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Kristina R. Mosley
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Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.
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Evergreen
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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This is fun.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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*Robespierre voice* NO ONE?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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“They should do it the right way”
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This is one of my primary issues with the series, which I otherwise really liked: hominids were a fundamental part of many Pleistocene ecosystems! To position us otherwise -- to treat us, in effect, as the asteroid -- plays into the idea that we were in some way divorced from nature
An Anthropologist's perspecive on Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age after finishing it:
Excluding humans is rewriting the Ice Age as a "Pristine world free of humans." This is damaging and simply incorrect. There are millennia of Indigenous interactions between humans and other species all erased here.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
*theme

Then it went to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
My BIL is trying to play the Bluey game on a tin whistle. It's going about as well as you'd expect.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
give it up for Henry yall
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
My BIL is trying to play the Bluey game on a tin whistle. It's going about as well as you'd expect.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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I've watched this 10 times
this is mesmerizing
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water.

A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Lord, I see what you've done for others......
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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the moth that flies out of your wallet can be a fun snack or delightful pet
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Chupacabra should be higher. User name very related.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I don't know who this dude is, because I don't follow sports, but I will agree with him since I also make unpopular statements.

(I don't mind key lime, though. Pecan is best.)
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I hate when someone asks if you "want" to do something, knowing that if you say no you look like a ginormous asshole.
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM