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Fan of Angry Music
Movie Collector
Retro-Game Enthusiast
Fan of Angry Music
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Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
November 27, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Not enough credit is given to the safety feature of switching off the lightsaber if your hand has been chopped off.
The Balloon pub, A hellish knife shed in Denton/Fenham, has closed.
Looks like I'm gonna have to move my cannabis farm AGAIN.
Looks like I'm gonna have to move my cannabis farm AGAIN.
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
The Balloon pub, A hellish knife shed in Denton/Fenham, has closed.
Looks like I'm gonna have to move my cannabis farm AGAIN.
Looks like I'm gonna have to move my cannabis farm AGAIN.
Be STILL my beating heart.
The Cack opens on the 2nd of December! Just in time for me not to go to it over xmas
The Cack opens on the 2nd of December! Just in time for me not to go to it over xmas
The Pilgrim street Cack is earmarked to open in November.
For those unfamiliar with the concept it's basically the InShops but with expensive crepes and crap beer.
#Newcastle
For those unfamiliar with the concept it's basically the InShops but with expensive crepes and crap beer.
#Newcastle
November 26, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Be STILL my beating heart.
The Cack opens on the 2nd of December! Just in time for me not to go to it over xmas
The Cack opens on the 2nd of December! Just in time for me not to go to it over xmas
Wetherspoons are taking over The Cookhouse and Pub at Holystone.
It might be a good thing, or it might get all the loons in who used to go to the Blue Bell/ Northumberland Arms
#Newcastle
It might be a good thing, or it might get all the loons in who used to go to the Blue Bell/ Northumberland Arms
#Newcastle
November 25, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Wetherspoons are taking over The Cookhouse and Pub at Holystone.
It might be a good thing, or it might get all the loons in who used to go to the Blue Bell/ Northumberland Arms
#Newcastle
It might be a good thing, or it might get all the loons in who used to go to the Blue Bell/ Northumberland Arms
#Newcastle
If anyone heard any shouting and swearing in Heaton, it was me after I dropped a pallet on my foot
If anyone heard any loud cackling in Heaton, it was my wife after I dropped the pallet on my foot.
If anyone heard any loud cackling in Heaton, it was my wife after I dropped the pallet on my foot.
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
If anyone heard any shouting and swearing in Heaton, it was me after I dropped a pallet on my foot
If anyone heard any loud cackling in Heaton, it was my wife after I dropped the pallet on my foot.
If anyone heard any loud cackling in Heaton, it was my wife after I dropped the pallet on my foot.
How cool does testing look?
If you want to wear a cowboy hat and wear shades in front of an Astral nursery.. then maybe we have the job for you.
Apart from being an intergalactic traveller, you must be able to use excel
If you want to wear a cowboy hat and wear shades in front of an Astral nursery.. then maybe we have the job for you.
Apart from being an intergalactic traveller, you must be able to use excel
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
How cool does testing look?
If you want to wear a cowboy hat and wear shades in front of an Astral nursery.. then maybe we have the job for you.
Apart from being an intergalactic traveller, you must be able to use excel
If you want to wear a cowboy hat and wear shades in front of an Astral nursery.. then maybe we have the job for you.
Apart from being an intergalactic traveller, you must be able to use excel
Keeping a woman out of Brew house seems easy enough, but keeping them all out of Estonia would be nigh on impossible
Meanwhile, in Western Norway, the farmhouse ale was made by men, because even having a woman present in the brewhouse would (they believed) inevitably cause sour beer.
Same in Estonia.
Same in Estonia.
