Tallish, Darkish & Average
@bassistsinsticts.bsky.social
Divorced Dad of two wonderful kids. Strummer of 4,5 & 6 stringed instruments, making music, playing music, listening to music, surviving one day at a time.
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I am just catching last night's #Taskmaster & I'm convinced Maisie & Reece could do a very convincing version of Fairytale Of New York
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I am just catching last night's #Taskmaster & I'm convinced Maisie & Reece could do a very convincing version of Fairytale Of New York
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One of the major snack brands must hold or have access to the Brannigans name and recipes. Why aren't they reviving it and giving us the roast beef and mustard flavour we so desperately want to throw our money at?
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
One of the major snack brands must hold or have access to the Brannigans name and recipes. Why aren't they reviving it and giving us the roast beef and mustard flavour we so desperately want to throw our money at?
Which British film deserves more attention?
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Which British film deserves more attention?
Which of these have the steel toecap for work?
Nobody needs more than 4 pairs of shoes :
casual, formal, hiking, and wellies.
casual, formal, hiking, and wellies.
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Which of these have the steel toecap for work?
Very weird here at the moment. I have electric in half of my flat. The lights in the block work. My big lights don't, my bedside lamp does. Microwave is on as I can see digital readout. Kettle doesn't work. Router off TV works.
Seriously how do you have half a power cut?
Seriously how do you have half a power cut?
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Very weird here at the moment. I have electric in half of my flat. The lights in the block work. My big lights don't, my bedside lamp does. Microwave is on as I can see digital readout. Kettle doesn't work. Router off TV works.
Seriously how do you have half a power cut?
Seriously how do you have half a power cut?
First time GBNews has complained about something being too white...
Here we go again, new bed wetting just dropped
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
First time GBNews has complained about something being too white...
Ah no just heard the news about Quentin Wilson.
Saw him, JC and Tiff do an hour show at the Earls Court motor show in the 90s where it cost me over 15 quid for fish & chips!
Always thought he was the best TG presenter and glad that fifth gear took off.
RIP
Saw him, JC and Tiff do an hour show at the Earls Court motor show in the 90s where it cost me over 15 quid for fish & chips!
Always thought he was the best TG presenter and glad that fifth gear took off.
RIP
November 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Ah no just heard the news about Quentin Wilson.
Saw him, JC and Tiff do an hour show at the Earls Court motor show in the 90s where it cost me over 15 quid for fish & chips!
Always thought he was the best TG presenter and glad that fifth gear took off.
RIP
Saw him, JC and Tiff do an hour show at the Earls Court motor show in the 90s where it cost me over 15 quid for fish & chips!
Always thought he was the best TG presenter and glad that fifth gear took off.
RIP
Anyone got Ringo Starr's address?
It'd be a lot nicer if all the "RIP" posts following a celebrity just thanked the individual for what they did. Even better, if you love an elderly celebrity's work, write to them or their agent and tell them before it's too late. You'll be surprised at how often they reply.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Anyone got Ringo Starr's address?
Declan Rice's second best performance in Prague...
November 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Declan Rice's second best performance in Prague...
Fuck sake West Ham.
Sums the fucking season up and we're only 10 games in!
Sums the fucking season up and we're only 10 games in!
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Fuck sake West Ham.
Sums the fucking season up and we're only 10 games in!
Sums the fucking season up and we're only 10 games in!
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
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Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Andrew, you have been evicted. It's time to leave your big brother's house
If Andrew is being stripped of his titles, will they be holding a battle royale to determine the next Duke of York?
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If Andrew is being stripped of his titles, will they be holding a battle royale to determine the next Duke of York?
It's twenty to six. A few days before Halloween, it's dark, and, an ice cream van has just turned up in my road!
#CrazySomersetLife
#CrazySomersetLife
October 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
It's twenty to six. A few days before Halloween, it's dark, and, an ice cream van has just turned up in my road!
#CrazySomersetLife
#CrazySomersetLife
It's uncanny...
October 28, 2025 at 10:22 AM
It's uncanny...
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Minus a large chunk of the talents.
Minus a large chunk of the talents.
October 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future.
Minus a large chunk of the talents.
Minus a large chunk of the talents.
Seems fitting that he should have been given a Blue Circle.
Joseph Aspdin (born in Leeds in 1778) was a bricklayer and mason who changed the world from the humblest of beginnings. Experimenting in his kitchen, he found that heating finely ground limestone and clay produced a stronger, faster-setting cement than traditional
October 21, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Seems fitting that he should have been given a Blue Circle.
Probably just wandered into one of the Sheikh's spare bedrooms...
October 17, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Probably just wandered into one of the Sheikh's spare bedrooms...
This!!! One thousand times this!
Christ almighty, how many different parking apps do we need? I've got PayByPhone, Ringo, APCOA, JustPark, MiPermit, NCP, YourParkingSpace, and now ParkBunny? Good grief. Can't we just have one sane payment/booking method for all car parks nationwide?
October 17, 2025 at 9:33 AM
This!!! One thousand times this!
Interesting that David Draiman is calling for unity among fans, after he signed a bomb with the words Fuck Hamas & is currently touring the 25th anniversary of The Sickness which contains the track Conflict...
October 17, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Interesting that David Draiman is calling for unity among fans, after he signed a bomb with the words Fuck Hamas & is currently touring the 25th anniversary of The Sickness which contains the track Conflict...
So, we're going up against a show where they make celebrities do ridiculous things? Can we compete with that?
Yeah I reckon so.
#Traitors / #Taskmaster
Yeah I reckon so.
#Traitors / #Taskmaster
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
So, we're going up against a show where they make celebrities do ridiculous things? Can we compete with that?
Yeah I reckon so.
#Traitors / #Taskmaster
Yeah I reckon so.
#Traitors / #Taskmaster
One we have at work is Mastercard. Always taking credit...
October 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
One we have at work is Mastercard. Always taking credit...