Beav
@beaver1224.bsky.social
Not much to tell. Just a guy with some pretty amazing friends. 20-year vet of the USAF. 50-something husband & father. And now, student & actor.
He/Him/His
He/Him/His
And nothing is proof of citizenship when the people grabbing you decide it doesn’t matter.
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
And nothing is proof of citizenship when the people grabbing you decide it doesn’t matter.
Keep going. You can write better than AI.
February 11, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Keep going. You can write better than AI.
The AI is not better than your brain. It's just a computer.
February 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
The AI is not better than your brain. It's just a computer.
An unironic congratulations to the NFL. I'm a 54-year old white man, and they got me to watch the first half of the Superbowl because I wanted to see the Bad Bunny Halftime Performance.
February 9, 2026 at 12:38 PM
An unironic congratulations to the NFL. I'm a 54-year old white man, and they got me to watch the first half of the Superbowl because I wanted to see the Bad Bunny Halftime Performance.
What?! Hot and sour is the best!
February 8, 2026 at 10:07 PM
What?! Hot and sour is the best!
One of the things that has bothered me most over the past couple decades is that our society does not consider children to be people. They are either possessions or extensions of their parents.
February 6, 2026 at 10:42 PM
One of the things that has bothered me most over the past couple decades is that our society does not consider children to be people. They are either possessions or extensions of their parents.
Who says sweatshops have to manufacture stuff?
February 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Who says sweatshops have to manufacture stuff?
Any time Arthur says "sounds bloody awful," Elon decides to build it.
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Any time Arthur says "sounds bloody awful," Elon decides to build it.
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Finishing up the last CR episode. Did you recreate Wolverine as an elven druid?
February 4, 2026 at 12:06 AM
@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social Finishing up the last CR episode. Did you recreate Wolverine as an elven druid?
When will there be a journalist to follow up on one of these with a question about how his religion feels about bearing false witness?
February 3, 2026 at 7:01 PM
When will there be a journalist to follow up on one of these with a question about how his religion feels about bearing false witness?
That was a planned and executed heist. Kea saw the camera, ran over quickly and boosted.
February 3, 2026 at 6:46 PM
That was a planned and executed heist. Kea saw the camera, ran over quickly and boosted.
I would watch this Olympic event
February 3, 2026 at 6:43 PM
I would watch this Olympic event
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Doctor Strangelove With Big Naturals
Doctor Strangelove With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Mars Attacks! With Big Naturals
Mars Attacks! With Big Naturals
February 2, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
Joe vs. the Volcano With Big Naturals
The people building/distributing that should get sued and only be allowed to use their "product" to defend themselves.
February 1, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The people building/distributing that should get sued and only be allowed to use their "product" to defend themselves.
Musk: "Trump's in the Epstein files"
Us: "How do you know?"
Musk: "'Cause every time I showed up, he was already there!"
Us: "How do you know?"
Musk: "'Cause every time I showed up, he was already there!"
January 31, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Musk: "Trump's in the Epstein files"
Us: "How do you know?"
Musk: "'Cause every time I showed up, he was already there!"
Us: "How do you know?"
Musk: "'Cause every time I showed up, he was already there!"
What's Eating Sausage Grape?
Sausages of Fire
The Breakfast Sausage
January 30, 2026 at 4:10 PM
What's Eating Sausage Grape?
Dude really said "I don't believe in phrenology, but I'm paying attention to phrenology now."
January 28, 2026 at 1:08 PM
Dude really said "I don't believe in phrenology, but I'm paying attention to phrenology now."
You slap that label on people, some of them will decide to earn it.
January 24, 2026 at 12:35 AM
You slap that label on people, some of them will decide to earn it.
The unmitigated gall of any part of THIS administration calling anyone not credible...
January 23, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The unmitigated gall of any part of THIS administration calling anyone not credible...
Yeah. Maybe we should stop giving them money. Hmm?
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Yeah. Maybe we should stop giving them money. Hmm?
We take the wins we get!
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 AM
We take the wins we get!
It was such a ride, about halfway through, I thought it HAD to be a metaphor.
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
It was such a ride, about halfway through, I thought it HAD to be a metaphor.
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
January 20, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quote an actor in the wrong film:
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
"How do you do? I
see you've met my
faithful handyman."
This is a crazy ride (no pun intended). Partway through, I was 100% convinced it was made up as a metaphor, but it happened.
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
This is a crazy ride (no pun intended). Partway through, I was 100% convinced it was made up as a metaphor, but it happened.