Certified Beef
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There will be zero thought to posting, there's no time for that. Impulse only.
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tis a valid argument, but consider this! SHIELD BASHES YOU SHIELD BASHES YOU SHIELD BASHES YOU
January 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
tis a valid argument, but consider this! SHIELD BASHES YOU SHIELD BASHES YOU SHIELD BASHES YOU
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I hate how everything is TikTok now. Hate how Instagram is TikTok because Zuck has never had an original idea. YouTube is TikTok now, I fucking hate shorts, that one hurts the most. Just leave me alone.
January 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I hate how everything is TikTok now. Hate how Instagram is TikTok because Zuck has never had an original idea. YouTube is TikTok now, I fucking hate shorts, that one hurts the most. Just leave me alone.
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clicking "play" on a steam game you just bought and instead of launching the game it launches another launcher
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
clicking "play" on a steam game you just bought and instead of launching the game it launches another launcher
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ohright and the most important
metem arcadion, owner of the alexandria arcadion
metem arcadion, owner of the alexandria arcadion
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
ohright and the most important
metem arcadion, owner of the alexandria arcadion
metem arcadion, owner of the alexandria arcadion
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i like his voice lines
January 6, 2026 at 2:13 AM
i like his voice lines
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every single time i see a nightclub ad in a major city i think of this classic tweet
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
every single time i see a nightclub ad in a major city i think of this classic tweet
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interesting
January 5, 2026 at 4:48 AM
interesting
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It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 4, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It's this but then the exterminator sends you text messages asking for more money every 3 hours for the rest of your life
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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
January 10, 2024 at 2:09 PM
scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe
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January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
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god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
January 3, 2026 at 7:01 AM
god help me I will live to see hegseth behind bars
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Happy New Year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 5:03 AM
Happy New Year everyone
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Today is the last day that you can repost this image
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fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
December 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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every day this becomes more true
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
every day this becomes more true
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December 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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Dudes Rock
December 24, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Dudes Rock
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Tiny Tim implies the existence of Enormous Tim
December 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Tiny Tim implies the existence of Enormous Tim
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"My catboy is 6'2"" You're a coward. Pathetic. Weak. He's a five foot king and you throw that away in pursuit of what? Traditional masculinity? Hes a catboy. You already lost. No matter how oily you make his skin, no matter how many solid black tattoos you add. He's still a fucking catboy.
December 20, 2025 at 3:41 PM
"My catboy is 6'2"" You're a coward. Pathetic. Weak. He's a five foot king and you throw that away in pursuit of what? Traditional masculinity? Hes a catboy. You already lost. No matter how oily you make his skin, no matter how many solid black tattoos you add. He's still a fucking catboy.