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@bartorchard.bsky.social
Shit posts mostly politics, books, sports ball (NBA and NFL), and memes.
#dgg #daliban
#dgg #daliban
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bart orchard 🫡🗽🦅
@bartorchard.bsky.social
· Aug 28
We are deep in a recession.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
I'm pinning this for when the NBER makes it official.
We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
We need another name for “fast food” cuz most these chains be slow as fuck.
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"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups."
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
November 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"I want to feel stronger. Help me do pull-ups."
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
what a stupid fucking use case for LLMs to use in your commercial, OpenAI
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A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 12:04 PM
A debate right now between Trump and Biden would be really interesting.
A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
A lot of people affected by SNAP benefits probably voted for Trump and would do it again too.
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Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.
November 6, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Biden stepped back and let the DOJ charge his son. He only RIGHTFULLY pardoned him after Republicans turned the ordeal into political blood sport.
lawlessness all around in this country
November 6, 2025 at 2:14 PM
lawlessness all around in this country
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
November 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When I was in school, the less bright kids kept their hands down when the teacher asked a question and did their best to not draw attention in class.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
We could use more of that spirit on social media.
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When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When you're at a Japanese steakhouse and the Hibachi chef throws you a piece of shrimp
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Trump on his reason for voter ID:
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Trump on his reason for voter ID:
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
“When you go to buy groceries, you need an ID. When you buy gasoline, you need an ID.”
Trump is telling you he’s never bought groceries or gasoline without telling you.
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Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Notice that MAGA’s reaction to last night’s brutal losses is NOT “hey let’s try to win the will of the voters with good policy.” It’s, let’s end the filibuster, let’s end mail-in voting, all ideas for winning without really CONVINCING anyone to vote for them
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After how beautifully blue everything turned last night, you know Orange Shitler is going to come after free and fair elections harder than ever.
November 5, 2025 at 12:41 PM
After how beautifully blue everything turned last night, you know Orange Shitler is going to come after free and fair elections harder than ever.
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Couple of things:
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
November 5, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Couple of things:
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
1. Do you remember how even the left-wing media excoriated Biden for pardoning his son? It pales in comparison to what Trump has done.
2. If Biden had claimed he had no idea of the person who he just pardoned, there would be non-stop dementia cover-up stories.
"A new study finds that Musk’s partisan activities slashed Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn’t get offset by higher sales to Republicans."
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
Commentary: Musk's partisan actions cost Tesla more than 1 million car sales
A Yale study finds that Musk's partisan activities cost Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn't get offset by sales to Republicans.
www.latimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
"A new study finds that Musk’s partisan activities slashed Tesla sales to Democrats, but didn’t get offset by higher sales to Republicans."
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
The word of the day is "schadenfreude."
www.latimes.com/business/sto...
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The Cuomo voters who move from New York to Florida after the election will raise the IQ of both states.
November 4, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The Cuomo voters who move from New York to Florida after the election will raise the IQ of both states.
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How Young Republicans think they look vs how they actually look
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 AM
How Young Republicans think they look vs how they actually look
Hey, don't look now, but the #ChicagoBulls are 5-0. #NBASky
November 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Hey, don't look now, but the #ChicagoBulls are 5-0. #NBASky
"I am a mouse in a grassbole crouching. But I can hear come whicket and swish the clocklike blade of the cradle." -- Cormac McCarthy
October 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"I am a mouse in a grassbole crouching. But I can hear come whicket and swish the clocklike blade of the cradle." -- Cormac McCarthy
One of those Simpsons jokes that definitely flew over the top of my head as a kid but one that I can really appreciate as an adult.
October 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
One of those Simpsons jokes that definitely flew over the top of my head as a kid but one that I can really appreciate as an adult.
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You ever forget to take your phone going to the bathroom so you start noticing shit?
Why did they use 4 different fonts????
Why did they use 4 different fonts????
October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
You ever forget to take your phone going to the bathroom so you start noticing shit?
Why did they use 4 different fonts????
Why did they use 4 different fonts????
Randomly thinking about how wholesome Jon & Kate Plus 8 was pre-divorce.
October 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Randomly thinking about how wholesome Jon & Kate Plus 8 was pre-divorce.