Kristina R. Mosley
@elstupacabra.bsky.social
Mama. Wife. Writer. Bigfoot enthusiast. Stay-at-home gargoyle. Got to say "cock" on national television. Lady human to Oreo, Duchess, and Basil. Leftist. She/her.
Okay, just one: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BETWEEN 9:30 AND 10, SO LETS WAIT TO PUT THE TOO WET DRESSING IN THE OVEN AT 9.
I HAVE MANY COMPLAINTS BUT I WILL NOT VOICE THEM. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Okay, just one: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAVE BETWEEN 9:30 AND 10, SO LETS WAIT TO PUT THE TOO WET DRESSING IN THE OVEN AT 9.
I HAVE MANY COMPLAINTS BUT I WILL NOT VOICE THEM. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I HAVE MANY COMPLAINTS BUT I WILL NOT VOICE THEM. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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This is fun.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is fun.
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*Robespierre voice* NO ONE?!?!
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
*Robespierre voice* NO ONE?!?!
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“They should do it the right way”
November 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
“They should do it the right way”
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This is one of my primary issues with the series, which I otherwise really liked: hominids were a fundamental part of many Pleistocene ecosystems! To position us otherwise -- to treat us, in effect, as the asteroid -- plays into the idea that we were in some way divorced from nature
An Anthropologist's perspecive on Prehistoric Planet: Ice Age after finishing it:
Excluding humans is rewriting the Ice Age as a "Pristine world free of humans." This is damaging and simply incorrect. There are millennia of Indigenous interactions between humans and other species all erased here.
Excluding humans is rewriting the Ice Age as a "Pristine world free of humans." This is damaging and simply incorrect. There are millennia of Indigenous interactions between humans and other species all erased here.
November 26, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This is one of my primary issues with the series, which I otherwise really liked: hominids were a fundamental part of many Pleistocene ecosystems! To position us otherwise -- to treat us, in effect, as the asteroid -- plays into the idea that we were in some way divorced from nature
*theme
Then it went to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
Then it went to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
My BIL is trying to play the Bluey game on a tin whistle. It's going about as well as you'd expect.
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
*theme
Then it went to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
Then it went to the Battle Hymn of the Republic
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HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
HEN-RY
My BIL is trying to play the Bluey game on a tin whistle. It's going about as well as you'd expect.
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My BIL is trying to play the Bluey game on a tin whistle. It's going about as well as you'd expect.
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming to save you?
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I've watched this 10 times
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I've watched this 10 times
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If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If people want to understand why American politics went bananas in 2012, the reason is that the moderate black President took a modest but consequential step toward decoupling healthcare from employment and every billionaire immediately poured their entire portfolio into race-hate media
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Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Which is heavier, a gallon of water or a gallon of butane?
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
A gallon of water.
A gallon of butane is a lighter fluid.
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Lord, I see what you've done for others......
BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Lord, I see what you've done for others......
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the moth that flies out of your wallet can be a fun snack or delightful pet
November 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
the moth that flies out of your wallet can be a fun snack or delightful pet
Chupacabra should be higher. User name very related.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Chupacabra should be higher. User name very related.
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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*Aqualung riff*
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
*Aqualung riff*
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
November 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if anyone needs me i’ll be haunting an abandoned amusement park
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(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
(Watching gen Z realize it's their turn to feel old and out of touch is hilarious. Getting older happens to us all, and not getting the slang very young people are using is a rite of passage. Congratulations, you've reached the age where you get to not care about being cool.)
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors