Martial Law Roach
@babylonfuntimes.bsky.social
Here for a good time and the end times
“For your next adventure, you’ll be the latest keychain trend!” #tadc #jaxtadc #amazingdigitalcircus #labubu #tadcfanart
July 7, 2025 at 4:59 AM
“For your next adventure, you’ll be the latest keychain trend!” #tadc #jaxtadc #amazingdigitalcircus #labubu #tadcfanart
Capri sun or V8 daughter?
June 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Capri sun or V8 daughter?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but civil protests are not riots
a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
ALT: a rainbow colored shooting star with the words the mo you know above it
media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but civil protests are not riots
June 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Every season finale of The Rehearsal makes me feel like I’m watching a crime be committed.
May 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every season finale of The Rehearsal makes me feel like I’m watching a crime be committed.
I’ve been craving tacos recently, anyone else? #tacotrump #taco
May 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I’ve been craving tacos recently, anyone else? #tacotrump #taco
I’ve got so many pet peeves, I’m facing animal hoarding charges
May 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I’ve got so many pet peeves, I’m facing animal hoarding charges
I want to ride my micecycle
I want to ride on miiiiice
I want to ride on miiiiice
May 4, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I want to ride my micecycle
I want to ride on miiiiice
I want to ride on miiiiice
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April 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut."
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Why So Many MAGA Men Look Like Joe Rogan
The slim-fit uniform of grindset entrepreneurs and right wing podcasters can be traced back decades.
www.bloomberg.com
April 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut."
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
www.bloomberg.com/features/202...
Cuz I’m too Hegsy
And I refuse to get fucking clean
I ask if you want some war plans?
And you ask where’s your Fox and Friends?
And I refuse to get fucking clean
I ask if you want some war plans?
And you ask where’s your Fox and Friends?
April 22, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cuz I’m too Hegsy
And I refuse to get fucking clean
I ask if you want some war plans?
And you ask where’s your Fox and Friends?
And I refuse to get fucking clean
I ask if you want some war plans?
And you ask where’s your Fox and Friends?
#blackmirror is such an incredible show but while watching it, all I can think is l stop giving capitalists ideas!
April 17, 2025 at 3:26 AM
#blackmirror is such an incredible show but while watching it, all I can think is l stop giving capitalists ideas!
The Caesar haircut is just micro bangs for men
April 6, 2025 at 4:57 AM
The Caesar haircut is just micro bangs for men
Teletubbies was truly some ahead of its time brain rot
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Teletubbies was truly some ahead of its time brain rot
*in my 2013 rapper era*
We destroyed the mattress, call it matricide
We destroyed the mattress, call it matricide
March 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
*in my 2013 rapper era*
We destroyed the mattress, call it matricide
We destroyed the mattress, call it matricide
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@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@ kendrick lamar do one about schumer
March 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
More like Fuckeem Jeffries, amirite?
February 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
More like Fuckeem Jeffries, amirite?