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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 18h

‼️‼️‼️I ALMOST FORGOT…. Today is the one year anniversary of owning slinky…. The day she came home & the most recent pic of her I took…. She was 2 months old when we got her…. Little two pound baby. I love her more than anything else in the world except Josie

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 18h

Yeah it kinda sucked lol

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

If u r wondering #1 is the girl who was my friend in fourth grade until she started bullying me and quite literally made all my friends come to her side & it was so devastating…. Now she has an ugly husband and a son who could be nicknamed anus ❤️

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

Stop being her friend she would beg and apologize until I let whatever it was go and then it would happen again like a few days later. For like two years straight until her stepdad cheated on her mom and she moved away 🤡💀 wild lmao. Idk what would have happened if she didn’t move

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

I don’t think she knows that I know she manipulated me like that bc I only found out from a different friend who figured out what was going on after she moved away. Like she genuinely was my friend then but she was fucking weird and she would do weird and cruel shit to me and when I would try to

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

Like out of all the people in the entire world who would want to talk to me why is it the girl who was like the #2 evil villain in my life. Fuck offffff

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

Idk why she wants to talk to me so bad lmao…. Like 3 months ago she messaged my brother on fb for my number and he did not respond to her lol. How tf did she get my numberrrr

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

Idk how she got my number who gave this bitch my numberrrrrrr (this is the girl I was “friends” with in middle school and she was the worst & manipulated me and someone I was actually friends with into thinking we hated each other. Among other things like spraying mouthwash spray into my eyes once)

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 19h

‼️if you make an exorbitant amount of pasta sauce one day you can freeze the rest and then the next month you can make delicious pasta again and it tastes just like you just spent 4 hours cooking sauce but it actually didn’t take that long this time

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 3d

This has happened exactly 1 time but I love seeing a random tik tok in not even interested on my fyp but the girl who made it is wearing earrings I designed 🥰 I checked her page and she is wearing at least one other pair I designed too…. Enjoy queen

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 4d

Having a time rn. Work is insanely busy and we are short staffed and my coworkers need more support than I do and it is my job to help them/ make sure they are doing their jobs. Outside of work it feels like I have no support system/ I am the only one who can prioritize me/ I am going insane

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 5d

We need a new rug now that looks better with the furniture >.< I’m kind of sick of spending money lol but that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth…..

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 5d

We got a new couch & ottoman (slinky loves it. Josie is feeling cautious about it)

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 6d

Like girl… wtf

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 6d

My parents may have ignored my really obvious signs of mental illness growing up but at least they didn’t tell me I’m an empath and that my feelings aren’t my own

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 6d

Me tomorrow maybe idk

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 7d

Slinky wanted to snuggle but I had to shit so guess who’s locked in the bathroom with me

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 9d

I’m wearing my contacts at work for the first time and eyes feel so irritated… but as soon as I stop looking at screens they feel so much more normal. Technology is evil sometimes

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe it’s just the one I bought…. I didn’t look at the price bc I assumed it would be less than 10 but apparently wet eyes cost money

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 9d

Why are eye drops $15 now

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 16d

It feels gross low key & work is so busy rn it’s impossible to not use my hands. Fuck my twisted life

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 16d

After a while of ignoring / not realizing I was having mild carpal tunnel issues I have full blown pain that started a few days ago & I’ve been taking care of it & it’s gotten a little better despite everything but I’m sooo sick of this shit

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 16d

This is what I’m referring to in my last tweet about the girl making the boxers with the little rosette it’s so cuntyyyyyyy

Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · Jan 30

Had a dream about a hot guy wearing this style of underwear except they had that little mini satin bow on them. I’m a genius

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 16d

I can’t get a good still shot or save this vid but 😭😭😭😭 I wanna be mad bc like ummmm that’s my idea don’t steal it but also I’m glad someone is doing it….. great minds think alike

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Suckmaster Valentin @batb0y.bsky.social · 16d

Extremely unpopular opinion I know but I really don’t get the hype for wrestling that gay ppl have right now

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