br /><br /><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">No spam. Unsubscribe anytime. Want to support our work? </em></i><a href="https://www.leicester.news/membership" rel="noreferrer" class="cta-link-color"><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">Click here for membership</em></i></a><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">.</em></i></p> </div> <a href="#/portal/signup/free" class="kg-cta-button kg-style-accent" style="color:#FFFFFF"> Subscribe for free </a> </div> </div> </div> <p>Following a <a href="https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c17zkj7nwzjt" rel="noreferrer noopener">fatal stabbing</a> at De Montfort University, the Leicester Gazette is fundraising £2,750 to fund at least 10 public access emergency bleed control kits across the city centre and university campuses.</p><p>A man in his 20s died in hospital after suffering knife wounds in an attack on Oxford Street in Leicester on 3-4 February 2026. The incident was reported extensively by local and national media and has caused significant distress to people, particularly students, in the city.</p><p>There is only one emergency bleed control kit in Leicester city centre (at Service Yard A), according to <a href="https://bleedmap.uk/" rel="noreferrer noopener">Bleed Map</a> and <a href="https://www.heartsafe.org.uk/bleed-kit-map/" rel="noreferrer noopener">HeartSafe</a>.</p><div class="kg-card kg-button-card kg-align-center"><a href="https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/leicester-bleed-kit-project" class="kg-btn kg-btn-accent">Donate</a></div><p>The kits, which contain products especially for treating major bleeds, can be used in a variety of situations including stabbings, accidental blade wounds, falls and road traffic collisions to name just a few. They are similar to public access defibrillators (PADs).</p><p>We have decided to launch this fundraiser to get as many life-saving kits installed across the city centre as possible. Each kit <a href="https://www.heartsafe.org.uk/bleed-kit-order/" rel="noreferrer noopener">costs</a> approximately £274.80 (£229 +VAT).</p><p>We will work with local partners, including charities and emergency services, to identify suitable locations for the kits.</p><figure class="kg-card kg-bookmark-card"><a class="kg-bookmark-container" href="https://www.leicester.news/leicester-gym-takes-a-stand-against-knife-crime/"><div class="kg-bookmark-content"><div class="kg-bookmark-title">This gym is training young people in self-defence to reduce knife crime</div><div class="kg-bookmark-description">1st Legion Gym is training potentially violent young people to fight in an effort to reduce knife crime in the city.</div><div class="kg-bookmark-metadata"><img class="kg-bookmark-icon" src="https://www.leicester.news/content/images/icon/Emblem-133.svg" alt="" /><span class="kg-bookmark-author">Leicester Gazette</span><span class="kg-bookmark-publisher">EMMA GUY</span></div></div><div class="kg-bookmark-thumbnail"><img src="https://www.leicester.news/content/images/thumbnail/Article-images-4--1-2.jpg" alt="" /></div></a></figure><p>Although bleed kits do not tackle the rise in knife crime in Leicester, they do provide life-saving aid when needed. Our journalism will continue to hold Leicestershire Police, the police and crime commissioner, and other local authorities and decision-makers accountable to ensure knife crime is being tackled effectively. </p><p>For full details and updates, please visit <a href="https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/leicester-bleed-kit-project">our Crowdfunder page</a>.</p><div class="kg-card kg-button-card kg-align-center"><a href="https://www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/leicester-bleed-kit-project" class="kg-btn kg-btn-accent">Donate</a></div> <div class="kg-card kg-cta-card kg-cta-bg-none kg-cta-minimal kg-cta-has-img "> <div class="kg-cta-content"> <div class="kg-cta-image-container"> <a href="#/portal/signup/free"><img src="https://www.leicester.news/content/images/2025/08/Emblem-2.png" alt="CTA Image" /></a> </div> <div class="kg-cta-content-inner"> <div class="kg-cta-text"> <p><b><strong style="white-space:pre-wrap">If you enjoyed this article and want more great local journalism, here’s how to get it.</strong></b><br /><br /><span style="white-space:pre-wrap">We publish investigations, news features and human interest stories that go beyond the headlines. Our journalism is fact-based and rigorous, and we prize good writing over clickbait and sensationalism.</span></p><p><span style="white-space:pre-wrap">Our readers get all our stories directly in their inbox every Monday morning via our free weekly newsletter. </span><b><strong style="white-space:pre-wrap">Use that button below to sign up for free.</strong></b></p><p><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">No spam. Unsubscribe anytime. Want to support our work? </em></i><a href="https://www.leicester.news/membership" rel="noreferrer" class="cta-link-color"><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">Click here for membership</em></i></a><i><em class="italic" style="white-space:pre-wrap">.</em></i></p> </div> <a href="#/portal/signup/free" class="kg-cta-button kg-style-accent" style="color:#FFFFFF"> Subscribe for free </a> </div> </div> </div>
www.leicester.news
February 4, 2026 at 2:51 PM
It’s why they built the !g bang, tbf
February 3, 2026 at 10:50 PM
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I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy.
www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how...
February 2, 2026 at 11:39 PM