November 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Keeping a woman out of Brew house seems easy enough, but keeping them all out of Estonia would be nigh on impossible
The #AussiePinkFloyd were on top form tonight
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
The #AussiePinkFloyd were on top form tonight
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
The Troubles
Snow Patrol
May McFettridge
gOOdStyle Steaklets
The Northern Irish have an almost boundless capacity for suffering
But this almost broke us
15 years ago, we were still reeling from Breo, #Guinness sensing weakness in an emotionally drained people unleashed this abomination
Snow Patrol
May McFettridge
gOOdStyle Steaklets
The Northern Irish have an almost boundless capacity for suffering
But this almost broke us
15 years ago, we were still reeling from Breo, #Guinness sensing weakness in an emotionally drained people unleashed this abomination
November 21, 2025 at 5:58 PM
The Troubles
Snow Patrol
May McFettridge
gOOdStyle Steaklets
The Northern Irish have an almost boundless capacity for suffering
But this almost broke us
15 years ago, we were still reeling from Breo, #Guinness sensing weakness in an emotionally drained people unleashed this abomination
Snow Patrol
May McFettridge
gOOdStyle Steaklets
The Northern Irish have an almost boundless capacity for suffering
But this almost broke us
15 years ago, we were still reeling from Breo, #Guinness sensing weakness in an emotionally drained people unleashed this abomination
I dunno what a Bragget is ( or how to pour beer)
But this is lovely
But this is lovely
November 21, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I dunno what a Bragget is ( or how to pour beer)
But this is lovely
But this is lovely
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FFS 😡😡😡
"UK pub and hotel group JD Wetherspoon is using Ireland as a springboard for its expansion into mainland Europe to avoid Brexit-induced red tape. The group's founder and chairman Tim Martin was a strong advocate for Brexit."
"UK pub and hotel group JD Wetherspoon is using Ireland as a springboard for its expansion into mainland Europe to avoid Brexit-induced red tape. The group's founder and chairman Tim Martin was a strong advocate for Brexit."
Wetherspoon uses Ireland to skirt Brexit red tape for EU expansion
UK pub and hotel group JD Wetherspoon – whose founder campaigned for the UK to leave the EU – is using Ireland as a springboard for its expansion into mainland Europe to avoid Brexit-induced red tape...
m.independent.ie
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 PM
FFS 😡😡😡
"UK pub and hotel group JD Wetherspoon is using Ireland as a springboard for its expansion into mainland Europe to avoid Brexit-induced red tape. The group's founder and chairman Tim Martin was a strong advocate for Brexit."
"UK pub and hotel group JD Wetherspoon is using Ireland as a springboard for its expansion into mainland Europe to avoid Brexit-induced red tape. The group's founder and chairman Tim Martin was a strong advocate for Brexit."
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This may very well be an accurate representation of the "modern software stack".
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
This may very well be an accurate representation of the "modern software stack".
Remember with every Beer Bore Hat you get a free - yes FREE - punch in the goolies
November 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Remember with every Beer Bore Hat you get a free - yes FREE - punch in the goolies
AI ,as always, knocking it out of the park
November 20, 2025 at 4:17 PM
AI ,as always, knocking it out of the park
The Shed has finally achieved the ambient temperature of a modern thermally efficient office.
November 20, 2025 at 9:47 AM
The Shed has finally achieved the ambient temperature of a modern thermally efficient office.
Bar Warwick - Not to be mistaken for a character in the Star Wars expanded universe - was an ill fated rarely open pub
The Shieldfield bar is reopening as 'Ultra Lounge' - not to be mistaken for a shit Combiner Autobot
The Shieldfield bar is reopening as 'Ultra Lounge' - not to be mistaken for a shit Combiner Autobot
November 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Bar Warwick - Not to be mistaken for a character in the Star Wars expanded universe - was an ill fated rarely open pub
The Shieldfield bar is reopening as 'Ultra Lounge' - not to be mistaken for a shit Combiner Autobot
The Shieldfield bar is reopening as 'Ultra Lounge' - not to be mistaken for a shit Combiner Autobot
Free the Night statement on NI licensing review, they are irked and are going to be raising it with the Competitions and Marketing Authority.
Free The Night’s response to the Minister’s statement on the independent review of the liquor licensing system in Northern Ireland — Free The Night
Northern Irish nightlife charity and advocacy group Free The Night has strongly condemned Communities Minister Gordon Lyons for rejecting the central recommendations of the University of Stirling’s ...
freethenight.org
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Free the Night statement on NI licensing review, they are irked and are going to be raising it with the Competitions and Marketing Authority.
The NI Assemblies response to the independent licensing review has been published
In what will surprise absolutely no one , they have decided to reject all the reports findings and gonna stick with the surrender principle
Hospitality Ulster will be overjoyed
In what will surprise absolutely no one , they have decided to reject all the reports findings and gonna stick with the surrender principle
Hospitality Ulster will be overjoyed
November 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
The NI Assemblies response to the independent licensing review has been published
In what will surprise absolutely no one , they have decided to reject all the reports findings and gonna stick with the surrender principle
Hospitality Ulster will be overjoyed
In what will surprise absolutely no one , they have decided to reject all the reports findings and gonna stick with the surrender principle
Hospitality Ulster will be overjoyed
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Today in "big breweries fuck things up when they buy small breweries" (via @everypubindublin.ie): www.irishexaminer.com/business/com...
Cork’s Franciscan Well brewery to cease production in new year, impacting 15 staff
Molson Coors says economic pressures and a struggling craft beer sector forced the decision, with 15 employees affected
www.irishexaminer.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Today in "big breweries fuck things up when they buy small breweries" (via @everypubindublin.ie): www.irishexaminer.com/business/com...
Aerial Ashes-offer drone dispersal of your mortal remains I thought that's a good idea,so made an enquiry
Unfortunately they won't drop my decomposing body onto my old boss,I need to be cremated first
They did recommend the less squeamish 'Corpse Catapult- Lobbing Your Loved Ones to Eternity'
Unfortunately they won't drop my decomposing body onto my old boss,I need to be cremated first
They did recommend the less squeamish 'Corpse Catapult- Lobbing Your Loved Ones to Eternity'
November 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Aerial Ashes-offer drone dispersal of your mortal remains I thought that's a good idea,so made an enquiry
Unfortunately they won't drop my decomposing body onto my old boss,I need to be cremated first
They did recommend the less squeamish 'Corpse Catapult- Lobbing Your Loved Ones to Eternity'
Unfortunately they won't drop my decomposing body onto my old boss,I need to be cremated first
They did recommend the less squeamish 'Corpse Catapult- Lobbing Your Loved Ones to Eternity'
AI generated review of The Mosaic Tap, but it's actually describing The Newcastle Tap.
People really should fact check the swill AI produces before trying to pass it off as their own.
People really should fact check the swill AI produces before trying to pass it off as their own.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
AI generated review of The Mosaic Tap, but it's actually describing The Newcastle Tap.
People really should fact check the swill AI produces before trying to pass it off as their own.
People really should fact check the swill AI produces before trying to pass it off as their own.
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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I sometimes think about the diversity of people who follow me when I push things like this into my feed and I like the fact that it'll hit with c.10%. We are all complex beings and should be so on social media too, sod the algorithm and the push to be a hedgehog. What's your specialism? Everything!
Happy Stupid Sexy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day to all those who celebrate it!
November 14, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I sometimes think about the diversity of people who follow me when I push things like this into my feed and I like the fact that it'll hit with c.10%. We are all complex beings and should be so on social media too, sod the algorithm and the push to be a hedgehog. What's your specialism? Everything!
Bee’s are not the brightest, that one is wearing a trench coat over its wings, so now it has to walk everywhere.
Which animal would make the best spy? First-of-its-kind evidence shows bees can (sort of) learn "Morse Code"
www.iflscience.com/first-of-its...
www.iflscience.com/first-of-its...
First-Of-Its-Kind Evidence Shows Bees Can Learn "Morse Code" – Well, Kinda
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www.iflscience.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Bee’s are not the brightest, that one is wearing a trench coat over its wings, so now it has to walk everywhere.