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Billy Lezard

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Avid bike watcher Subpar bike rider "Chicanes always, even in the mud" Kenny Werner

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 3h

That is convenient

If you want some I’m sure that can be arranged and they’ll be with you in a jiffy

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 5h

I respect it

Josh Allen became an incredible QB so he can be a trad husband who works the land

He wasn’t a nationally ranked farmer for nothing

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 7h

Just go with Tonke then you don’t have to worry about it.

It’s a brilliant life hack

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 7h

Maybe I wasn’t talking about you?

I was, but there is a chance I wasn’t

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 7h

Looks like a new race to me

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 7h

Hey

Britain has a storied history of doping I’ll have you know

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 7h

It’s the 8th GT obviously, but as someone from a guest nation you wouldn’t understand the tradition of this 0 year old race

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 8h

If you insist

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Just depends if you believe Limburg is real or not

That or the Rotterdam tunnel from TDFF 2024 stage 1

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

He's flanked by Andreas Veerkracht and Kieran Witte-Strijd obviously

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

That's not Harry Mac that's Harrie Van

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

His gate is so much bigger than mine he literally just ran over me without breaking stride

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

I don't know how to break this too you guys, but either everyone joined discord before it was cool because it isn't or no one joined discord before it was cool because it never will be

Just a matter of perspective not a matter of timing

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

I don't think that is working in your favour

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Fighting words from the discord user

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

I did suggest a Clement Horny corner

Clement Horny

Belgian MTB rider that farms CX races outside Belgium to try and race world cups. Can't complain because that is why I am in Sweden, he is also here

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

I had to look pretty hard to find an italian brain rot cycling meme

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

I work with children so I don't get a choice.

Me trying to understand why they need an AI summary of sponge bob episodes:

Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

You'd either have to get conformable with the idea of a camper or spend literally every penny you'll ever make on hotels

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Still feel there is space to improve

I don't even know where to begin. If you can't see this, consider yourself lucky and move on

Sorry

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Rather than run past like he did at Koksijde?

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

@zoeface44.bsky.social now is your time to shine

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

She really is

#TonkeToTheTour!

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Need an AI summary of the race from another year playing too. Getting all the names wrong

Like Puck Peters, Today Foccia, Matthew xander pool, Remco Even a pole

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Billy Lezard @billylezard.bsky.social · 17h

Del Grosso even.

All those CX wannabe roadies merge in to one

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