dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
gaming industry professional. los angeles enjoyer. clippers fan. sparks fan. dolphins fan. food eater. music nerd. old. i woke up naked on the beach in ibiza in 1988
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dolemite ptolemy
@bazluken.blacksky.app
· Nov 25
so uh hi folks. i'm a silicon beach quality assurance lead for a mobile game company. i post about~
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
- sports (mainly basketball)
- video games
- food
- music
- nightlife
- being old
zero tolerance for racism, queerphobia, transphobia, and generally rancid vibes
i nearly flunked all my classes in 10th grade. i started making real friends for the first time and couldn't really focus on class
What subject did you get a F in on your report card?
January 13, 2026 at 10:31 PM
i nearly flunked all my classes in 10th grade. i started making real friends for the first time and couldn't really focus on class
it's fine but i let friends shorten it for too long and i hate that. i try to tell people to call me by my whole first name these days
Y’all like y’all’s first name? I hate mine.
January 13, 2026 at 10:17 PM
it's fine but i let friends shorten it for too long and i hate that. i try to tell people to call me by my whole first name these days
rip claudette colvin
WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.
January 13, 2026 at 10:06 PM
rip claudette colvin
rip john forte
Wyclef Jean - We Trying To Stay Alive (Remix) (Official HD Video) ft. John Forté, Pras
YouTube video by WyclefVEVO
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
rip john forte
listening to lcd soundsystem in its intended setting: while eating instant noodles at my desk at work in my forties wondering how i got here
January 13, 2026 at 9:04 PM
listening to lcd soundsystem in its intended setting: while eating instant noodles at my desk at work in my forties wondering how i got here
indian, thai: chicken curry
caribbean: curry chicken
caribbean: curry chicken
Im having a debate.
Do yall say Curry Chicken or Chicken Curry
Do yall say Curry Chicken or Chicken Curry
January 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
indian, thai: chicken curry
caribbean: curry chicken
caribbean: curry chicken
a grammy is a lot but i've gotten some compliments after my performance of time is running out
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
a grammy is a lot but i've gotten some compliments after my performance of time is running out
damn if only miami liked Black coaches
Pittsburgh Steelers Head Coach Mike Tomlin is done, according to ESPN's Adam Schefter.
January 13, 2026 at 7:11 PM
damn if only miami liked Black coaches
i got hired at panera in 07 to work at the crispani station. super easy 4pm to close shift, would get like 10 orders all night, and could make myself a crispani for dinner. i kinda miss it sometimes. golden age of panera
Why Panera Bread's Crispani Flatbread Pizza Was A Total Failure - The Takeout
Panera Bread's flatbread pizza, known as the Crispani, was too labor-intensive and lacked the marketing muscle to become a successful menu item for the brand.
www.thetakeout.com
January 13, 2026 at 7:07 PM
i got hired at panera in 07 to work at the crispani station. super easy 4pm to close shift, would get like 10 orders all night, and could make myself a crispani for dinner. i kinda miss it sometimes. golden age of panera
forgot to listen to the new robyn until now
Robyn - Talk To Me (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
forgot to listen to the new robyn until now
i don't have a dog in the fight but i'm not sure we're going to get meaningful megachurch critique from the guy from the draftkings commercials
January 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
i don't have a dog in the fight but i'm not sure we're going to get meaningful megachurch critique from the guy from the draftkings commercials
Reposted by dolemite ptolemy
this new a$ap rocky is sick
A$AP Rocky - Punk Rocky (Official Video)
YouTube video by ASAPROCKYUPTOWN
www.youtube.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
this new a$ap rocky is sick
first i would ask if i could only do it once because i would bring a STACK of albums. paranoid android, to pimp a butterfly, humanz, thr!!!er, electric lady, and how to be a human being just off the top of my head
If someone put $1,000,000 on the table and said you had to listen to one album on repeat for 48 hours straight…
what album are you risking your sanity for?
what album are you risking your sanity for?
a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
ALT: a hand is holding a discman device in front of a table
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
first i would ask if i could only do it once because i would bring a STACK of albums. paranoid android, to pimp a butterfly, humanz, thr!!!er, electric lady, and how to be a human being just off the top of my head
mallrats
we often talk about “what anime would you adapt into a movie” but here is a reverse: what movies would you adapt into an anime?
January 13, 2026 at 6:07 AM
mallrats
chris paul was the problem
January 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
chris paul was the problem
i do not want the clippers to pursue ja morant
January 13, 2026 at 3:06 AM
i do not want the clippers to pursue ja morant
Reposted by dolemite ptolemy
this dude made laugh so hard i married him
if the audience is just my wife, i'll have her cracking up
Do you think you’re funny? Are you funny enough to do a 15 min standup comedy special?
January 13, 2026 at 2:02 AM
this dude made laugh so hard i married him
if the audience is just my wife, i'll have her cracking up
Do you think you’re funny? Are you funny enough to do a 15 min standup comedy special?
January 13, 2026 at 1:34 AM
if the audience is just my wife, i'll have her cracking up
my wife put on this of montreal documentary on tubi last night and it was very good, though i feel like there are things they didn't really touch on (namely georgie fruit)
of Montreal: The Past is a Grotesque Animal (2014) - Full Documentary
YouTube video by CapitalQ
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
my wife put on this of montreal documentary on tubi last night and it was very good, though i feel like there are things they didn't really touch on (namely georgie fruit)
violently so and basically everywhere if i didn't see what touched me. always been like this and i hate it
Are yall ticklish?
Does it piss you off when you’re tickled? 🤔
Does it piss you off when you’re tickled? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
violently so and basically everywhere if i didn't see what touched me. always been like this and i hate it
my brother was in a high school production of a funny thing happened at the way to the forum and i've definitely had a soft spot for that musical ever since
Is the first musical that you like always your favorite?
I think Grease is still my favorite.
I think Grease is still my favorite.
January 12, 2026 at 10:14 PM
my brother was in a high school production of a funny thing happened at the way to the forum and i've definitely had a soft spot for that musical ever since
i went through so much frustration rebuilding the ship of theseus and i'm stoked to finally get back on ableton
gaming pc is FINALLY up and running again
January 12, 2026 at 8:30 PM
i went through so much frustration rebuilding the ship of theseus and i'm stoked to finally get back on ableton