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Sparky Slanderson
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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313
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Bad Bunny: Before I say thanks to god, I'm going to say, ICE out. We are not savage, we are not animals, we are not aliens, we are humans and we are Americans.
February 2, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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HES AN ALL STAR!!!!

JALEN DUREN IS GOING TO THE ALL-STAR GAME!
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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Jalen Duren couldn’t stop grinning while discussing making his first All-Star. “It’s hard not to smile, it’s hard not to be happy. It’s a testament to the work.”
February 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
That’s how you remove the ever growing cancellation headlines, shut it down
WASHINGTON (AP) — The Kennedy Center will close for 2 years for renovations starting in July, Trump says, after a backlash from performers.
February 2, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Anne Frank died of typhus at Bergen-Belsen
ICE now confirming that there is a measles outbreak at the Texas concentration camp where young Liam was held.
February 2, 2026 at 12:52 AM
This is a sneaky good trade for the Cavaliers not so much for the Kings
BREAKING: The Cleveland Cavaliers are trading De'Andre Hunter to the Sacramento Kings for Dennis Schroder and Keon Ellis, sources tell ESPN. The three-team deal includes the Chicago Bulls acquiring Kings forward Dario Saric and two future second-round picks.
February 2, 2026 at 1:20 AM
So they’re employing Latinos to kill White folks to promote the irrational fear of Latinos killing White folks
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
www.propublica.org
February 1, 2026 at 10:59 PM
It says it’s higher in temperature but I can’t tell, feels colder
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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The WaPo review of the Melania flick, in which the writer had to search for a theater that didn't drop it, ultimately watched it with a "crowd" of 5, only to discover that 3 of them tried to interview each other afterwards because they were all journalists reviewing the same tripe, was kinda funny.
January 31, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Correct
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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People that believed there was an underground pedophile ring in the basement of a pizza parlor when the Epstein files drop
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
I don’t they didn’t like to play identity politics 🤔
Trump claims people “are going after Kristi Noem …because she is a woman.”
January 31, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I don't know the full context of this but anytime Lindsey is visibly upset it's usually a good sign
Lindsey Graham: "You jammed me. Speaker Johnson, I won't forget this."
January 30, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Look at what I can share on BlueSky that I can't share on TikTok, Trump is in the Epstein files repeatedly www.tmz.com/2026/01/30/t...
Trump Accused In Epstein Files of Forcing Underage Girl To Perform Oral Sex
Bombshell allegation in the latest Epstein Files document release ... an underage girl claims she was forced to perform oral sex on Donald Trump approximately 35 years ago in New Jersey.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 7:50 PM
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Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:17 PM
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Guess what Deputy Ag Todd Blanche is doing a press conference on right now? Not the absurd arrest of Don Lemon but the release of more Epstein files. Clearly they want the Lemon arrest to dominate the headlines so the Epstein story gets ignored but I’m counting on the press to cover both.
the White House's official X account gloats over the arrest of Don Lemon with a chains emoji
January 30, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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Joseph Quinn looks A LOT more like late-60s Eric Clapton than George Harrison here, which is really funny if you know the story there.
First official look at Paul Mescal, Harris Dickinson, Barry Keoghan and Joseph Quinn in the upcoming biopic films for 'The Beatles'

Releasing in 2028
January 30, 2026 at 3:09 AM
NBA teams usually always carry a heel on their squad but the Suns carry two weak ass punks in Grayson Allen and Dillon Brooks, can't stand them
January 30, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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"I don't know that I've seen before the president of the United States attempt to build a white supremacist army within the government....that is new, and I don't know what else to call it."

Ta-Nehisi Coates joins @timmiller.bsky.social on today's Bulwark Podcast:
January 29, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Baier: "You're essentially calling JD Vance a neo-Nazi or an antisemite?"

Gov. Shapiro: "I'm not essentially calling him anything. I'm saying what I said, and I stand by that."
January 29, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Absolutely not, don't give a fuck what esteemed director, actor, artist throw their creative weight behind an A.I. project I ain't watching that slop.
First trailer for Darren Aranofsky's new AI animated series 'On This Day... 1776'

• Tells short narrative stories about the Revolutionary War

• Uses Gen AI tools, including tech made by Google DeepMind

• Has SAG voice actors
January 29, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Walter Cronkite looking at the corpse of CBS News
January 29, 2026 at 4:04 PM
Nothing Pretti did in this footage or on the day of his murder warrants his death at the hands of the state. I just know that “them folks” are gonna see this clip and continue their gross ass character assassination to justify ICE’s actions
BREAKING: Video appears to show Jan. 13 encounter between Pretti & DHS.
January 29, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I hope it’s Golden State that wins the Giannis sweepstakes
January 29, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Wasn’t entirely sure from the first angle but this clearly shows Omar was ready to throw down 👊🏼
Toughest congressperson in America rears back for a punch, and refuses to cut short townhall, after asshole sprays her with something.
January 28, 2026 at 2:30 PM