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emily 🩷
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🤠🧋👻 i make fashion + tech + illustration cute. always wearing pastels. she/her.
[email protected] for commissions 💕
pluribus
November 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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pig stand, san antonio, texas, 1982
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
my uber app messed up and somehow made it so i was able to rate but not tip the delivery guy, and i hope he knows that i feel awful and am several reddit threads and three agents deep into a support chat escalation trying to get him that money
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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lmao
November 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
happy Gummy Tuesday to all who celebrate
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
i love pecan pie. it is the best pie texturally, hands down no contest. i will single-handedly eat half of one this week. thank you and goodnight
November 26, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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it’s time
December 1, 2024 at 3:09 AM
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i’m not crying you’re crying

xkcd: Fifteen Years

Fifteen Years
xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
i have a delightfully mundane life update. i’ve had longer nails for about half a year now thanks to gel manicures and in the last two weeks i’ve had a major breakthrough in being able to take the contact out of my left eye without fighting for my life. thank you
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
there are so many ways to be in your 30s on the internet
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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one of the things that makes me most mad about genAI (and there are many) is we've been told there's not enough money for hiring. but there's billions poured into ai.

so not enough money to hire workers. but infinite money to pour into technology whose goal is never having to pay workers again.
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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You can do anything you want in Texas.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
i am going to bed at 3:45am. it’s fine!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
okay i’ll bite: what is a career path
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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evergreen
November 22, 2025 at 5:20 PM
i am 17 days into the “LED face mask” lifestyle, or as i like to call it, Going Cyber
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 AM
do you think it ever bothers the AI boyfriend people that all their AI boyfriends sound exactly the same. or it doesn’t matter because YOUR boyfriend is a magical blue glowing falcon cyborg that occasionally takes a dark and mysterious human form so it’s DIFFERENT
November 22, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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trump asking zohran about universal free childcare
November 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
me when i’m telling aanand we should get 10pm ice cream cone
he never looks at JD that way
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:36 AM
reading live tweets from The White House Meeting as i wait for my bubble tea order, “empire state of mind” is blasting over the speakers. i smile softly
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 PM
calling pluribus “plurry”
November 21, 2025 at 3:29 AM