dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
gaming industry professional. los angeles enjoyer. clippers fan. sparks fan. dolphins fan. food eater. music nerd. old. i woke up naked on the beach in ibiza in 1988
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dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
· Nov 25
so uh hi folks. i'm a silicon beach quality assurance lead for a mobile game company. i post about~
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
this is a good game
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
this is a good game
lol lebron was about to fire that ref
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 AM
lol lebron was about to fire that ref
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i can't fucking believe i'm rooting for chris paul again
October 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
i can't fucking believe i'm rooting for chris paul again
clippers have done a decent job neutralizing austin reaves, seen here making a name for himself in gotham city's underworld
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
clippers have done a decent job neutralizing austin reaves, seen here making a name for himself in gotham city's underworld
STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS
Streetlights
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
STREETLIGHTS OVER SPOTLIGHTS
i'm so ready
i can't wait to start cooking
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
i'm so ready
i've been saying!
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i've been saying!
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Oh she GAGGED the girls.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Oh she GAGGED the girls.
like "goes the weasel?" weird name for a beverage
November 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
like "goes the weasel?" weird name for a beverage
deep house remix when?
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
deep house remix when?
like the tree of hope???
Sometimes you gotta rub a honey’s double chin for luck like the wood stump at The Apollo.
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 AM
like the tree of hope???
nobody:
me as soon as the intro finishes: TRADEMARK ON THAT PUSSY TRADEMARKIN MY BRAND NEW BITCH YEAH DUH
me as soon as the intro finishes: TRADEMARK ON THAT PUSSY TRADEMARKIN MY BRAND NEW BITCH YEAH DUH
Baby Keem - trademark usa (Official Audio)
YouTube video by BabyKeemVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
nobody:
me as soon as the intro finishes: TRADEMARK ON THAT PUSSY TRADEMARKIN MY BRAND NEW BITCH YEAH DUH
me as soon as the intro finishes: TRADEMARK ON THAT PUSSY TRADEMARKIN MY BRAND NEW BITCH YEAH DUH
it's pee-can pie, but i like puh-kahns in my chocolate chip cookies
Y'all say puh-KAHN or PEE-can?
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
it's pee-can pie, but i like puh-kahns in my chocolate chip cookies
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So when are y'all going to unban Link? Y'all know that was some bullshit.
v1.110 is live!
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
We’ve expanded post-reporting options from 5 → 39. This gives you more precise ways to flag issues and strengthens the signals our safety systems rely on. Clearer reports mean better moderation and higher-quality conversations across Bluesky. Learn more: bsky.social/about/blog/1...
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So when are y'all going to unban Link? Y'all know that was some bullshit.
i just laughed out loud because this song came on and i thought "is this donald glover or brittany howard?"
Brittany Howard - Stay High (Childish Gambino Version)
YouTube video by BrittanyHowardVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i just laughed out loud because this song came on and i thought "is this donald glover or brittany howard?"
post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
post a famous bathroom scene
this is what it's going to look like
November 26, 2025 at 12:20 AM
this is what it's going to look like
i glanced over at the desserts when i made a plate and just knew they had a sweet potato pie. i finished up, grabbed a knife, and my heart sank in my chest to discover it was pumpkin
went to my wife's sister's friendsgiving party and played a bunch of mario kart against apple store employees
brb going to long beach
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i glanced over at the desserts when i made a plate and just knew they had a sweet potato pie. i finished up, grabbed a knife, and my heart sank in my chest to discover it was pumpkin
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Sweet potato pie is the pie pumpkin pie thinks it is
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Sweet potato pie is the pie pumpkin pie thinks it is
auntie carmel's yearly psa
November 25, 2025 at 11:10 PM
auntie carmel's yearly psa