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Lt. Uhura
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This was me.

I'm still trying to figure out the new Comms Station.

If I don't follow back, I don't recognize you from the Bird App. Just let me know who you are, and I will fix that.

I'm glad to see so many of my friends here to welcome me! Thank you! ♥️🖖🏾
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Please assist if you can.
Took on 38 of these devastating I.C.E. kidnap cases, but can’t seem to get to my 5th successful outcome.

When we hit on obstruction, I usually move to the next appropriate case and keep trying.

After all this, months later, still stuck at 4 victories.

Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk
Have reunited only 4 of the
38 I.C.E. kidnap families I’ve taken on when the raids first began, months ago.

Venmo: @JohnathanPerk
CashApp: $JohnathanPerk

Any and all assistance is greatly appreciated. This isn’t easy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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This is my termite.
His name is Clint Eatswood.
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?

A gallon of water.

A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
ENGAGEMENT BAIT ALERT!

Shuddap. It doesn't matter, because there's no Al Gore's Rhythm here.

I stuff my turkey with the chicken and thighs. 🤔
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 25, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Got a loved one that's hard to buy for? One with a beloved pet? A new love, long-time partner . . . someone that calls for something extra special? There's still time. Portraits in pastel or pencil of people, pets, and people with their pets. DM or linktr.ee/nleighdarts
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME, GET ON UP, IT'S BOBSLED TIME! ♥️
Folks, Jamaica has won a bobsled gold medal!

For the first time ever in the nation's sliding history, Jamaica has a gold medal in international competition, with Shane Pitter winning gold in the four-man North American Cup competition in Whistler

Race recap: www.slidingonice.com?p=13180
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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hey! if you're in the US and in a state that restricts gender affirming care, my friend flies for an amazing organization that will give you free flights to states/clinics that can help u get access. elevatedaccess.org
Elevated Access
elevatedaccess.org
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Ive been told Im a great motivator because people have to work twice as hard when Im around.
November 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Jimmy Cliff is among the stars.

#RestInPower
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Viola Ford Fletcher is among the stars.

#RestInPower
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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Ok.
I know this is a stretch because before cataract surgery I had uniquely bad vision.
I have two unopened boxes of daily Proclear Multifocal lenses if anyone wants them? Feel free to share!
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Wouldn't it be hilarious if a Judge ruled that any charges eventually brought are invalid on their face because there's literally no entity called "The Department of War"?
“The Department of War has received serious allegations of misconduct against Captain Mark Kelly, USN (Ret.).”

More ⬇️
November 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
They're going to try it again.

You heard it here, first.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Thread!
Okay, so you cannot avoid a Thanksgiving event, and it’s not entirely under your control. You’re home from college, you live with your parents, your spouse isn’t ready to process how awful their natal family is. It happens. THERE ARE STRATEGIES YOU CAN EMPLOY TO YOUR BENEFIT.
November 24, 2025 at 8:14 AM
This is the true story, of what happens when you're trapped inside your own skin that hates you, and things start to get real.

The Rash Life.

(I'm actually living some of this, right now. No, it's not even good TV, I promise.) 😭
Traveled to a part of the world where certain fungal infections are common.
the girl with the moderate to severe psoriatic arthritis
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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The FDA removed safety warnings from several hormone drugs used to treat menopause symptoms. Here’s what you need to know about these treatments before your next doctor's appointment. (via @politifact.bsky.social)
https://to.pbs.org/48vquD0
What to know about menopause hormone therapy after FDA removed 'black box' warnings
The FDA removed safety warnings from several hormone drugs used to treat menopause symptoms. Here’s what you need to know about these treatments before your next doctor's appointment.
www.pbs.org
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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I’m not entering the Christmas promo scramble.
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
The Cat Operator's Manual - Get the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet.
cuddleUnit5.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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I know not everyone likes to use platforms like GoFundMe, so if you're one of those folks and you still wanna help me out, you can donate directly here:

Venmo: account.venmo.com/u/AlyssonFer...
PayPal: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Aly...
CashApp: cash.app/$AlyssonFerg...
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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What happens if Americans switch from pounds to kilograms overnight?

There would be mass confusion.

#DadJoke
November 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Please help this sweet girl. You can see the problem, literally on her face. 😢😉
November 23, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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Y'all!! Please, Alysson is at 64% of her goal of being able to pay for her mom's cremation. She's dealing w/ all this by herself & no-one should have to do this alone! So, donate if you can, even a few bucks helps. Repost regardless please!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:55 PM