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Bryan Evans
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Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind
Withering my intuition, missing opportunities and I must
Feed my will to feel my moment, drawing way outside the lines
Well, it’s finally official. Brian Kelly has bankrupted the state of Louisiana.
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I was at that last game with my wife who was 3mo pregnant at the time. That kid is now 13.
Friday might be the most stressful football game of my lifetime
November 24, 2025 at 9:52 PM
[Vedder voice]: She lies and says she's in love with him… Can't find a Gingerman
November 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
As soon as it kicked off I saw it, but damn ChatGPT I wasn’t really familiar with your game
November 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (2026 probably) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring history professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain events after 2016.
COLLEGE STATION, Texas (AP) — Texas A&M adopts policy requiring professors to get OK from school president to discuss certain race and gender issues.
November 13, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I know this is not the important takeaway from this, but what the absolute hell is up with the spacing, punctuation, and “how is babby formed”-ass spelling?!
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Heads up: YouTube TV is giving a $20 credit to subscribers over the Disney/ESPN mess, but you have to actually go into the settings to claim it.

This is not a spam tweet, the settings page link is here: tv.youtube.com/settings/ser...
November 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.

He is a computer safety researcher.

And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.

In under 1600 words.

aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Every Georgia fans’ worst nightmare - The Third Richt
The Third Richt didn't happen overnight, it took time. ICE is kidnaping people from our city streets and we have literal concentration camps where scores are disappearing. Is it an insult to those French kids who never got to grow up to compare them with the Hispanic kids in a similar predicament?
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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I love the TikTok idea that Curtis Sliwa would be Night Mayor of New York

like at 9 pm he and his talking rat assistant man a folding card table at the Port Authority and hold court on important issues like the CHUDs, dance gangs, and why the Jets suck
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
For your breaking 24 hour multiple sclerosis news
Same mission. New name.
MSNBC becomes MS NOW on
November 15th.
November 4, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Is there ever going to be an interviewer who pushes back and tells him that immigrants seeking asylum is different than insane asylums?
O'DONNELL: Are we going to war against Venezuela?

TRUMP: I doubt it. They emptied their mental institutions and insane asylums into the United States of America
November 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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As a reminder, when Biden announced student loan forgiveness—based upon a statute passed by Congress which explicitly said the President could do exactly that—Douthat called it "semi-Caesarist" because it was done "without consulting Congress."
JESUS CHRIST DUDE
October 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Good morning babe, it’s time 4 stew
Babe it's Time 4 Stew (Chicago vs. Green Day vs. Led Zeppelin)
YouTube video by Ryan Nellis
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This reminded me of a “feature” in Windows 98 that let you set an active website as your wallpaper, leading to some great 90s aesthetics (and security vulnerabilities). Was also great when you had a bright white “This page could not be displayed” as your wallpaper after your dialup went out.
October 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The real sausage king is Dave South here for Slovacek’s Sausage
It signs well, does it not?
October 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well, it’s finally official. Murder is legal in the United States of America.
October 19, 2025 at 2:49 PM