Suckmaster Valentin
banner
batb0y.bsky.social
Suckmaster Valentin
@batb0y.bsky.social
I’m Valentin

they/them
Pinned
It’s just me and my ET bath bomb and my ET bath bomb against the world
Feeling spiritually connected to Hetero santa Jessica in a way bc she like this normie presenting woman but her entire social circle is just all fags
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I wanted to put up some Xmas lights in my room but I have no idea where I put my pins when I moved bc I haven’t unpacked a lot of things still bc I have nowhere to store anything…. Rip
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I loveeee when u order something online and the company sends u random print material with it + an actual handwritten note. I haven’t gotten one with a note in a while but this is my latest… (don’t ask what I purchased. It’s a surprise ^_^)
December 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Doing my little exercises on the floor and I look over to see slinky under my bed giving the ーωー face
December 11, 2025 at 3:35 AM
It was pj day at work today & why did one of my coworkers dress in an Ebenezer Scrooge fit candle and all LMAO I love him for that but also he dressed up as snape for Halloween so he’s cancelled :/ smh
December 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
You know even tho it felt terrible in the moment there is something empowering about knowing I can stand up to a manipulative person
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Lowkey I sound like my dad when I get angry smh 😭
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Life is just a series of turns and tables
December 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I rly hate being sensitive to smells ugh esp. bc it’s not all smells just really specific ones and it doesn’t bother anyone else and if you complain about it you’re just seen as crazy and annoying
December 8, 2025 at 12:27 AM
🥴🤡
If you’re one of those people who cleans with vinegar because “it works so well and it doesn’t smell at all” I hate to break it to you but whatever you cleaned does in fact smell like vinegar and it smells really fucking bad
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Thinking about suckmaster tramp stamp
December 7, 2025 at 1:51 PM
December 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Today I bought like 10 million different kinds of ribbon, saw bart, lit up my house, chose my gift wrapping scheme for this year, and obligatory slinky pic. I also made orzo with pesto and asparagus for dinner but I don’t have pics of that
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Queen of clinginess and belly rubs
December 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This week has actually been really fucking shitty and bad vibes and I wish I didn’t have to go to work today… but that’s just how it is on this bitch of an earth 😔
December 5, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Twinz² ran so that boy throb could also run
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Bc if it wasn’t something g totally random like that I thought it was either Saturday shorts or Chris Fleming polyamorous
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
,the one thing I didn’t recognize from my moodboard is a tiny screenshot in the corner I had to reverse image search it and it’s this random absurd limmy sketch. wtf lol www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQzm...
Limmy's Show - Benny Harvey R.I.P. (4K Remaster)
YouTube video by Dr. Proton
www.youtube.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
And of course the asexual Minecraft villager moodboard
December 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I was looking for the first sir your cheeks message & I couldn’t find it but I did find this epic mood board I made for myself in 2020 that is still very accurate for me
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 AM
“Sir your cheeks” my most iconic phrase from like 2020…
December 4, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Ms. Josie Pictures
December 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Clay penises are where it’s at for me I guess but I still need, like, chains and stuff….
December 4, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Today me and my coworker were hyping each other up to start doing more art / more of our jewelry….. I genuinely want to but I’ve never seen the cost of silver so high before
December 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Thinking about when I was a kid & I religiously played on a dress up website where u could have your own room and decorate it + ur avatar to show off for visitors I miss it so much. The internet used to be fun
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM