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Sparky Slanderson
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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313
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Micro transactions too obvious?
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This Sherrone Moore situation is getting weirder
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's crab in a bucket mentality, motherfuckers make it and forget where they come from. I get what Crockett was saying thehill.com/homenews/med...
thehill.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Tommy Tuberville says things George Wallace wouldn’t have. There’s no code language to decipher. He puts the hate on a plate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm not interested in giving up our assets to get Anthony Davis, his inability to stay healthy is too risky sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/...
Anthony Davis trade rumors: Pistons, Hawks and Raptors among teams interested in Mavericks star
Anthony Davis is averaging 19.6 points in 10 games this season.
sports.yahoo.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
FUCK JD VANCE You don’t need your neighbors to speak English or share the same religion or participate in the same cultural celebrations of the US. Just mind your business and know that your immigrant neighbors despite our differences are just regular people trying to make in this world
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I really enjoyed Death by Lightning and I wanna complain that it was only 4 episodes but I think that was an added point to depict his brief presidency. If they ever make a show on William Henry Harrison it’d just be an Instagram Reel with Jon Cena showing his range acting sick
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tywin said it best
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thank you Indiana
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.

Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Trump moves like this cause he knows his legacy will not one that be celebrated when he’s gone so he forces everyone to give him tribute now so he can pretend he’s worthy of being honored www.sfgate.com/national-par...
National parks change prioritizes Trump birthday over days honoring Black people
Free entrance days at national parks no longer include MLK Day and Juneteenth.
www.sfgate.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:26 AM
They really created an award just for him how fucking pathetic. Peace prize more like piece of shit prize
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Everything they do is so petty and vindictive
December 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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CARTOON OF THE DAY
December 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Historian here it’s Hannah Arendt’s death anniversary and she was of course prescient.
December 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
YES plus throw in my first born and the key to Greektown, whatever it takes
December 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There’s a lot of crazy conspiracies about Erika Kirk floating around out here but here’s what I know is true, she’s currently having the time of her life in the spotlight variety.com/2025/tv/news...
Fox News Sets Six Appearances for Erika Kirk Next Week
Erika Kirk will make six appearances on Fox News Media shows next week as part of the book tour for 'Stop, in the Name of God' written by her late husband Charlie Kirk.
variety.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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another chosen grifter has gone through the riley gaines industrial complex
December 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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According to a new study, members of Congressional leadership perform 47% better in stock market trades than their rank-and-file peers, thanks to access to nonpublic information.

Today would be a great day to ban ALL elected officials from trading stock, don't you think?
December 5, 2025 at 8:45 PM