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Suckmaster Valentin
@batb0y.bsky.social
I’m Valentin

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I loveeee when u order something online and the company sends u random print material with it + an actual handwritten note. I haven’t gotten one with a note in a while but this is my latest… (don’t ask what I purchased. It’s a surprise ^_^)
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today I bought like 10 million different kinds of ribbon, saw bart, lit up my house, chose my gift wrapping scheme for this year, and obligatory slinky pic. I also made orzo with pesto and asparagus for dinner but I don’t have pics of that
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Queen of clinginess and belly rubs
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
And of course the asexual Minecraft villager moodboard
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was looking for the first sir your cheeks message & I couldn’t find it but I did find this epic mood board I made for myself in 2020 that is still very accurate for me
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Ms. Josie Pictures
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Like this is insane… $20 give or take per oz of silver has been the norm…. At least from the last time I bought it. & like I don’t do casting so I can’t really use scrap if I could find it,,,,, rip
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Today I sculpted some ornaments including the first ever detailed flaccid penis that I’ve made
November 30, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It barely looks different rn but that’s a good thing….. when it’s curly it makes a big difference
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The outfit I wore to make delicious food and watch stylin santa with my friends
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Josie photoshoot
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The comfy sleeper
November 8, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Google search history of a guy with totally normal and really cool interests (literally all I want to do is eat a good mango and see the beautiful birds of my childhood dreams)
November 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It’s one of these creepy small door things lmao I have two of them in my room and she has learned to open them on her own… thanks for being fucking scary
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Where else would this be but the grocery store parking lot
October 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Guy who just paid one of his credit cards 🎉
October 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Ok but tell me the vibes aren’t exactly the same
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
My pumpkin unlit bc I forgot to buy candles ^_^
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
‼️‼️‼️I ALMOST FORGOT…. Today is the one year anniversary of owning slinky…. The day she came home & the most recent pic of her I took…. She was 2 months old when we got her…. Little two pound baby. I love her more than anything else in the world except Josie
October 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Idk how she got my number who gave this bitch my numberrrrrrr (this is the girl I was “friends” with in middle school and she was the worst & manipulated me and someone I was actually friends with into thinking we hated each other. Among other things like spraying mouthwash spray into my eyes once)
October 24, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We got a new couch & ottoman (slinky loves it. Josie is feeling cautious about it)
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Me tomorrow maybe idk
October 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I can’t get a good still shot or save this vid but 😭😭😭😭 I wanna be mad bc like ummmm that’s my idea don’t steal it but also I’m glad someone is doing it….. great minds think alike
October 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This definitely ai anime dog on the box for the vampire costume I got for slinky lmao
October 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM