The Doctor
@drstevenhobbs.bsky.social
You know, I still haven't figured out who I am. I'll let you know as soon as I do. Read the Alt.
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Look I have weighed both of these and am certain you are wrong. I suspect you are scooping some of the butane off the top to tip the scales and are just gas-lighting all of us.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Look I have weighed both of these and am certain you are wrong. I suspect you are scooping some of the butane off the top to tip the scales and are just gas-lighting all of us.
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anesthesia is a delicate place!!
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
anesthesia is a delicate place!!
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Planely, if so inclined.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Planely, if so inclined.
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This one hurt. Now *I* want anesthesia!
a man with dreadlocks wearing a baseball cap and glasses
ALT: a man with dreadlocks wearing a baseball cap and glasses
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November 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
This one hurt. Now *I* want anesthesia!
Southern Oregon is my home!
youtube.com/shorts/bXLus...
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Taking #you on my #hike up the #snowy #mountain in #oregon. #getoutthere and #seetheworld #nature
YouTube video by steven hobbs
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November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Southern Oregon is my home!
youtube.com/shorts/bXLus...
youtube.com/shorts/bXLus...
I tried to understand the conversation between the neurologist and the anaesthesiologist, but all I can tell you is that it was mind-numbing.
November 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I tried to understand the conversation between the neurologist and the anaesthesiologist, but all I can tell you is that it was mind-numbing.
As a professor of physics, my favourite genre to read is non-friction.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
As a professor of physics, my favourite genre to read is non-friction.
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I predict this one is going to blow up.
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I predict this one is going to blow up.
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Lol I haven't heard this one before
Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Lol I haven't heard this one before
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This was one of my favorites:
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This was one of my favorites:
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That's really cool. I never knew this.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That's really cool. I never knew this.
Me, looking at the Common Rain Frog
I would so eat that.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Me, looking at the Common Rain Frog
"The Panama Canal was dug with a microscope." -Ronald Ross
A hero of mine and one of the very first people I referenced as a primary resource in research.
I was able to use the lab notebook he wrote when he discovered the transmission route of malaria. It led to him winning the Nobel prize.
A hero of mine and one of the very first people I referenced as a primary resource in research.
I was able to use the lab notebook he wrote when he discovered the transmission route of malaria. It led to him winning the Nobel prize.
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 PM
"The Panama Canal was dug with a microscope." -Ronald Ross
A hero of mine and one of the very first people I referenced as a primary resource in research.
I was able to use the lab notebook he wrote when he discovered the transmission route of malaria. It led to him winning the Nobel prize.
A hero of mine and one of the very first people I referenced as a primary resource in research.
I was able to use the lab notebook he wrote when he discovered the transmission route of malaria. It led to him winning the Nobel prize.
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ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 PM
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
Let me do it for you
November 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Let me do it for you
In other words, "non-existent."
Trump: "We're leading in everything. Our auto plants are pouring back into our country. Wait until you see the jobs coming with them. But they're, many of them are under construction."
November 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
In other words, "non-existent."
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Doc...
a woman says i do know that what you did on netflix
ALT: a woman says i do know that what you did on netflix
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November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Doc...
This is my termite.
His name is Clint Eatswood.
His name is Clint Eatswood.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is my termite.
His name is Clint Eatswood.
His name is Clint Eatswood.
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yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
yes people call the friday after thanksgiving Brown Friday.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
yes plumbers get lots of holiday calls.
yes it's because you overwork your disposals, pour fat/gravy/grease in your sink, and clog hosts' toilets.
holidays are hard enough as it is.
don't make them harder.
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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What is the musical instrument that is found in almost every bathroom?
Tuba toothpaste.
Tuba toothpaste.
November 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What is the musical instrument that is found in almost every bathroom?
Tuba toothpaste.
Tuba toothpaste.
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It’s a good pun, and it’s also true.
Butane has a density of 0.6 grams per cubic centimeter, water 1.0. So it actually is a lighter fluid.
Butane has a density of 0.6 grams per cubic centimeter, water 1.0. So it actually is a lighter fluid.
Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It’s a good pun, and it’s also true.
Butane has a density of 0.6 grams per cubic centimeter, water 1.0. So it actually is a lighter fluid.
Butane has a density of 0.6 grams per cubic centimeter, water 1.0. So it actually is a lighter fluid.