Benja Moreau
@benjamoreausd.bsky.social
Better with paint than words. ((SWL: SuburbanDecay - inspo: benjamoreau.tumblr.com - FC: Brendon Urie - Pics belong to their respective owners - #SWLRP ))
It's for work, I swear.
February 15, 2026 at 10:05 AM
It's for work, I swear.
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The dragon heard someone disturbing their hoard. Looking in, they saw a knight checking a bejewelled sword.
"There you are! May I buy this?"
"You have a sword," said the dragon.
"It's for a valentine!"
"A sword?"
"What better gift to give?"
"Hm. That one is blunt. I'll find a sharp one."
"There you are! May I buy this?"
"You have a sword," said the dragon.
"It's for a valentine!"
"A sword?"
"What better gift to give?"
"Hm. That one is blunt. I'll find a sharp one."
February 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
The dragon heard someone disturbing their hoard. Looking in, they saw a knight checking a bejewelled sword.
"There you are! May I buy this?"
"You have a sword," said the dragon.
"It's for a valentine!"
"A sword?"
"What better gift to give?"
"Hm. That one is blunt. I'll find a sharp one."
"There you are! May I buy this?"
"You have a sword," said the dragon.
"It's for a valentine!"
"A sword?"
"What better gift to give?"
"Hm. That one is blunt. I'll find a sharp one."
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Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
February 12, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!
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When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨
nah fr it's usually a demon.
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
nah fr it's usually a demon.
😂
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
why?
"you rap about patrick swayze everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda hazy
February 5, 2026 at 8:57 AM
😂
It'll feel just like work...
Well, minus the kissing.
Well, minus the kissing.
We do not have any mistletoe here at the casino, but if you want to kiss someone under the weird fungal growth that covers our ceilings, have fun!
December 29, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It'll feel just like work...
Well, minus the kissing.
Well, minus the kissing.
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 28, 2025 at 5:59 AM
How I'm walking out of 2025
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We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
December 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
We lost Quentin Tarantino in our ball pit two days ago, in case you're wondering where the crying and misogynist comments are coming from.
You will be visited by three spirits...
December 9, 2025 at 7:21 AM
You will be visited by three spirits...
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“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade
October 12, 2025 at 4:07 AM
“a dull blade is more dangerous than a sharp one”- guy that’s never been stabbed by a sharp blade
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Concert on the Main Street Stage brought to you by Ozempic located next to the Main Street Fountain brought to you by Surge.
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Concert on the Main Street Stage brought to you by Ozempic located next to the Main Street Fountain brought to you by Surge.
When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨
October 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When you're a horror but you still want to feel ✨bonita✨
My heroes are back. Drina already vetoed this for us though. Something about not pissing off the dead with shitty music and they’ve already suffered enough.
October 9, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My heroes are back. Drina already vetoed this for us though. Something about not pissing off the dead with shitty music and they’ve already suffered enough.
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Please be nice to Carol in reception. She donated all of her worldly possessions to her pastor who sold them on eBay.
September 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Please be nice to Carol in reception. She donated all of her worldly possessions to her pastor who sold them on eBay.
When you're forced to improvise...
September 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When you're forced to improvise...