blake edwards
@bedwards314159.bsky.social
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
—Catherine Aird
http://ballastnvp.blogspot.com
https://vertonen.bandcamp.com
—Catherine Aird
http://ballastnvp.blogspot.com
https://vertonen.bandcamp.com
what would have been toys for tots ride #20 ended a block into it. with 4” of snow overnight, I shoveled a path down a sidestreet to a clear main street...but the snow won and eventually the bike slid out from under me. two good samaritans later helped right the bike.
my only injury = bruised ego.
my only injury = bruised ego.
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
what would have been toys for tots ride #20 ended a block into it. with 4” of snow overnight, I shoveled a path down a sidestreet to a clear main street...but the snow won and eventually the bike slid out from under me. two good samaritans later helped right the bike.
my only injury = bruised ego.
my only injury = bruised ego.
vertonen.bandcamp.com,
etc, and so forth, on this bandcampest of fridays
also recommended, top of head:
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
kanshiketsu.bandcamp.com
oxidation.bandcamp.com
pcrv.bandcamp.com
etc, and so forth, on this bandcampest of fridays
also recommended, top of head:
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
kanshiketsu.bandcamp.com
oxidation.bandcamp.com
pcrv.bandcamp.com
"We are holding our own", by vertonen
track by vertonen
vertonen.bandcamp.com
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 AM
vertonen.bandcamp.com,
etc, and so forth, on this bandcampest of fridays
also recommended, top of head:
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
kanshiketsu.bandcamp.com
oxidation.bandcamp.com
pcrv.bandcamp.com
etc, and so forth, on this bandcampest of fridays
also recommended, top of head:
cranksatori.bandcamp.com
kanshiketsu.bandcamp.com
oxidation.bandcamp.com
pcrv.bandcamp.com
me, up until about two days ago: "skaterdater is the best skateboarding short film ever!"
me, two days ago: "well...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-s...
me, two days ago: "well...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-s...
Skate Witches
YouTube video by plotbox
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
me, up until about two days ago: "skaterdater is the best skateboarding short film ever!"
me, two days ago: "well...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-s...
me, two days ago: "well...."
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az-s...
just remember, negativland went 10-8 before *anyone* went 6-7.
November 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
just remember, negativland went 10-8 before *anyone* went 6-7.
"yeah yeah, and people in ice water want hell."
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
"yeah yeah, and people in ice water want hell."
Reposted by blake edwards
Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Password to louvre surveillance server upgraded to “louvre1.”
Reposted by blake edwards
JB Pritzker: “President Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the US Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. I’m sorry to be vulgar, but Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
November 2, 2025 at 2:17 PM
JB Pritzker: “President Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the US Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. I’m sorry to be vulgar, but Donald Trump and his cronies can fuck all the way off” 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
also, in honor of the time change, two new audio things from me on bandcamp.
these are more of my "live" bootleg series recordings, wherein I aim to, in one take (as feasible), lean into the "industrial" music of the 70s/80s that made an impression on me.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/track/live-b...
these are more of my "live" bootleg series recordings, wherein I aim to, in one take (as feasible), lean into the "industrial" music of the 70s/80s that made an impression on me.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/track/live-b...
"live" bootleg series #2: 1976, by vertonen
track by vertonen
vertonen.bandcamp.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
also, in honor of the time change, two new audio things from me on bandcamp.
these are more of my "live" bootleg series recordings, wherein I aim to, in one take (as feasible), lean into the "industrial" music of the 70s/80s that made an impression on me.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/track/live-b...
these are more of my "live" bootleg series recordings, wherein I aim to, in one take (as feasible), lean into the "industrial" music of the 70s/80s that made an impression on me.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/track/live-b...
community is:
telling ice to go choke on their own tainted loins.
telling ice to go choke on their own tainted loins.
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
community is:
telling ice to go choke on their own tainted loins.
telling ice to go choke on their own tainted loins.
if you like asemic writing, and I don't know why you wouldn't, you should reach out to @kanshiketsu.bsky.social about how to receive fun-time, grade-a level asemic writing in the mail.
November 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
if you like asemic writing, and I don't know why you wouldn't, you should reach out to @kanshiketsu.bsky.social about how to receive fun-time, grade-a level asemic writing in the mail.
if there are any fetish groups planning to attend a no kings event and haven't used this, it's yours:
"pro-kinks, no kings"
i look forward to the imagery choices.
"pro-kinks, no kings"
i look forward to the imagery choices.
October 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
if there are any fetish groups planning to attend a no kings event and haven't used this, it's yours:
"pro-kinks, no kings"
i look forward to the imagery choices.
