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Emma ✌️🦀
@crabmoney.bsky.social
Writer • Podcaster • Funny Little Guy

Any pronouns!

really I’m just here for the MMOLB posts

Host of Unnatural Selection, Cohost of Dead Teen House Party, in Interstitial Infinity all on @moonshotpods.bsky.social

2022 PEN/Dau Prize winner
smudge goes out of his gourd whenever he's near a rotisserie chicken so we are all emotionally preparing for him to have near-religious experience when he sees the turkey this year
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Feeling like the low poly cat from katamari today
November 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Hanging out with the boys in the Blue Prince house. I'm trying to start a game of darts but they're too busy doing arithmetic on the board.
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This opens next week btw 👀🤠
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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if reading a spreadsheet isn't quite your thing, why not check out today's new RTG? in which you can just let james read you a spreadsheet as they read it to diaz and xavier as well during our exploration of the Least Valuable Player awards, no wait where are you going i promise this is interesting!
November 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I should not buy this fully restored 1974 gottleib pinball machine just because it’s on sale and I have enough savings to do so but GOD is it calling to me like the green goblin mask
November 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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if you are looking for something delightful this evening I recommend the Season 9 Normal Gossip premiere with Malala
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This has been a highlight for me both years of ground control Baltimore I love making people learn about this dumb state. also there were guest questions and an entire guest category by @rememberthatguy.bsky.social !
ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE

me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
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November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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ALSO I FORGOT TO POST ABOUT THIS ONE

me and @crabmoney.bsky.social did another edition of our Baltimore themed game show! there was a Taskmaster task! and 10 questions about horses!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-V-...
Eff You, Too! || Ground Control 2025
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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So you are telling me target, a brand whose value has consistently fallen over 2025 because it failed to align with its customer base's more progressive values via business decisions, has teamed up with starbucks (while their employees are striking) to try and drive up traffic? Brilliant gambit, sir
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

🔗https://tinyurl.com/yrshv45s
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
forgor to post but this month’s unnatural selection will be late bc 1. Ground control at my brain and 2. Greg is my guest and we think it’d be cute to record on our anniversary this weekend bc this month is on the book/movie that gave them an opening to slide into my dms 5 years ago
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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The keighleys will always harm me but blue prince snub is a huge sign to how much of a bullshit show it is
November 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bummed that I’m missing pax unplugged for the second year in a row BUT at least this year it is for the good reason of Greg and I have anniversary plans
November 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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if you have ever wondered who the Least Valuable Player was in a given year for MLB (AL/NL by bWAR), the NBA/BAA (by winshares), the WNBA (also winshares), the NHL (by pointshares), or the NFL (by AV from 1960-pres), then boy howdy do we have a spreadsheet for you
RTG? Least Valuable Player Awards - Public
docs.google.com
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Did you know I’m in a show that opens in less than a month. Did you know if you’re nearby you can come see it. Did you know I get to teach a pantomimed coyote the magic of Christmas
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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spoke with the executive director of my local food bank today and got this really incredible line: "if you donate 1 can of green beans, we can give away 1 can of green beans. but if you donate a dollar, we can give away 6 cans of green beans"
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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i've been listening to a ton of @corpserevivers.bsky.social + @jeffstormer.gobirds.online 's BATMAN: BUMP IN THE NIGHT podcast lately & wanted to try drawing a cover for one of the issues 🦇🦇🦇
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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please derive joy from my inexperience

this was so fun lmao
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
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November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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i had so much fun filming and editing this. thank you to @badfuckinpodcasts.com @punkdyke.bsky.social jacqueline swampert and @kamkonek.bsky.social for being extremely good sports, and @citadelofswords.bsky.social for being my little alex horne
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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I got the most meat out of the crab, but as a Jew I can't eat it #MakesYouThink
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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Thinking I'm tired of not being champion. Congrats and count your days, bestie.
The stream is OVER my headache is GONE and I am happy to be your new MOONSHOT TITLE BELT HOLDER. It’s an honor @moonshotpods.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I took two of these people to open crabs properly today. i can proudly say their techniques have improved but my GOD
During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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During this year's Fuck You Baltimore quiz show, the out-of-towner contestants were given one simple task: get as much meat out of a steamed crab as possible. How well they accomplished this is...up for debate.

youtu.be/ef67UF0CwwU
The Crab Task Supercut
YouTube video by Moonshot Podcast Network
youtu.be
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Now that ground control is over I can celebrate the other most important thing that happened in Baltimore which is that my college roommate and his little dog moved back and now I can bother billy whenever I want
November 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM