BallisticBB
@ballisticbnans.bsky.social
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23 He/Him Gonna post random shit about Pokémon and gardening.
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ballisticbnans.bsky.social
Finally I'm getting things. Shiny Bulbasaur in Pokémon X after only 1k resets, my 2nd badge quest member. I can finally do random encounters now.

#gen6
#xy
#shinypokemon
Shiny male Bulbasaur in X Nature: Mild
Date Met: 10/11/2025
Where: Lumiose City
Level Met: 10
Characteristic: Mischievous Shiny Bulbasaur's stats
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occhitristi.bsky.social
Being neurodivergent means you over-explain EVERYTHING in hopes of clear communication, then get anxious that your over-explanation was irritating and actually made things more confusing 🫤
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sbcoop.standingintheodds.com
I beat Pokemon XY using only Shiny Pokemon with New Mega Evolutions!

Watch here: youtu.be/iq4uItkKQZg?...

Huge thank you to @kotatsuinunova.standingintheodds.com for the thumbnail and @neohere.bsky.social for editing the video!
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
Hey guys I'm still alive anyways Full odds Shiny Fennekin in Pokémon X. My 1st member of the X Shiny Badge Quest that I started the beginning of the year so I can play these games blind before Z-A 🙃. Ah well, better late than never.
#shinypokemon
#xy
#gen6
Nature: Quiet
Date Met:      10/6/2025
Level Met: 5
Characteristic: Good perseverance Bottom screen of my New 3ds XL showcasing the shiny male Fennekin and it moves: Scratch, Tail Whip, and Ember. Full image of the 3ds showing the shiny Full odds Fennekin
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alerigolon.bsky.social
Driving didn’t “naturally” become inevitable. We designed a society that make driving inevitable in most places. We can design something different
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hankgreen.bsky.social
A billion sprinklers just so summer can cosplay as spring.
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
I thought about this ever since they did the Mewtwo raids. It's OUR Mew, let us nickname OUR Mew. There's literally no reason we shouldn't be allowed to nickname OUR Mew especially if it has OUR OT.
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
Shinies do exist.
Shiny Mienshao after God knows how many DAs.
#shinypokemon
#daweekend overtime
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
So that's where my luck went.
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elstupacabra.bsky.social
An amendment to a previous post: next president should jackhammer the shit out of it *and* replace it with native plants.
dieworkwear.bsky.social
reminds me of those grey floor home remodels
White House Rose Garden before and after. The left photo shows grass and flowers. The second shows how the grass and flowers have been replaced with concrete.
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lua-fern.bsky.social
i could never shiny hunt in pokemon cuz im already having to do repetitive actions over a long period of time for a random chance at success (job hunting) and it's ASS
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publicsexforest.golf
hypnotising a robotgirl to take care of herself in the morning call that a subroutine
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breadbug.standingintheodds.com
This is why you should be kind to bugs #safariweek2025 #shinypokemon
Shiny Volbeat after 6695 REs on SoulSilver (12,498 seen across all 6 games since last shiny) Shiny Volbeat sent into battle against a LOSER non shiny hoppip. His name is he’s bugs Shiny Volbeat in the overworld because I caught him I never fail I’m the hero . His name is he’s bugs Docile bug. His name is he’s bugs. No illuminate… it’s enough to make a pretty girl cry…
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adamtots.bsky.social
🇺🇸🦅💲🗽🍊
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lorennacleary.bsky.social
LAPD: THEY PUT FLOWERS AT THE FEET OF THE GUARD! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
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hankgreen.bsky.social
I wish them both the worst.
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ballisticbnans.bsky.social
My phases for Zygarde on Pokémon Shield so far after roughly 90+ DAs. The Togetic were almost back 2 back as well.
#shinypokemon
#swsh
A shiny Tsareena from a Dynamax adventure A male Lax nature Togetic from a Dynamax adventure A quirked up Togetic boy from a Dynamax adventure busting it down Zygarde style A shiny Togetic as seen from the Dynamax adventure end screen
ballisticbnans.bsky.social
They even had the audacity to use the god awful tiny crunchy sprinkles along with the standard sprinkles. They couldn't even be bothered to mix it in judging by the photo. They just dumped sprinkles on top of a shake and called it gay.