Allsome dude
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Espresso martini? Yeah, I did want to have bad breath and sleep poorly, thanks
February 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Espresso martini? Yeah, I did want to have bad breath and sleep poorly, thanks
Here’s a solution: Every ICE agent should have to carry a copy of the bill of rights. Or at least a QR code that will link to it.
January 30, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Here’s a solution: Every ICE agent should have to carry a copy of the bill of rights. Or at least a QR code that will link to it.
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“Don’t take this bait. Vote.”
-Dem politician’s last words at the firing squad
-Dem politician’s last words at the firing squad
January 17, 2026 at 12:55 AM
“Don’t take this bait. Vote.”
-Dem politician’s last words at the firing squad
-Dem politician’s last words at the firing squad
So they cancelled elections, killed a bunch of people, made your life way worse, and you’re mad about it? Don’t take the bait. Go vote. Or… I guess… hmmmmm…
January 15, 2026 at 7:59 PM
So they cancelled elections, killed a bunch of people, made your life way worse, and you’re mad about it? Don’t take the bait. Go vote. Or… I guess… hmmmmm…
Every ice officer is now mandated to display a prompt we can put into grok to identify them
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Every ice officer is now mandated to display a prompt we can put into grok to identify them
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[government goes Hitler mode]
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
January 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
[government goes Hitler mode]
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
Moderate Conservative Guy - how could it go Hitler mode? The president doesn’t have any facial hair at all.
All of the other conservative guys: man, it sure is nice to have a Hitler in charge
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there goes mike zeroh
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
there goes mike zeroh
I hold my cigarettes American style, but I hold my dick European style. Anyone else?
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 PM
I hold my cigarettes American style, but I hold my dick European style. Anyone else?
We gotta drop the whole ACME catalog on these fuckers. I’m talking pianos, anvils, barrels of TNT, the works. I need to see those little birds circling JD’s fat head!
January 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
We gotta drop the whole ACME catalog on these fuckers. I’m talking pianos, anvils, barrels of TNT, the works. I need to see those little birds circling JD’s fat head!
The new cellar door is “ABDL blowout”
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The new cellar door is “ABDL blowout”
Mama, huckabee ambassador to Israel some day
December 26, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Mama, huckabee ambassador to Israel some day
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what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
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It looks like she got her doctorate in boob-ometrics with a minor in rail transportation (caboose = rear end)
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It looks like she got her doctorate in boob-ometrics with a minor in rail transportation (caboose = rear end)
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your jokes about email typos, but your fat fingered friends will
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Jeffrey Epstein won’t see your jokes about email typos, but your fat fingered friends will
The new woke Veterans Day is for former soldiers to apologize for what they did
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The new woke Veterans Day is for former soldiers to apologize for what they did
Ezra Klein: dick cheney did politics the right way
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Ezra Klein: dick cheney did politics the right way
Okay sure, maybe a dog CAN play basketball, but surely not on a holiday?
Pritzker: "I sent a letter to Kristi Noem and to DHS leadership asking them to pause all of their federal agent operations for the entirety of the Halloween weekend. I'm asking for basic human decency. I think their response will be revealing. Give the children and families of Illinois a break."
October 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Okay sure, maybe a dog CAN play basketball, but surely not on a holiday?
I heard ICE added a tip screen when you check out, and the options START at 20%?!
October 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I heard ICE added a tip screen when you check out, and the options START at 20%?!
Why do they recommend docker desktop for Linux? Useless
October 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Why do they recommend docker desktop for Linux? Useless
Most arguments about which cartoon tv shows are good come down to, “I was a teen when this came out and you weren’t”
September 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Most arguments about which cartoon tv shows are good come down to, “I was a teen when this came out and you weren’t”
Delta 9 is the malt liquor of weed
September 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Delta 9 is the malt liquor of weed