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Beer Mit
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Jabroni laureate

Dad, friend, engineer

Jayhawks, Chiefs, Royals, Current, Sporting

Lego lover, Bluey stan
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looks like shit.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Old man Max has turned into quite the sleepy boy
January 26, 2026 at 4:49 PM
They learned from the best on how to cover up shit shows, apparently
This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.

This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 AM
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This is like how the Catholic Church passed known pedophiles from parish to parish
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.

This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
This goober really had this ready to go like it was a dunk on me. Really speaks to how mad he is, and how insecure he's feeling about his team

Especially now
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Let me add this AFC Championship ticket to my Apple Wallet real quick.
January 18, 2026 at 2:49 AM
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The Supreme Court gave Trump absolute immunity for using his official powers even for the most corrupt reasons ever, including to criminally investigate state and local chief executives for using their official powers to serve their constituents
January 17, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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I don’t think people quite understand that the occupation by ICE in the Twin Cities has more or less erased non-white people from public life. They cannot safely exist in any space accessible to the public and moving between private places leaves folks vulnerable to kidnapping by armed masked goons.
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
2026 may have mostly sucked so far, but it's also given us GWAR covering Pink Pony Club

Count your blessings
GWAR cover “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan
YouTube video by The A.V. Club
youtu.be
January 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
January 16, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Finally, some good Internet lore
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 AM
@governorwalz.mn.gov Sounds like it's time to round up your state troopers and guardsmen to back up Minneapolis police and start arresting these masked thugs terrorizing your people
The state of Minnesota, along with the Twin Cities, have sued the US government and several officials to halt the flood of agents carrying out an Immigration and Customs Enforcement operation. www.wired.com/story/minnes...
Minnesota Sues to Stop ICE ‘Invasion’
The state of Minnesota, along with the Twin Cities, have sued the US government and several officials to halt the flood of agents carrying out an Immigration and Customs Enforcement operation.
www.wired.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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It just struck me that the reason Mr. Krabs is portrayed as a greedy, money grubbing crab is because he's a little shellfish and I'm angry I didn't realize it before.
a cartoon character says hello , i like money
ALT: a cartoon character says hello , i like money
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Cry eagles cry
January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
They're deathly afraid of us collectively realizing there's more of us than there are of them
They don’t have the juice or manpower for it. This is not late 1930s Germany. There is no state monopoly on media. They are wildly unpopular.
The goal here is martial law. It’s martial law. Let’s be clear about that.
January 11, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Johnson: It was just a joke bro. Just laugh it off. Please laugh. Please.
January 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
hey thanks for the reminder I almost forgot
January 9, 2026 at 12:19 AM
I think the most galling thing about ICE murdering Renee Good is the blatant lies and softening of what happened as soon as it happened. News outlets refusing to call it a murder. Repeating the claims she used her car as a weapon when the video evidence proved that couldn't be farther from the truth
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Not only does the motherfucker look extra burnt today but he's sounding it too
checking in on the president:
January 7, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
oh no wait shit I thought about it
January 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
oh no wait shit I thought about it
January 6, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Finally classing up this place
January 4, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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one of my recent preoccupations is the visceral hostility the MAGA right has for the histories and traditions of the United States. these are people who spit on the Declaration and salute third-rate European despots!
It's striking that progressives like Tim Walz and Zohran Mamdani evoke the middle American attitude that, "Yes, we can fix these social problems because we're Americans and it's the right thing to do!" While the "America first" right only emulates failed and failing nation-states elsewhere.
January 2, 2026 at 12:45 AM
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one of my favorite things to do is move one or two pieces of furniture maybe like 3 feet and then say it “opens up all kinds of possibilities”
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
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January 1st! Better get going on those taxes!
January 1, 2026 at 5:47 AM