"pro-kinks, no kings"
i look forward to the imagery choices.
meanwhile, in "harsh art show review" news...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
Triple Trouble: Fairey, Hirst, Invader review – the most revolting visual soup imaginable
Shepard Fairey, Damien Hirst and Invader join forces to make an exhibition that’s so bad, it’s like walking in on a crime scene
www.theguardian.com
October 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
meanwhile, in "harsh art show review" news...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
incoming hot take: kid rock is the "garbage pail kid" version of vanilla ice.
October 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
incoming hot take: kid rock is the "garbage pail kid" version of vanilla ice.
phew: surviving yet another typical night of antifa-fueled riots in chicago. oh the horror. thank goodness for ice and kristi noem protecting us.
October 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
phew: surviving yet another typical night of antifa-fueled riots in chicago. oh the horror. thank goodness for ice and kristi noem protecting us.
Reposted by blake edwards
Younger veteran: "How old are you, man?"
Older veteran: “87.”
Younger veteran: “Out here getting arrested, raising hell at 87.”
Older veteran: “It’s just beginning.”
🦅 🦅 🦅 #ResistanceUnited 🔥 🔥 🔥
Older veteran: “87.”
Younger veteran: “Out here getting arrested, raising hell at 87.”
Older veteran: “It’s just beginning.”
🦅 🦅 🦅 #ResistanceUnited 🔥 🔥 🔥
October 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Younger veteran: "How old are you, man?"
Older veteran: “87.”
Younger veteran: “Out here getting arrested, raising hell at 87.”
Older veteran: “It’s just beginning.”
🦅 🦅 🦅 #ResistanceUnited 🔥 🔥 🔥
Older veteran: “87.”
Younger veteran: “Out here getting arrested, raising hell at 87.”
Older veteran: “It’s just beginning.”
🦅 🦅 🦅 #ResistanceUnited 🔥 🔥 🔥
yadda yadda algorithm
yadda yadda bandcamp friday
this would be the most recent bandcamp offering from me...
enjoy it as a counterpoint to the new Taylor Swift
because you should also be listening to that, obvi.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/album/live-b...
yadda yadda bandcamp friday
this would be the most recent bandcamp offering from me...
enjoy it as a counterpoint to the new Taylor Swift
because you should also be listening to that, obvi.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/album/live-b...
"live" bootleg series #1: 1985 (21:06), by vertonen
1 track album
vertonen.bandcamp.com
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
yadda yadda algorithm
yadda yadda bandcamp friday
this would be the most recent bandcamp offering from me...
enjoy it as a counterpoint to the new Taylor Swift
because you should also be listening to that, obvi.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/album/live-b...
yadda yadda bandcamp friday
this would be the most recent bandcamp offering from me...
enjoy it as a counterpoint to the new Taylor Swift
because you should also be listening to that, obvi.
vertonen.bandcamp.com/album/live-b...
friendly reminder: taking your earplugs out for five minutes so you can be "fully immersed" in a live Swans performance is about as stupid as looking at a solar eclipse without the proper eyewear "for just a couple of minutes."
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
friendly reminder: taking your earplugs out for five minutes so you can be "fully immersed" in a live Swans performance is about as stupid as looking at a solar eclipse without the proper eyewear "for just a couple of minutes."
Reposted by blake edwards
Trump: I have linked Tylenol to autism
Kenvue lawyers: *rubbing their hands together in glee* yeah you did buddy
Kenvue lawyers: *rubbing their hands together in glee* yeah you did buddy
September 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Trump: I have linked Tylenol to autism
Kenvue lawyers: *rubbing their hands together in glee* yeah you did buddy
Kenvue lawyers: *rubbing their hands together in glee* yeah you did buddy
if someone asked me to name the greatest 16 seconds in tv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
Police Squad - I'm a Locksmith and I'm a Locksmith
YouTube video by OMNISEC LTD
www.youtube.com
August 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
if someone asked me to name the greatest 16 seconds in tv...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFhp...
I appreciate that three of my work colleagues—in three separate instances, no less—felt the need to notify me about Taylor Swift's engagement.
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I appreciate that three of my work colleagues—in three separate instances, no less—felt the need to notify me about Taylor Swift's engagement.
obviously the song is amazing, but, as one commenter noted, the way she glides aross the floor = total smoothess.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjN...
Bobbie Gentry - Fancy (Live)
YouTube video by ShoutFactoryVEVO
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
obviously the song is amazing, but, as one commenter noted, the way she glides aross the floor = total smoothess.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjN...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUjN...
(sigh); I thought my fetish group mailing services had more tact.
August 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
(sigh); I thought my fetish group mailing services had more tact.
