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Rob Cornelius
@bentleytock.bsky.social
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ACAB Portland, OR
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Made 3 orders from Martie and then they kicked their prices up about 200 percent. No thanks.
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Bill Simmons doing a pod on the NBA gambling arrests with FanDuel ads everywhere is going to be so funny
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Janet Mills — who is 77 — should stay the absolute fuck away from the Senate race and this situation is honestly

FRUSTRATING. AS. FUCK.

GRAHAM PLATNER FOR SENATE!
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Kristi Noem, while governor of South Dakota, supplemented her roughly $130,000 salary by secretly accepting $80,000 donated to a political nonprofit she was affiliated with, records show.

She never disclosed this income on federal ethics forms.

(Published June)
Kristi Noem Secretly Took a Cut of Political Donations
A dark money group paid $80,000 to Noem’s personal company when she was governor of South Dakota. She did not include this income on her federal disclosure forms, a likely violation of ethics requirem...
www.propublica.org
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These watches appear to be ripoffs of famous designs. Likely from some factory that normally produces "homage" watches and they just swapped out the branding.
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“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”
I almost completely agree with this.

The only brand names you’ll see me wear are @obeygiant.bsky.social and Columbia (because it’s strong and I get it cheap as shit at outlets here.)
hot take

if i purchase a product i intend to wear, i do not need branding on the product

if your branding is going to be on the product i wear, you should be paying *me* to wear it

if you are a person who *likes* having branding on your wearables, i kinda think you're a weirdo
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In some ways this is the government now
Not often you have two games that good on one day.
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this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square
I fucking love baseball so much
How could anybody be watching football right now
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This meteor was bright enough to trigger the motion detection on Sky cam!

Notice the trail left for a moment after the meteor disappeared.

Sky cam continues to do an excellent job of monitoring the night sky.
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My husband was detained by ICE today

Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away

I have had zero contact or updates since

#SOS
@duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov
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Myth: most garden gnomes are just gnomes who were too lazy to work in the emerald mines.
Fact: we don’t know what they did wrong.
Fuck EVERY COMEDIAN that performed at Riyadh.

Some of us are keeping tabs.
Holy shit. I just found out about pink noise and it’s a game changer
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What’s in the mailbox today?
The new Orbit Service album, limited edition, handmade by Randall!

#orbitservice
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Went down to the riverwalk in Anarchy City USA today, and saw lots of people walking their dogs. Let that sink in if you need to--we were all walking our dogs like nothing was even happening. PDX, a landscape of quiet terror, and labradoodles.
Looks, it's been a few years since I was in Portland, but in my experience, the only people who think there's a war there are the cops.

Everybody else is building their camper van, strategizing about bulk grocery purchases with their half-dozen roommates, and playing D&D.