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lionita messi in the making, alexis trebek, polyglot extraordinaire, soon to be the first result when you look up renaissance woman
if for some reason they get the balls to do a ground invasion I hope that they know that the venezolanos would smoke them cause these new batches of recruits are absolute FOOD in any sort of combat
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
if for some reason they get the balls to do a ground invasion I hope that they know that the venezolanos would smoke them cause these new batches of recruits are absolute FOOD in any sort of combat
how the fuck did justin timberlake diss both prince and janet jackson and get to live in peace for all these years?
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
how the fuck did justin timberlake diss both prince and janet jackson and get to live in peace for all these years?
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day one in mamdani’s new york
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 PM
day one in mamdani’s new york
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
apple music is so real for not playing any rico nasty songs until I got off I-95 like omg could you imagine me fighting miami traffic and smack a bitch comes on
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
apple music is so real for not playing any rico nasty songs until I got off I-95 like omg could you imagine me fighting miami traffic and smack a bitch comes on
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We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
December 28, 2025 at 6:54 AM
We really need to bring back a focus on reading comprehension
can we track if there is an uptick in use of les mots/frases putain, merde et repose en merde/pisse on today?
December 28, 2025 at 7:38 PM
can we track if there is an uptick in use of les mots/frases putain, merde et repose en merde/pisse on today?
heard in another conversation
"shantell you different from my other grandchildren"
"oh how is that grandma"
"you not fast like the other ones"
"shantell you different from my other grandchildren"
"oh how is that grandma"
"you not fast like the other ones"
sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭
December 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
heard in another conversation
"shantell you different from my other grandchildren"
"oh how is that grandma"
"you not fast like the other ones"
"shantell you different from my other grandchildren"
"oh how is that grandma"
"you not fast like the other ones"
welp! it's the end of the year so let me review what I read in 2025!!!!
December 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
welp! it's the end of the year so let me review what I read in 2025!!!!
pink or an emerald green
What color represents you?
December 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
pink or an emerald green
sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭
November 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
sometimes my grandma's dementia proves to be funny. like she called me and asked me if my son was his football game and I said WHO???? grandma you gotta be looking for somebody else I don't got no babies and she said oh I'm sorry baby 😭
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
November 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are 1,700 ballots that need signature confirmation. That is enough to change the election.
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
Go. Check. Your. Ballot.
komonews.com/news/local/s...
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so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
November 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
so joyce carol oates owned elon so hard he's been taking out ads on X saying he has in fact read a book and watched a movie and he's clearly spiraling and unable to recover from such a vicious own i say to my wife as she frantically pulls out of the driveway
susan sarandon continues to get the last laugh
November 5, 2025 at 5:10 AM
susan sarandon continues to get the last laugh
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Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
November 4, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Mamdani was unaware Dick Cheney had died when I asked just now:
I wonder if my trivia crowd can tell that I'm my grandparents baby based solely on the music I play
October 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I wonder if my trivia crowd can tell that I'm my grandparents baby based solely on the music I play
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The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne
October 23, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The Gamblers (flipped), by Hendrick Ter Brugghen, 1623, 📸 by Cameron Browne
if the miami heat joined bluesky y'all would be seeing so much more of me on here but they're ducking me bad
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
if the miami heat joined bluesky y'all would be seeing so much more of me on here but they're ducking me bad
at a black and asian feminist solidarity event and this baby just walked up to the speakers and said and did nothing and then sat in the crowd with us to listen intently
October 18, 2025 at 7:24 PM
at a black and asian feminist solidarity event and this baby just walked up to the speakers and said and did nothing and then sat in the crowd with us to listen intently
the universe knew to have me be in my mother's womb when the elián crisis was going on cause otherwise I would've been talking CRAZY and they would've had to send me off with him to shut me up fr
October 15, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the universe knew to have me be in my mother's womb when the elián crisis was going on cause otherwise I would've been talking CRAZY and they would've had to send me off with him to shut me up fr
I love talking to my grandparents cause it's like yesssssss let the originators of my mannerisms educate me once more
October 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I love talking to my grandparents cause it's like yesssssss let the originators of my mannerisms educate me once more
so very happy to see this post while I have multiple of her songs queued up for trivia
Tina Turner said
“You must understand, though the touch of your hand Makes my pulse react”
“You must understand, though the touch of your hand Makes my pulse react”
October 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
so very happy to see this post while I have multiple of her songs queued up for trivia