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Sparky Slanderson
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A refugee from Twitter who drinks and knows things, proudly 🇲🇽313
Pretty sad when a Scientologist has more moral backbone than most Christians pagesix.com/2025/12/10/e...
Exclusive | Tom Cruise didn’t want to ask Donald Trump for a favor to get his outer space movie off ground: source
It’s perhaps the latest instance of how Trump can get movies made these days, and how Cruise is allegedly reluctant to court the commander-in-chief.
pagesix.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Including Bill Clinton
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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"It's not hard to assess that Candace has lost her mind... Candace and Tucker are advancing absurd lies."

Tim Miller breaks down the batshit insane conspiracy theories being spouted by Candace Owens.
December 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
By all means let them destroy themselves with crazy conspiratorial infighting but once you recognize Candace Owens as a grifter, it truly all makes sense
Jessica Reed Kraus suggests Candace Owens is “a scorned ex love interest” of Charlie Kirk
December 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Imagine being in prison and getting a worthless pardon from the person you’re in prison for. Might as well have just sent her a cake that said “at least you tried” www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-p...
Trump pardons jailed ex-Colorado election official Tina Peters, but she was charged in state court
President Trump said he is granting a pardon to Tina Peters, a former Colorado county clerk who was convicted of allowing unauthorized access to voting machines — even though the pardon power is widel...
www.cbsnews.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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First trailer for ‘Supergirl’

Releasing in theaters June 26
December 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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First teaser trailer for the live-action 'Street Fighter' film 👊

In theaters October 16, 2026
December 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Trump sent Vance there twice. He threatened to cut off all federal spending to the state. He vowed to back primary challengers of any Republican who voted against him here. He posted their names online, prompting his fans to send them death threats.

But all that failed, so now he wasn't involved.
Reporter: The senate in Indiana voted against the redistricting effort.

Trump: I wasn't working on it very hard. I wasn't very much involved
December 12, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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Micro transactions too obvious?
December 11, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This Sherrone Moore situation is getting weirder
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
It's crab in a bucket mentality, motherfuckers make it and forget where they come from. I get what Crockett was saying thehill.com/homenews/med...
thehill.com
December 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Tommy Tuberville says things George Wallace wouldn’t have. There’s no code language to decipher. He puts the hate on a plate.
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm not interested in giving up our assets to get Anthony Davis, his inability to stay healthy is too risky sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/...
Anthony Davis trade rumors: Pistons, Hawks and Raptors among teams interested in Mavericks star
Anthony Davis is averaging 19.6 points in 10 games this season.
sports.yahoo.com
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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So it turns out an ice agent is much more likely to have an arrest record than an immigrant.
December 10, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
FUCK JD VANCE You don’t need your neighbors to speak English or share the same religion or participate in the same cultural celebrations of the US. Just mind your business and know that your immigrant neighbors despite our differences are just regular people trying to make in this world
December 9, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I really enjoyed Death by Lightning and I wanna complain that it was only 4 episodes but I think that was an added point to depict his brief presidency. If they ever make a show on William Henry Harrison it’d just be an Instagram Reel with Jon Cena showing his range acting sick
December 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Tywin said it best
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Trump rages that Henry Cuellar didn’t pay him back for a pardon by switching parties, blasting Cuellar for a “lack of LOYALTY.”

In other words, Trump admits he was trying to use his pardon power to buy Republicans a House seat.
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thank you Indiana
December 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud.

Just unspeakable assholery.
December 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM