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@bigboyparis.bsky.social
+18 NSFW.
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
Macro/micro dude. Minors do NOT interact. If you post AI content I will block you. I like being tall and being small. I write sometimes. #sizesky
ps i love u
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Politicians in Pokémon be like
Octillery Clinton
Octillery Clinton
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Politicians in Pokémon be like
Octillery Clinton
Octillery Clinton
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Art is hard and i got really frustrated so im finishing with 5 dumb girl doodles
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Art is hard and i got really frustrated so im finishing with 5 dumb girl doodles
A good way to stay gracious and kind to others during difficult times is to channel all your hate, aggression, and cruelty towards micros. #sizesky
November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A good way to stay gracious and kind to others during difficult times is to channel all your hate, aggression, and cruelty towards micros. #sizesky
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Oops my brainrot for the Evo Valkyrie got the best of me and i drew her at a pretty planetary scale
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
March 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Oops my brainrot for the Evo Valkyrie got the best of me and i drew her at a pretty planetary scale
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
i don't have any clever caption, enjoy lol
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Tired, overworked wholesale store employee finally calls it quits but not before growing as tall as the warehouse ceiling allows and hunting down every last person who had the nerve to be in the store. #sizesky
December 28, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Tired, overworked wholesale store employee finally calls it quits but not before growing as tall as the warehouse ceiling allows and hunting down every last person who had the nerve to be in the store. #sizesky
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Hard vore? It’s actually quite simple…
July 2, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hard vore? It’s actually quite simple…
Cool cucumber
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Cool cucumber
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Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Luigi collecting gold from the Israelites to melt into a golden calf while his brother is atop Vine Hidden in a Block Sinai
They should invent a restaurant that sells curry that isn’t expensive and is also close to where I live
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
They should invent a restaurant that sells curry that isn’t expensive and is also close to where I live
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Man ya can't trust anything these days
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Man ya can't trust anything these days
I can fix him. But first, the hardware store—
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I can fix him. But first, the hardware store—
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@haziidemon.bsky.social really is just the fucking best
If you aren't simping over him, what are you even doing-
If you aren't simping over him, what are you even doing-
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
@haziidemon.bsky.social really is just the fucking best
If you aren't simping over him, what are you even doing-
If you aren't simping over him, what are you even doing-
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RT to condemn Wario to eternal suffering
November 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
RT to condemn Wario to eternal suffering
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Its enrichment to eat people you think are cute
November 22, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Its enrichment to eat people you think are cute
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I just got a dm from GY!BE. I’ve been told I’ve ruined post rock forever. They’re deleting everything. It’s all gone.
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I just got a dm from GY!BE. I’ve been told I’ve ruined post rock forever. They’re deleting everything. It’s all gone.