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rowan bird guy @birdlord5000.bsky.social · Jan 1
after my success with pastaquest in 2024, this year at my friend madelyn's suggestion i'm embarking on a new journey i'm calling beverage and beyond, where i try to see how many different kinds of beverage i can consume in 2025
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elea.fyi
I don’t want to formulate words yet, but my friend Alice Wong, @sfdirewolf.bsky.social of the Disability Visibility Project, has passed.

Here are the words she left behind:
www.instagram.com/p/DREMDNBjnq...
Alice Wong on Instagram: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the time of her passing. Hi everyone, it ...
423 likes, 73 comments - alicatsamurai on November 14, 2025: "ID: Yellow background with black text "This is Alice's friend Sandy Ho, posting. Per Alice's wishes, this message is being shared at the t...
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November 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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moonshotpods.bsky.social
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
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November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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sifsweetman.bsky.social
Coming back with yet another #Palisade Post Card for #FriendsAtTheTable. My 3rd card of 6 was centered on The Figure in Concrete & The Broken Spoke, framed as one of many Alise Breka novels. The pulp novel framing, here, was designed by @badbucket.bsky.social, and was used on multiple cards.
The Figure in Concrete stands on a rocky outcrop. Russian Sage grows out of the rock and out of the Figure's body. The rock and the figure's belly are pierced by great rusted chains. The figure is breaking of the of the chains, sparks flying. Behind them stands a mech carrying an upright glaive. Their shield is massive. It's shadows are purple. In the pastel sky is shattering glass, The Witch in glass smiles on the left side of the glaive, the Devil's Two Front Teeth on the right. Chimera's Lantern is lit. The previous image is inset into a weathered pulp novel cover template. The title reads "Phyrric Shale" and it is by Alise Breka. A quote below reads "Tears falling on stone." It is home printed my RadiantAngel, the label reads.
November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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crabmoney.bsky.social
IF YOU DONATE WE CAN HUNT JEFF FOR SPORT. WE’VE HAD THE PLANS READY FOR YEARS. WITH YOUR GIFT TO CASA WE CAN FINALLY DO THIS IN REAL LIFE, NOT IN MINECRAFT
jeffstormer.gobirds.online Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 6d
The first time @crabmoney.bsky.social and I met in person we talked about organizing an in-person game of hide and seek in the city of Philadelphia, with video clues shared to a team of hunters running through famous city landmarks.

If we raise $6000, we will make this absurd chase dream a reality.
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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kayleerowena.com
i've been listening to a ton of @corpserevivers.bsky.social + @jeffstormer.gobirds.online 's BATMAN: BUMP IN THE NIGHT podcast lately & wanted to try drawing a cover for one of the issues 🦇🦇🦇
a fake comic cover for the podcast "batman: bump in the night" by jeff stormer and marn lastname. it shows three girls - gotham academy students katherine karlo, maps mizoguchi, and olive silverlock - from behind standing in front of a glowing painting of batman from behind with his mask off. spray painted over the painting are the words "WHO IS IT?" in bright red.
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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sysl.bsky.social
I've been having a lot of fun watching this event and making some fun shitposts with it. I'm just collecting them in a thread.
moonshotpods.bsky.social The Moonshot Podcast Network @moonshotpods.bsky.social · 11d
Our schedule for Ground Control 2025 is jam-packed with 24 hours of video games, game shows, music, and fun! You can learn more - and donate to help us support CASA's work with immigrant communities in the mid-Atlantic - at tiltify.com/@moonshotnetwork/ground-control-2025!
2025 Schedule 12:00pm Nidhogg Bracket 1:00pm Fuck You Too! Quiz Show 2:30pm Hades 2 Relay 4:00pm The Trolley Solution 5:00pm Fighting Game Poker 6:00pm Sonic Racing 7:00pm Rock Band 8:30pm Try Not To Laugh 10:00pm Tabletop Fortnite 12:00am Bump In The Night LIVE 2:00am Digimon Smash or Pass 4:00am Mosa Lina 5:00am Advice Show 6:00am Ring Fit Rise and Grind 7:00am Nightmare Ned Speedrun 8:00am The Daily ‘Dles 9:00am Pictionary Belt Match 11:00am Party Finale 1:00pm Rock Band Encore (Unlocks at $3000) For CASA's support of immigrant communities November 8th, 12 PM EST moonshot.mov
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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kayleerowena.com
my dear friends over at moonshot are raising funds for CASA to support immigrants in maryland! if you donate $5+ you can enter the ghost bundle raffle and win some stickers and a digital copy of haunts from me (along with other prizes!!)

tiltify.com/@moonshotnet...
November 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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kayleerowena.com
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an illustration mostly in shades of bright pink and dark teal of a woman running past a mirror, a candelabra in one hand and a knife in the other. one of her eyes is covered by the candle flames, and the other is the same bright red as the flame. a shadowy figure stands directly behind her.
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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secretsamol.bsky.social
Get your prompts ready, because Secret Samol is back for the 10th year!

Sign ups for Secret Samol 2025 will be from Saturday, November 15th to Sunday, November 23.

You can Get Ready by checking out the info and rules here:
secretsamol.carrd.co #friendsatthetable #secretsamol #secretsamol2025
Secret Samol 2025
Links for the annual Secret Samol gift exchange.
secretsamol.carrd.co
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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plounce.bsky.social
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a smiling cat holding hands with two smiling crabs. text reads, "let's all hold hands and smile about this".
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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moonshotpods.bsky.social
Since donating is now live, so are our donation goals! If we hit $500 raised before the stream goes live, we'll release the rest of this year's Batman: Bump In The Night issues onto the public feed! And if we hit $1000, say hello to more public Patreon 'sclusies!

Donate at moonshotpods.com/donate!
2025 Dono Goals Pre-Stream $500 - Bump In The Night: Year One Public Feed Drop $1000 - Once Missed Wonders Year 3 Drop, Zero Hours Played Year 1 Drop $2000 - Blue Prince Crowd Control $3000 - Rock Band Encore $4000 - The Great Moonshot Archipelago Race $5000 - Show And Tell Week $6000 - ??? For CASA's support of immigrant communities November 8th, 12 PM EST moonshot.mov
November 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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sifsweetman.bsky.social
I have been given the go-ahead to begin sharing #friendsatthetable #Palisade post-card work. While I work on my website updating it with that project, I'll be trickling those out. Aiming for 1/week.

These are in-universe propaganda books-on-tape. This ones designed around Gentian's Swordbearers.
A cover of a book on tape for a piece of in-universe Stel Nideo propaganda called "Brave Hearts of the Valley: Part One of the Blades of the Bontive Saga". It features two massive five-armed mechs of red glass and fabric extending their hands towards the middle as they meld into the giant pastoral stained glass that sits there. In front of them, two figures kneel on candlelit steps with their stained glass halves of a giant sword.
November 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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therisingtithes.bsky.social
anyway happy halloween
Jay-Z's Monster verse but it's just him listing monsters
YouTube video by Mr. Udders
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November 1, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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placesjournal.bsky.social
Amid a war on public knowledge, libraries are pushing outward, enlarging the commons through new configurations of civic and creative life.

In her latest — and, yes, 34th! — article for Places, @shannonmattern.bsky.social writes about building the infrastructure we need to keep ourselves free.
October 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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kayleerowena.com
🎃 trick or treat! 🎃

it's my birthday week + halloween (+ i'm currently quite short on this month's rent), so to celebrate i'm opening up my shop! i have tons of spooky new stickers and buttons and prints and more for y'all!

(🫀 RTs appreciated to spread the word!)

kayleerowena.bigcartel.com
a promo graphic with pictures of various stickers, buttons, sticker sheets, and tarot cards scattered around the words "halloween (+ birthday!) shop open!".
October 28, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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sandypointroad.bsky.social
Journey to the Bay pt. 2.5, The Hanging Gardens of Rillspur. Thinking of adding color to the background but unsure. #perpetua #fatt #friendsatthetable
Exterior and interior of Rillspur mega dungeon. Interior view of Rillspur mega dungeon in isometric view Exterior of Rillspur mega dungeon with title overlay. Mega dungeon symbol in close view.
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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partyofonepodcast.bsky.social
GOT PARTY OF ONE QUESTIONS?
We don't have answers, but we can certainly try to fake it.

We're celebrating our anniversary with an AUDIENCE Q&A special this Thursday to answer your questions about 10 years of Party of One!

Drop your Questions in the replies to this post, or send 'em via email.
GOT QUESTIONS We don't have answers, but we can certainly try to fake it. Party of One has been on the air 10 ENTIRE YEARS. As part of our anniversary celebration, we’re turning the mic to YOU. If you’ve got questions about games, podcasts, or the past 10 years of 2-player RPG adventures, send ‘em our way! Send your questions to partyofonepodcast@gmail.com with the subject line “Audience Q&A” by Thursday, 10/30 at 5pm EST. We’ll answer as many questions as we can. And stay tuned for the episode release Friday, 10/31!
October 27, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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jeffstormer.gobirds.online
Ten years. Ten entire years.

Thanks for coming along, y'all.
partyofonepodcast.bsky.social Party of One Podcast @partyofonepodcast.bsky.social · 20d
10 years of 2-player TTRPGs, and intimate one-on-one conversations. Thanks for coming along for the ride so far. Here's to many more parties to come.

If you'd like to quote-tweet this with kind words, or a favorite episode, or what you like about the show, I would appreciate it.

Party On, y'all.
PARTY OF ONE CELEBRATES TEN YEARS OF 2-PLAYER TTRPGS 2025: "Take it, Past Me" 2015: "Thanks, Future Me"
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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flowerofthewave.bsky.social
Art trade for @152createz.bsky.social ! The Hitchcock's, you decide who's who haha
#FriendsAtTheTable #fatt
A bust of the Hitchcock brothers from friends at the table. They have light skin and curly brown hair and a moustache. One is in the foreground in profile the other is in the back, in shadow and looking at his brother.
October 25, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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partyofonepodcast.bsky.social
Starting Monday, Party of One is celebrating its 10th anniversary with not just one episode, but 5 special episodes.

It's a big anniversary. It deserves a big celebration. A party, if you will.
PARTY OF ONE 10th ANNIVERSARY CELEBRATION 2025 "Take it, Past Me" - 2015 "Thanks, Future Me" Five special episodes celebrating 10 years of 2-player RPGs. October 27th-31st, 2025
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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rosemarymosco.com
Halloween costume ideas for birders.
A comic called halloween costume ideas for birders. In panel 1, labeled easy, there's a person labeled northern cardinal wearing a party hat, a beak, and red clothes, and a person labeled roseate spoonbill wearing pink clothes and a wooden spoon on their nose. In panel 2, labeled harder, there's a person labeled merlin sound ID wearing a big green circle with a microphone modeled after the button on the merlin sound ID app, and a person labeled hybrid green x blue jay wearing a complex costume with a mask and robe and hat modeled after a recently discovered hybrid bird. In panel 3, labeled challenging, there's a person labeled baltimore oriole nest wearing an enormous accurate woven oriole nest suspended from their arms and shoulders, and a person labeled african jacana carrying chicks with a hideous costume of long-toed bird feet hanging from their armpits. In panel 4, labeled hot, there's a person labeled high quality spotting scope who is shirtless and is wearing a spotting scope mask on their head, and a person labeled sexy owl pellet wearing an owl pellet top and bottom with a mouse skull on their head.
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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cabfolio.com
Once again:
oliviarafferty.substack.com/p/50-spotify...
October 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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cookiedoves.bsky.social
american wizcock
October 20, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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jgriffingraham.bsky.social
SNAP benefits are going to be paused on November 1. If you are able, now is a good time to give to food banks, food pantries, or local mutual aid groups.
October 20, 2025 at 2:10 PM
birdlord5000.bsky.social
baker and taylor bankruptcy 😔
impavid.us 🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · Oct 9
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
October 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM