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lexi
@barredspirals.bsky.social
thought launderer, accursed magus, aspiring victim of communism
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now if youll excuse me ill be in a bathroom stall boofing precisely 512mg of authentic soviet-era phenazepam to increase my posting powers and own the bourgeoisie
i have found a youtube channel 🙃🤡
January 5, 2026 at 9:52 PM
been thinking a lot about the "AI art is illegitimate" mindset. it's honestly so profoundly philosophically diseased that actually trying to express everything wrong with it would probably require a >5k-word essay. the absurdity goes deep
January 5, 2026 at 8:34 PM
was reading about the history of palm os and realized my inner monologue had instinctively switched to the "'50s American film narrator" voice https://youtu.be/8UW0LgiHFQQ
January 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
January 5, 2026 at 6:49 PM
in centuries to come, historians are going to write off the entire record of the second Trump presidency as childish propaganda written by his political enemies, aren't they. "no one could be THAT crazy," they'll say. "the videos of Incitatus being appointed Secretary of War were clearly AI-generat
January 5, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Reposted by lexi
not enough people hold Obama accountable for the decline in public decency that started when he stole the chaos emeralds
January 5, 2026 at 8:12 AM
the sheer amount of noise that AI coding tools try to stuff into context is kind of horrific
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
one of the most memorable interactions ive had online was back on fedi, with an american on the "high-energy, low-IQ" wing of the far right. I don't even remember the context but i'd mocked him for being incapable of nuance and his reply was (this is not paraphrased) "nuance is hasbara"
January 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
tired: "anti-ai" vs "pro-ai"
wired: "butlerian" vs "ixian"
January 5, 2026 at 12:58 PM
so is "crashout" Zoomer for "meltdown" or
January 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
increasingly I'm wondering to what extent our current crop of political ideologies will actually still be relevant 10-20 years down the line
January 5, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Reposted by lexi
I wrote this article about Venezuela in 2018. It basically explains the entire Venezuelan situation up until 2018. If you want to learn a lot about Venezuela then take some time out of your day & give it a read! johnben-net.pckt.blog/a-historic-p... #Venezuela #history #essay #Maduro
A Historic Political and Economic Analysis of the Fifth Venezuelan Republic - johnben.net
I wrote this article in 2018. Considering the recent (2026) United States actions against Venezuela and the Maduro government I decided to revise and post th...
johnben-net.pckt.blog
January 5, 2026 at 11:17 AM
unnerving how hot batteries get when they're charging. constant reminder that you're holding a box full of extremely nasty chemicals that could quite easily kill or mutilate you if they escaped
January 5, 2026 at 12:06 PM
what did grok know about epstein and when did it know it
January 5, 2026 at 11:39 AM
Reposted by lexi
The marketized chastity of the reactionary paradigm is nothing but emotional labor and an endless implosion into the woke adjacent image of the self.
January 5, 2026 at 10:14 AM
*gestures helplessly*
January 5, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Reposted by lexi
yeah I’m saying that the self effacement doesn’t help that, it says: hey! I’m bleeding over here! so it attracts ppl nursing sacred wounds & vampires in equal measure

take out the self effacement entirely to increase appeal AND confidence AND forestall my vampire -> despair -> polyamory experience
January 5, 2026 at 5:04 AM
the year is 2042. Pope LaQueesha II, the first gay Muslim to lead the Catholic Church, has just been banned from TikTok over her "incendiary" theological diss tracks. Russia will run out of missiles any day now. six million Americans have been arrested for jailbreaking their toilets
January 5, 2026 at 10:23 AM
excited to announce the launch of our innovative new customer service startup, which deploys the slop machine at scale to individually gaslight your users, with never-before-seen care and attention to detail
January 5, 2026 at 10:08 AM
little known fact: you can actually just write whatever bullshit you like in Computer Modern. in most countries it isnt even illegal
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 AM
one of these days I should write up that incident where i publicly embarrassed a sketchy mobile app RAD platform on birdsite by breaking their sad attempt at obfuscating (or in their words, "compiling") the app source JS
January 5, 2026 at 2:37 AM
if i didn't know better i'd think altman was a tv villain played by nicholas cage
January 5, 2026 at 1:58 AM
i think a key fact needed to understand what's going on in burgerstan is that american hegemony was built post-ww2 by very intelligent high-functioning psychopaths à la kissinger. they were then succeeded by a generation that was instead very stupid and very sheltered but equally malicious
January 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
tfw a barfight breaks out in your mentions and you can't even tell who's mad about what
January 5, 2026 at 1:24 AM