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Paula
@begoosedocrime.bsky.social
🇵🇱 🇨🇦 🇪🇺 🏳️‍🌈 She/they, queer, Polish-Canadian. Geek, cat owner, gardener, amateur photographer, chaotic creator.
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January 31, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.
January 25, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Gah, @storiesandlies.bsky.social are playing Delta Green "God's Teeth" and GYAH. I'm glad I got home when I did and took a break, because the new episode is full of really disturbing stuff. I was making faces and muttering "oh fuuuck" under my breath on the walk home.
a man wearing a plaid shirt and a black shirt looks at the camera
Alt: Dean Winchester, wearing a plaid shirt and a black shirt, making a disgusted face
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January 26, 2026 at 3:36 PM
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January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Dear Printy McPrintface (AKA Prusa Mini):

If you could please stop doing the corner lifting on the lower right corner of the print bed, that'd be awesome. Just stop. I've done everything I could to fix you and you're still doing it. WHY DO YOU HATE ME???
January 11, 2026 at 7:52 PM
🧶 5 border repeats down, 65-70 to go (I can't remember and my math is not mathing right now). I was hoping to have it done by the end of next week, but at this rate, I'm doubtful. #knitting
January 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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Punk Cat PSA
January 4, 2026 at 5:02 AM
ok but who gave music the right to be SO FUCKING GOOD and just cut right through all the bullshit and give people SO MANY FEELINGS

(I'm people. It me.)
Amadeus Kino GIF
Alt: F. Murray Abraham as Antonio Salieri experiencing some MUSIC and FEELINGS
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December 29, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is such a simple ornament, just a printed out photo and a 3d printed box (but you could also make it out of cardboard and silver paint or tinfoil), but it is genuinely making me laugh every time I walk by the tree this season. 🎄💖🥹 #ChristmasOrnament #DieHard
December 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sunday night contemplation. #CatsOfBluesky #TheRedDot
December 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Red sky in the morning, sailor's warning.
Red sky at night, sailor's delight.
Red sky at noon, Cthulhu arrives bearing gifts, and that gift is your doom.
December 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.
December 21, 2025 at 7:19 AM
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HATCH THE FROZEN FLESH EGG
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I'm learning how to do visible mending on the elbows of my cardigan. This first attempt is a bit wonky and possibly I'll end up doing it in a more contrasting color – or adding on to it to cover the whole thing patch – but for a learning attempt, I'm quite pleased with it. #VisibleMending #CraftSky
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Do you ever feel like the best Christmas present would be sleep?
Uninterrupted sleep, with no distractions, no responsibilities, just your atoms floating through the vast echo of time and space?
December 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Argh, this project is cursed. This time I did a couple of rows twice rather than skipping them, but it's still a mistake and need to be fixed. At least it's just one vertical repeat that need to be frogged. 🫠🧶 #knitting
December 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Mysterious potato, definitely.
Which best matches your mood?

1. dull dagger
2. rogue planet, drifting in the dark
3. vegetarian vampire
4. mysterious potato
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When you're 14 repeats into a 28 repeat shawl and then you notice that there are two mistakes all the way back at repeat 5, and your brain will not let you just ignore it and you've frogged it all before you realize what you're doing.... 🫠 #knitting
November 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I really need to up my pillow game so I can stop having to wake up coughing in the middle of the night. The problem is that I inevitably slide down and end up lying flat no matter how many pillows I have.

It's either that or more drugs to stop the chronic post-nasal drip. 🫠
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Dammit, Dungeon Crawler Carl, stop making me cry! #NowReading
November 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I love how wild this yarn looks in a cake and then becomes so pretty when broken up in a colorwork pattern!

This is just a sample see how difficult colorwork is (not very, for me). The color yarn is kinda old and full of splits, not sure if it's worth it to keep going.

#knitting #sockknitting
November 24, 2025 at 11:25 AM
*opens Bluesky*
*scrolls*
*scrolls some more*
*opens settings, adds to muted words*
*closes Bluesky*

Not worth it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Also, I've been looking into m a y b e trying to knit a sweater again, but most of the easy patterns have high necklines and I can feel my skin itching just looking at the pictures. I suppose I could always try a pullover first, to avoid the sensory issues...
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I've fallen down a rabbit hole of "Eastern European"/"Polish"/combination/"Polish granny" knitting videos and now I remember, this is totally how I used to knit when I first started! And then I "corrected" myself because "omg you're twisting your stitches!" even though I wasn't. 🙃
November 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM