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bart orchard 🫡🗽🦅
@bartorchard.bsky.social
Shit posts mostly politics, books, sports ball (NBA and NFL), and memes.

#dgg #daliban
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We are deep in a recession.

I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
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You shouldn’t avoid protesting from fear of martial law, they should fear getting to the point that they’ll need to implement it. Don’t police your reactions, police their actions. They are the criminals not you.
January 8, 2026 at 2:42 AM
It’s funny he’s trolling about this knowing he cried like a hoe in court
January 8, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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Pedophilia wasn't MAGA's red line.

What makes you think they'll respond any differently to the execution of American citizens?
January 8, 2026 at 2:48 AM
I trust Tim Walz to meet the moment. In some alternate timeline he's the next president. He's always been my kind of liberal. Not concerned with culture war BS and always on how the state can improve the most vulnerable. Decent man.
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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It’s time for a general strike.

Just shut it down.
January 7, 2026 at 9:05 PM
True lasting change happens when the pain of staying the same becomes unbearable.
January 7, 2026 at 9:51 PM
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all these people from other counties keep threatening to “capture” the current president and first lady saying “how would you like if we did that and gave yall a new leader!”

if yall don’t do it already and stop edging me?????
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Someone got AI to admit that AI has no judgment or internal model of truth and used that as reason that AI can't be trusted, like do you not see the paradox in that? "Even AI admits that AI has no internal model of truth, so trust AI when it says this?"

This is the "All Cretans are liars" paradox
January 5, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Lots of Epstein files distractions
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Lots of moral panic in online progressive spaces that remind me of the kind of moral panics that were most associated with religious conservatives in the 90s. Content may have changed but the same absolutism, same obsession with symbolic purity, and the same hunger for public denunciation has not.
January 5, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Lockjaw from "One Battle After Another" bears an uncanny resemblance to "Mr. Boss" from Smiling Friends.
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Some people are still trying to use facts and logic to convince a group of cult members who are willing to turn a blind eye to their leader's obvious ties to history's most famous child sex trafficker.
January 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Seeing “#1 Indiana” go against “#9 Alabama” is so weird to me. What an age of college football we live in. I fuck with it tho.
January 1, 2026 at 9:48 PM
New Year, same horrible person 😎
January 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'd like to see Keanu Reeves do an AI-generated gambling commercial just to see how well the internet takes it. And maybe just for kicks and giggles it's also a Saudi-backed commercial.
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Cannot wait to use these bad boys.
December 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM
These ChatGPT commercials are dumb as shit. It’s like “help me put on my socks” type regardedness.
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Overrated ass fucking Lions team. Jared Goff go kill yourself you bum
December 26, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Because MAGA is easier to make laugh. The hackiest low hanging fruit can make those morons laugh. Also, fucking liberals are no fun. Liberal comedy in 2025 means having to clear a moral bar first before making people laugh.
youtu.be/SeERSlu2Hp0?...
Why Has Comedy Become So Right-Wing? | The David Frum Show
YouTube video by The Atlantic
youtu.be
December 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Mainstream journalism has failed us entirely.

Even if our nation recovers from the festering rot of MAGA and Trumpism, we can never trust mainstream media again.

We have seen how easily they kneel to lick the boots of a tyrant, and that's something that can't ever be taken back.
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Resist libs my beloved
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Draw me like one of your Venusaurs
December 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM