Barstool Philosopher 🥃
@barstoolphd.bsky.social
Asheville-based, Twitter/X refugee, independent, free-thinking whiskey distiller with a really bad attitude towards fascists…and lots of dad jokes.
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EPSTEIN FILES NOW 🤬
January 23, 2026 at 5:04 PM
EPSTEIN FILES NOW 🤬
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The Cough Heard Round America!
Bravo Michael Fanone!!!
Bravo Michael Fanone!!!
BREAKING: Republican Congressman Nehls lies about the Capitol Riot during the Jack Smith Testimony.
Former Capitol Police Officer Michael Fanone:
"Coughs - Go f-ck yourself"
Former Capitol Police Officer Michael Fanone:
"Coughs - Go f-ck yourself"
January 22, 2026 at 9:15 PM
The Cough Heard Round America!
Bravo Michael Fanone!!!
Bravo Michael Fanone!!!
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Vance on Jan. 8: "You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action. That's a federal issue. That guy's protected by absolute immunity."
Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."
Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."
January 22, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Vance on Jan. 8: "You have a federal law enforcement official engaging in federal law enforcement action. That's a federal issue. That guy's protected by absolute immunity."
Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."
Vance today: "I didn't say that officers who engaged in wrongdoing would enjoy immunity. That's absurd."
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Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
January 22, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Jack Smith: "My fear is that we have seen the rule of law function in our country for so long that many of us have come to take it for granted. The rule of law is not self-executing. It depends on our collective commitment to apply it."
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The greatest mystery of my life is how anyone ever took this piss-frosted dickdrip seriously.
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
The greatest mystery of my life is how anyone ever took this piss-frosted dickdrip seriously.
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If ICE people ask where Asian people live, tell them Asia. And then tell them to go fuck off.
January 19, 2026 at 11:13 PM
If ICE people ask where Asian people live, tell them Asia. And then tell them to go fuck off.
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Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
A woman left a comment on Facebook criticizing the Mayor of Miami Beach,.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
The Mayor of Miami Beach then sent the cops to her home.
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Cops at her front door, holding a phone to her face, asking if that's her Facebook account.
What the fuck are we doing here?
What the fuck are we doing here?
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Small government. Minimal interference. I hope all the libertarians are paying attention.
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 AM
Small government. Minimal interference. I hope all the libertarians are paying attention.
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One thing is for certain: If we're able to have another presidential election, we can at least cancel the debates.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
January 17, 2026 at 11:06 PM
One thing is for certain: If we're able to have another presidential election, we can at least cancel the debates.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
No need. You seriously cannot debate this level of lunacy. You either want the United States back or you don't. It's that fucking simple.
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Of all the US Citizens who should feel the greater shame right now, it isn't those who voted for Trump. It is those who did not vote at all. They were just as responsible, but believe they can deny it.
January 17, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Of all the US Citizens who should feel the greater shame right now, it isn't those who voted for Trump. It is those who did not vote at all. They were just as responsible, but believe they can deny it.
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Dear Denmark;
I’m sorry that many American voters abstained from the last election because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough.
Anyway, here’s some land grabbing fascism for you. Sorry about that.
Love,
Dave.
I’m sorry that many American voters abstained from the last election because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough.
Anyway, here’s some land grabbing fascism for you. Sorry about that.
Love,
Dave.
January 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dear Denmark;
I’m sorry that many American voters abstained from the last election because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough.
Anyway, here’s some land grabbing fascism for you. Sorry about that.
Love,
Dave.
I’m sorry that many American voters abstained from the last election because Kamala Harris wasn’t liberal enough.
Anyway, here’s some land grabbing fascism for you. Sorry about that.
Love,
Dave.
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I cannot hate this at any level greater than is possible to feel. I cannot continue carrying this toxic shit of hatred for much longer. SOS. Somebody please save us.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
I cannot hate this at any level greater than is possible to feel. I cannot continue carrying this toxic shit of hatred for much longer. SOS. Somebody please save us.
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BTW has anyone else noticed that no new Epstein files have seemed to have been released lately?
January 14, 2026 at 11:20 PM
BTW has anyone else noticed that no new Epstein files have seemed to have been released lately?
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For those that found a reason to not vote for Kamala Harris:
is THIS fucking better?
is THIS fucking better?
January 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
For those that found a reason to not vote for Kamala Harris:
is THIS fucking better?
is THIS fucking better?
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It's telling that the GOP is able to take libertarians for granted as supporters. Sure sign of how libertarians don't take their own damn values seriously and are so ready to compromise on them.
January 14, 2026 at 5:15 PM
It's telling that the GOP is able to take libertarians for granted as supporters. Sure sign of how libertarians don't take their own damn values seriously and are so ready to compromise on them.
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NEW: A GoFundMe for the autoworker suspended after calling Trump a “pedophile protector” has already raised over $300,000.
January 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
NEW: A GoFundMe for the autoworker suspended after calling Trump a “pedophile protector” has already raised over $300,000.
This is a hero!
Fuck Ford. And Fuck Trump.
Fuck Ford. And Fuck Trump.
January 14, 2026 at 3:44 AM
This is a hero!
Fuck Ford. And Fuck Trump.
Fuck Ford. And Fuck Trump.
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NEW: The Times got the Fulton County grand jury transcripts. Lindsey Graham told the grand jurors “if you told him Martians came and stole votes, he’d be inclined to believe it.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
In Secret Testimony, Republicans Derided Trump’s Stolen Election Claims
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 11:54 PM
NEW: The Times got the Fulton County grand jury transcripts. Lindsey Graham told the grand jurors “if you told him Martians came and stole votes, he’d be inclined to believe it.” www.nytimes.com/2026/01/13/u...
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I may very well have this made into framed photo in my office.
January 13, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I may very well have this made into framed photo in my office.
This is a must watch video.
This lady shows exactly how to deal with ICE nazis.
This lady shows exactly how to deal with ICE nazis.
This woman is harder than goddamn steel dealing with these goddamn thugs. I want her to be my neighbor.
January 12, 2026 at 9:02 PM
This is a must watch video.
This lady shows exactly how to deal with ICE nazis.
This lady shows exactly how to deal with ICE nazis.
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Enough delay. Release the remaining Epstein files. A functioning democracy doesn’t hide the truth.
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Enough delay. Release the remaining Epstein files. A functioning democracy doesn’t hide the truth.
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Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release m Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files.
January 10, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release m Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release the Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files. Release Epstein files.
Love this. Would’ve been even better if the ICE Nazi landed on his head.
January 11, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Love this. Would’ve been even better if the ICE Nazi landed on his head.