now if youll excuse me ill be in a bathroom stall boofing precisely 512mg of authentic soviet-era phenazepam to increase my posting powers and own the bourgeoisie
now if youll excuse me ill be in a bathroom stall boofing precisely 512mg of authentic soviet-era phenazepam to increase my posting powers and own the bourgeoisie
been thinking a lot about the "AI art is illegitimate" mindset. it's honestly so profoundly philosophically diseased that actually trying to express everything wrong with it would probably require a >5k-word essay. the absurdity goes deep
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
been thinking a lot about the "AI art is illegitimate" mindset. it's honestly so profoundly philosophically diseased that actually trying to express everything wrong with it would probably require a >5k-word essay. the absurdity goes deep
was reading about the history of palm os and realized my inner monologue had instinctively switched to the "'50s American film narrator" voice https://youtu.be/8UW0LgiHFQQ
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
was reading about the history of palm os and realized my inner monologue had instinctively switched to the "'50s American film narrator" voice https://youtu.be/8UW0LgiHFQQ
in centuries to come, historians are going to write off the entire record of the second Trump presidency as childish propaganda written by his political enemies, aren't they. "no one could be THAT crazy," they'll say. "the videos of Incitatus being appointed Secretary of War were clearly AI-generat
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
in centuries to come, historians are going to write off the entire record of the second Trump presidency as childish propaganda written by his political enemies, aren't they. "no one could be THAT crazy," they'll say. "the videos of Incitatus being appointed Secretary of War were clearly AI-generat
one of the most memorable interactions ive had online was back on fedi, with an american on the "high-energy, low-IQ" wing of the far right. I don't even remember the context but i'd mocked him for being incapable of nuance and his reply was (this is not paraphrased) "nuance is hasbara"
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
one of the most memorable interactions ive had online was back on fedi, with an american on the "high-energy, low-IQ" wing of the far right. I don't even remember the context but i'd mocked him for being incapable of nuance and his reply was (this is not paraphrased) "nuance is hasbara"
I wrote this article about Venezuela in 2018. It basically explains the entire Venezuelan situation up until 2018. If you want to learn a lot about Venezuela then take some time out of your day & give it a read! johnben-net.pckt.blog/a-historic-p...#Venezuela#history#essay#Maduro
I wrote this article about Venezuela in 2018. It basically explains the entire Venezuelan situation up until 2018. If you want to learn a lot about Venezuela then take some time out of your day & give it a read! johnben-net.pckt.blog/a-historic-p...#Venezuela#history#essay#Maduro
unnerving how hot batteries get when they're charging. constant reminder that you're holding a box full of extremely nasty chemicals that could quite easily kill or mutilate you if they escaped
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
unnerving how hot batteries get when they're charging. constant reminder that you're holding a box full of extremely nasty chemicals that could quite easily kill or mutilate you if they escaped
yeah I’m saying that the self effacement doesn’t help that, it says: hey! I’m bleeding over here! so it attracts ppl nursing sacred wounds & vampires in equal measure
take out the self effacement entirely to increase appeal AND confidence AND forestall my vampire -> despair -> polyamory experience
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
yeah I’m saying that the self effacement doesn’t help that, it says: hey! I’m bleeding over here! so it attracts ppl nursing sacred wounds & vampires in equal measure
take out the self effacement entirely to increase appeal AND confidence AND forestall my vampire -> despair -> polyamory experience
the year is 2042. Pope LaQueesha II, the first gay Muslim to lead the Catholic Church, has just been banned from TikTok over her "incendiary" theological diss tracks. Russia will run out of missiles any day now. six million Americans have been arrested for jailbreaking their toilets
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
the year is 2042. Pope LaQueesha II, the first gay Muslim to lead the Catholic Church, has just been banned from TikTok over her "incendiary" theological diss tracks. Russia will run out of missiles any day now. six million Americans have been arrested for jailbreaking their toilets
excited to announce the launch of our innovative new customer service startup, which deploys the slop machine at scale to individually gaslight your users, with never-before-seen care and attention to detail
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
excited to announce the launch of our innovative new customer service startup, which deploys the slop machine at scale to individually gaslight your users, with never-before-seen care and attention to detail
one of these days I should write up that incident where i publicly embarrassed a sketchy mobile app RAD platform on birdsite by breaking their sad attempt at obfuscating (or in their words, "compiling") the app source JS
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
one of these days I should write up that incident where i publicly embarrassed a sketchy mobile app RAD platform on birdsite by breaking their sad attempt at obfuscating (or in their words, "compiling") the app source JS
i think a key fact needed to understand what's going on in burgerstan is that american hegemony was built post-ww2 by very intelligent high-functioning psychopaths à la kissinger. they were then succeeded by a generation that was instead very stupid and very sheltered but equally malicious
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
i think a key fact needed to understand what's going on in burgerstan is that american hegemony was built post-ww2 by very intelligent high-functioning psychopaths à la kissinger. they were then succeeded by a generation that was instead very stupid and very sheltered but equally malicious