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B 👻 Hekr
@bhekr.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Also don't do sarcasm without clear indication it's sarcasm. Poe's law rules here, and you will be blocked on sight without even realizing it.
seeing some twitter folk coming in hot and I do not recommend this approach. picking fights or just being an asshole here doesn't go over all that well.
People won't read your red hat that says, "Make Nazis Afraid Again" they'll just see the red hat and block you.
Who wants to buy some bootleg Las Vegas Athletics jerseys?
NEWS: The Athletics MLB franchise has been denied the “Las Vegas Athletics” and “Vegas Athletics” trademarks by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office for the second time.
January 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Who wants to buy some bootleg Las Vegas Athletics jerseys?
Is this one not working? bsky.app/profile/did:...
bsky.app
January 6, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Is this one not working? bsky.app/profile/did:...
One of the firefighters that answered the call about my smoke detectors at 4 AM had the same mustache as Harry Shearer in Spinal Tap, and I trust him with my life.
January 6, 2026 at 10:21 AM
One of the firefighters that answered the call about my smoke detectors at 4 AM had the same mustache as Harry Shearer in Spinal Tap, and I trust him with my life.
The real power play is telling coworkers "Let's circle back next year" on January 5th
January 5, 2026 at 12:29 PM
The real power play is telling coworkers "Let's circle back next year" on January 5th
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Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
January 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Do other countries have this weird notion that you’re not a “real” representative of the nation if you live in an urban center? Like do the French say Parisians aren’t really French? Are you considered not a real German if you live in Berlin? Or is this mainly a weird American thing?
Happy Public Domain Day and happy future 9 month anniversary of 10 versions of "The Little Engine That Kills"
January 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Happy Public Domain Day and happy future 9 month anniversary of 10 versions of "The Little Engine That Kills"
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Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Katy Perry was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
December 29, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Please share this post. I have made a deal with the devil where he will turn me back into a slug if I get 100,000 followers on here. I miss being a slug. I did not have to pay taxes. I had no idea who Katy Perry was. I slithered around aimlessly, not knowing salt would make me die a horrific death.
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"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
December 25, 2025 at 6:33 AM
"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"
That "Tell Kellie, I want her to know it was me" look
December 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
That "Tell Kellie, I want her to know it was me" look
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We all know Cadbury chocolate today is inferior to what it was before the hostile American takeover, but I just noticed something.
Aldi's 'Dairy Milk' style chocolate is 28% cocoa, whilst Cadbury's Dairy Milk is only 20% and costs twice as much per 100g!!!
Aldi's 'Dairy Milk' style chocolate is 28% cocoa, whilst Cadbury's Dairy Milk is only 20% and costs twice as much per 100g!!!
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 PM
We all know Cadbury chocolate today is inferior to what it was before the hostile American takeover, but I just noticed something.
Aldi's 'Dairy Milk' style chocolate is 28% cocoa, whilst Cadbury's Dairy Milk is only 20% and costs twice as much per 100g!!!
Aldi's 'Dairy Milk' style chocolate is 28% cocoa, whilst Cadbury's Dairy Milk is only 20% and costs twice as much per 100g!!!
They got this all wrong. I said "consider whether they're on something." Glad they didn't check if I was actually a scientist though.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
They got this all wrong. I said "consider whether they're on something." Glad they didn't check if I was actually a scientist though.
Guys, is it Un-american to expect something you spent over $1000 on to last more than 2 years?
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Guys, is it Un-american to expect something you spent over $1000 on to last more than 2 years?
There isn't even a section about his Miller Lite commercial on the Wikipedia page, those wiki editors are slacking.
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
There isn't even a section about his Miller Lite commercial on the Wikipedia page, those wiki editors are slacking.
I'm feeling "Turn Around" today
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm feeling "Turn Around" today
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It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It's Monday. So I thought I'd checka my email.
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
flashy: homestarrunner.com/sbemails/210...
tubey: youtu.be/-zhsNdk1_Vc?si
"We're only making a moderate profit on these items, we're CRAZY!"
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"We're only making a moderate profit on these items, we're CRAZY!"
Pick one Thanksgiving side that's gotta go. You've been given unlimited power and this is how you choose to use it I guess.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Pick one Thanksgiving side that's gotta go. You've been given unlimited power and this is how you choose to use it I guess.
exactly, that sneering derision will at best only be seen by the 30% anyway, and just makes the ones that put the effort in to do the right thing get discouraged.
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
exactly, that sneering derision will at best only be seen by the 30% anyway, and just makes the ones that put the effort in to do the right thing get discouraged.
best song to screw up my search history because I searched "pepper butthole"
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
best song to screw up my search history because I searched "pepper butthole"
Manager to English Dictionary:
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Manager to English Dictionary:
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
"Not a good multitasker" means "We hired you under the impression you were 3 people, and you failed to live up to that impression"
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Happens to the best of us
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happens to the best of us
I got to maddest before I blocked, shame I missed out on the good part
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I got to maddest before I blocked, shame I missed out on the good part
The economy gets cranky when it hasn't had it nap and fruit snacks
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM
The economy gets cranky when it hasn't had it nap and fruit snacks
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last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
last night at a bar I learned that they improved pinball by making machines that are entirely computers and they’re much better than what we had before