Realizing the last time I received a hand written note with purchase was when I ordered a huge bottle of powdered lube…… LMFAO

Shits gonna get weird bc like nothing has officially happened but I assume we will be missing part of the rent + bills very soon….. everything will work out tho and tbh it will feel so much better when she’s officially gone

Except for the shaking and crying and heart beating out of my chest that’s all me

I just finished watching love&death and the craziest thing about it is the end when they show what the people the show is based on went on to do in real life. What do you mean the ax murderer became a therapist. What do you meaaannnnnn

Like I already can’t take out the trash without throwing up & no one can cook puff pastry in my presence… among other things probably. Like sure let’s add the most judgemental person u know’s favorite all natural extremely acidic “cleaner” to the list that will make me seem really normal

To be fair…. I have not officially complained about the vinegar….. but I know what would happen if I did….. -__-

Or the wizard who chapped my lips…