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Help I’m being attacked by this turkey🏃 🦃
@bigboyparis.bsky.social
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Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky

ps i love u
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I know what the people want.

#sizesky
I mean, they WOULD
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Tired, overworked wholesale store employee finally calls it quits but not before growing as tall as the warehouse ceiling allows and hunting down every last person who had the nerve to be in the store. #sizesky
December 28, 2024 at 1:22 PM
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Hard vore? It’s actually quite simple…
July 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I want to make a micro’s last day on earth absolutely miserable. #sizesky
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
When you get around to it
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s a very good scream
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Safe travels!
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Cool cucumber
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
They should invent a restaurant that sells curry that isn’t expensive and is also close to where I live
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
It’s the age old “I have to suffer so so do you (but worse)”
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Life got you down? Be a knee high toything to your bestie who strangles you when they’re bored. #sizesky
November 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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🎨 churroz
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Man ya can't trust anything these days
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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doodle
November 23, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I can fix him. But first, the hardware store—
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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@haziidemon.bsky.social really is just the fucking best

If you aren't simping over him, what are you even doing-
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 7:09 PM
They should make people into something that is no longer people by stepping on them
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If you’re a dude who is a giant and is evil reply below to spread the word #sizesky
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Yes but between his thighs he needs his hands free for selfies and sending ominous dms with wink emojis to your friends
November 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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RT to condemn Wario to eternal suffering
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Everyone laughs at the fairy wrestler until they put you in the spinning toe hold #sizesky
November 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM