Ben Kenobi's Beard
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Inventor of Snarcasm™
Quoter of films
Driver of Hatchbacks
Quoter of films
Driver of Hatchbacks
Good morning to everyone, especially the ass-clown who declared "there's two lines!!!" at the TSA checkpoint, but was in such a hurry he forgot to remove his belt and had to be re-screened.
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December 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Good morning to everyone, especially the ass-clown who declared "there's two lines!!!" at the TSA checkpoint, but was in such a hurry he forgot to remove his belt and had to be re-screened.
Me, wondering who the hell is doing Newsom's social media posts today
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Me, wondering who the hell is doing Newsom's social media posts today
Normally super-chill Laguna Beach really cranked it up today. Hat tip to the senior citizens - they are incredible.
June 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Normally super-chill Laguna Beach really cranked it up today. Hat tip to the senior citizens - they are incredible.
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I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
February 20, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I appreciate everyone’s messages of support, I’m trying to get through all my mentions but as you can imagine, it’s been a bit of a busy day :)
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
Remember - peaceful civil disobedience, and no kings, no tyrants. Not ever.
Lesson: Live your life in such a way that you never EVER have to explain your vile racism to your own wife and children.
Because this is getting downplayed in some of the coverage, the racist staffer DOGE rehired isn’t a case of “stupid things he wrote years ago as a teen.” He posted about how we should “normalize Indian hate” IN SEPTEMBER.
February 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Lesson: Live your life in such a way that you never EVER have to explain your vile racism to your own wife and children.
Phone call last night with family...
Me: These fires are hell.
Them: Yeah, CA needs to manage its forests better.
Me: You mean the forests on land belonging to the federal government?
Them: Well...
Me: Like prescribed burns and such?
Them: Yeah.
Me:
Me: These fires are hell.
Them: Yeah, CA needs to manage its forests better.
Me: You mean the forests on land belonging to the federal government?
Them: Well...
Me: Like prescribed burns and such?
Them: Yeah.
Me:
January 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Phone call last night with family...
Me: These fires are hell.
Them: Yeah, CA needs to manage its forests better.
Me: You mean the forests on land belonging to the federal government?
Them: Well...
Me: Like prescribed burns and such?
Them: Yeah.
Me:
Me: These fires are hell.
Them: Yeah, CA needs to manage its forests better.
Me: You mean the forests on land belonging to the federal government?
Them: Well...
Me: Like prescribed burns and such?
Them: Yeah.
Me: