Big Monster Love
@bigmonsterlove.bsky.social
Sé/é/he/him. Here for a short time, not a good time. Labhair Gaeilge liom.
A woman came into the waiting room, took one look at me and elected to sit as far away as possible. I looked down and water from the bathroom sink had soaked my shirt. Reader, I look like I wazzed myself.
December 7, 2025 at 5:29 PM
A woman came into the waiting room, took one look at me and elected to sit as far away as possible. I looked down and water from the bathroom sink had soaked my shirt. Reader, I look like I wazzed myself.
Different hospital but they have a tree where the decorations are the names of people's loved ones who have passed on.
December 7, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Different hospital but they have a tree where the decorations are the names of people's loved ones who have passed on.
She was from Cabra West, he was from Cabra East, can I make it any more obvious?
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
She was from Cabra West, he was from Cabra East, can I make it any more obvious?
They appear to have gotten rid of the piano in the hospital. They may have heard me play it.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
They appear to have gotten rid of the piano in the hospital. They may have heard me play it.
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Spending time looking for your specs ..... and then you realise you're wearing them
December 7, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Spending time looking for your specs ..... and then you realise you're wearing them
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I have some class of Severance chip that activates when I reach the top of the stairs and I've no idea why am there most of the time
December 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I have some class of Severance chip that activates when I reach the top of the stairs and I've no idea why am there most of the time
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I made a coffee during the week, left it get cold so decided to go out and treat myself to one. Brought it home, forgot to drink that one too.
December 7, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I made a coffee during the week, left it get cold so decided to go out and treat myself to one. Brought it home, forgot to drink that one too.
Middle age is leaving down a sandwich you just made because of an unsolicited phone call, and spending five minutes retracing your steps to find it again.
December 7, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Middle age is leaving down a sandwich you just made because of an unsolicited phone call, and spending five minutes retracing your steps to find it again.
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Check out @jennymaguire.bsky.social in the Indo this morning. It's a very important article. The recordign referenced is shown below.
archive.is/T27ap
archive.is/T27ap
December 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Check out @jennymaguire.bsky.social in the Indo this morning. It's a very important article. The recordign referenced is shown below.
archive.is/T27ap
archive.is/T27ap
I'm feeling better but my breathing is still like a detuned set of uilleann pipes.
December 7, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I'm feeling better but my breathing is still like a detuned set of uilleann pipes.
Made this card two years ago. Not sure who I sent it to.
December 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Made this card two years ago. Not sure who I sent it to.
Was trying to draw Maria Steen and accidentally drew Bobby Sands MP. How's your Saturday night going?
December 6, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Was trying to draw Maria Steen and accidentally drew Bobby Sands MP. How's your Saturday night going?
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Chris Rea writing his first draft:
You will be losing your mind in tailbacks on the A2 in late December because of Roman taxation practices
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Chris Rea writing his first draft:
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Your boyfriend small as hell
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Your boyfriend small as hell
Oh, don't worry, green banana, I'll be paying you a visit real soon.
December 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Oh, don't worry, green banana, I'll be paying you a visit real soon.
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dog: *does something that’s pretty self explanatory and you instinctively know what they want, as you have a deep bond
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
December 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
dog: *does something that’s pretty self explanatory and you instinctively know what they want, as you have a deep bond
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
dog experts: oh that means the opposite of what you’re thinking (for some reason)
When we were kids growing up we were only allowed watch Daffy Duck, because he was Catholic. The other lot had Donald Duck.
December 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
When we were kids growing up we were only allowed watch Daffy Duck, because he was Catholic. The other lot had Donald Duck.
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
December 6, 2025 at 12:38 PM
“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”
Good luck to everyone getting their Toy Show results today.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Good luck to everyone getting their Toy Show results today.
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a former house mate used to set up security systems, and while we were watching tv one night he shouted fuck and ran out got on his bike. When he got back he said he forgot to lock the front doors of the ulster bank he was working on.
December 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
a former house mate used to set up security systems, and while we were watching tv one night he shouted fuck and ran out got on his bike. When he got back he said he forgot to lock the front doors of the ulster bank he was working on.
In bed at 10.15pm with no alarm set. Let's do this.
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
In bed at 10.15pm with no alarm set. Let's do this.
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This is a pretty funny video. Second lad's accent is so familiar.
December 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is a pretty funny video. Second lad's accent is so familiar.